Think I Might Start an Affiliate Program
 

I have heard that money can be made selling porn online, and since I am getting tired of Ramen noodles and Kraft Mac and Cheese, I think I am going to open an affiliate program.

So tell me, what do you (as affiliates) want to see in a new program.

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As far as I can tell here is what affiliates want:

1) They want their payouts to be higher than what the customer spends.
2) They want all your content to be available to them for free, but not to anyone else.
3) They want support for all imaginable payout options for free with no minimum payout.
4) They want magic join links that convert like its 1999
5) They want you to prove that you are not and never have been and never will be associated with Media Revenue or anybody else who is, has been or will be.
6) They want to talk shit to you and about you on the boards like someone formally requesting a beat down and still be treated with kid gloves by your reps.
7) They want you to provide them with free hosting, build their sites for them, auto-populate with unique content and guarantee Google love.

There may be other requirements but that's all I can think of right now.

1. Seems like a losing proposition
2. I don't sell content
3. Negotiable
4. I can do that
5. Media Who ?
6. No problem, I have broad shoulders and a Hairy Chest, I can take it
7. I have a small flock of penguins that do that already

So where is it people ? I see a huge amount of complaining about programs.

What does it take to earn your traffic ?

sell your old car, shoot content and make sites like naughtyamerica, nubiles or brazzers, keep the billing clean and i will push you man :)

Not going to sell my car, no one really wants to buy an 03 Town and Country mini van, although I might sell my wife's car.

So in real terms, good content and clean billing, ok I can do that.

Shoot content, might need to recruit some help on that one, Bird pictures I know how do do, porn, maybe not so much.

What about payouts ? rev share ? What %