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cthulhu_waves 06-25-2012 09:58 AM

Jessica Simpson: Miss Piggy or Miss Hottie?
 
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fitzmulti 06-25-2012 09:59 AM

Well, she just popped out a kid about 5 minutes ago...so...

The Porn Nerd 06-25-2012 10:03 AM

I'd still bang it, whatever the fuck "she" is now. LOL Throw in Brittney Spears and Christina Aguilera too, let's have a party.

I'll bring the donuts and beer. LOL

candyflip 06-25-2012 10:07 AM

I'd happily bury my face in those titties all day and night. For free no less.

~Ray 06-25-2012 10:09 AM

as good as to be expected

Spunky 06-25-2012 10:18 AM

I like a little meat with my potatoes

Lykos 06-25-2012 10:20 AM

I like her :)

pimpware 06-25-2012 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 19023041)
I'd still bang it, whatever the fuck "she" is now. LOL Throw in Brittney Spears and Christina Aguilera too, let's have a party.

I'll bring the donuts and beer. LOL

What he said :thumbsup

ajrocks 06-25-2012 10:29 AM

Shes been fat for years, she will never be thin again.

NerdScott 06-25-2012 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajrocks (Post 19023098)
Shes been fat for years, she will never be thin again.

qft :Oh crap

Freaky_Akula 06-25-2012 11:13 AM

I would fuck that slut!

JFK 06-25-2012 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 19023049)
I'd happily bury my face in those titties all day and night. For free no less.

your kindness knows no bounds:upsidedow

Scott McD 06-25-2012 11:26 AM

I fucking HATE those stupid oversized glasses!!

Best-In-BC 06-25-2012 11:41 AM

Chicken Of The Sea

Rochard 06-25-2012 11:47 AM

Miss hottie - and now with bigger boobs.

teennutsuckers 06-25-2012 12:09 PM

titties are plump as hell

BaldBishop 06-25-2012 12:50 PM

:thumbsup to those tits!

Bugbee 06-25-2012 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Best-In-BC (Post 19023246)
Chicken Of The Sea

LOL :1orglaugh

Choopa Phil 06-25-2012 01:02 PM

Big tits on a fat chick are the biggest fail ever.

pornguy 06-25-2012 01:13 PM

Nice cleavage

brassmonkey 06-25-2012 01:15 PM

the milk is good :thumbsup

O MARINA 06-25-2012 01:16 PM

Who did she have a baby with?

L-Pink 06-25-2012 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 19023410)
Who did she have a baby with?

She wants me to appear on the Maury Show with her next week.

.

BIGTYMER 06-25-2012 02:08 PM

What's up with her nose? She get another nose job?

DudeRick 06-25-2012 05:30 PM

[motor boat] Jessica Simpson [/motor boat] :winkwink:

kadudu 06-25-2012 05:40 PM

no no for me.

ninavain 06-25-2012 05:40 PM

I'd fuck her tits while calling her a pig

MindWaste 06-25-2012 05:46 PM

her boobs make a cute phone holder.

Mr. Garibaldi 06-25-2012 08:28 PM

those fucking glasses are brutal

eroticsexxx 06-25-2012 08:46 PM

It's a matter of perspective.

Miss Piggie it is. (not that there's anything wrong with that, bbw lovers)

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BIGTYMER 06-25-2012 08:51 PM

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sandman! 06-25-2012 08:51 PM

still doable :thumbsup

VenzuelanChick 06-26-2012 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 19023410)
Who did she have a baby with?

Eric Johnson they are meant to get married soonish

John-ACWM 06-26-2012 01:46 AM

She got really big...but cute :)

waltgator 06-26-2012 06:59 PM

boobs! :thumbsup

cashbizdude 06-26-2012 07:53 PM

I'd hit it, with a side of ice cream, she looks like she digs ice cream now.

Loryn 06-26-2012 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 19023371)
Big tits on a fat chick are the biggest fail ever.

That's why I'm an ass chick... any girl can have a nice rack, or get a nice rack, but a girl cannot have a nice ass and a fuck up body... so always go for the rockin' ass... if she has a hot ass, the rest is sure to be tight as well... :thumbsup :thumbsup

Helix 06-26-2012 08:03 PM

I'd hit it as long as she didn't talk.

Horny Dude 06-26-2012 08:27 PM

Didn't she just sign a contract with Jenny Craig to loose weight? I know she just had a kid, but dam she got big.

NikKay 06-27-2012 07:50 AM

I read she's gotta lose like 60 pounds for the Jenny Craig deal to get paid $5M or so. She'll have to hire a trainer and a chef to hit that goal for sure.

michael.kickass 06-27-2012 11:20 AM

She can still use my cock.

Lace 06-27-2012 11:32 AM

She's a fucking pig now. That's disguting. :disgust

V_RocKs 06-27-2012 01:58 PM

Pregnant women tend to put on weight... She will drop it laters.

O MARINA 06-27-2012 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 19027741)
Pregnant women tend to put on weight..


Are you sure about this? This is GFY and every man on here is dating a model.

LiveDose 06-27-2012 03:38 PM

As long as I don't have to listen to her speak.

Elli 06-27-2012 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 19027807)
Are you sure about this? This is GFY and every man on here is dating a model.

Doesn't every woman drop 30lbs in about 2-4 weeks? Come on...

$5 submissions 06-27-2012 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19023421)
She wants me to appear on the Maury Show with her next week.

.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

eroticsexxx 06-27-2012 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 19027807)
Are you sure about this? This is GFY and every man on here is dating a model.

I'm married to a former model.

She was 115 or so before she was pregnant and was 121 in less than 2 months after the baby came. She's probably back to her pre-pregnancy weight now. Looks like it for sure.


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