Shotsie |
07-10-2012 08:15 PM |
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Originally Posted by tabasco
(Post 19052792)
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Dane Cook is a stinky pussy. I guess if you say anything with enough emphasis and combine it with some wild body gestures, it can be funny.
I've been fortunate enough to have only experienced one smelly pussy, but god damn that was more than enough. There was this girl back in the day that used to hang out with me and my friends. She was that girl that nobody wanted to date but everybody fucked at one point or another. You know, the neighborhood slut. I actually lost my virginity to her on my seventeenth birthday. Anyway, she wound up with the nickname "Tacopuss" because her pussy smelled like a fucking Taco Bell dumpster full of week-old rotten Gorditas and Nachos Bellgrande. I mean, her pussy smelled so bad there should have been green vapor trails wafting up from it like you see in the cartoons. As soon as she dropped her pants you could smell it. If you walked into a bathroom and she had just been in there taking a dump or whatever, you could smell it. I don't know if she had some kind of infection, or what, because it wasn't always like that - like, the first time I fucked her it was fine. Then about six months later I wound up fucking her again and it was horrible. And she wasn't dirty or anything, her pussy just stunk.
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