What color of Jeans should I buy?
 

Looking at THESE...

Talk to me - What do you advise?

FYI I am just under 300lbs...

:1orglaugh

Punk Emo Scene Royal Zebra Skinny Jeans most definitely ;)

Sounds like you need a pair of Ringling Brothers jeans.

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Bedazzle that shit! :1orglaugh

I would suggest dark brown (for obvious reasons)

Color? Don't you mean Colour?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

May i suggest white for better visual effects when u poop ur pants

as suggested brown, and khaki for the parties

poo color.

I iz an honary hardcore AMERICAN ! Screw you sill UK spelling up UR ass Yankeee Honkey !

Lern 2 SPELL WHITE boy!!!

:) Buy one of each.

Since when can you afford jeans? Did you make a sale?

Brown color.

Brown. duh.






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I have a grey color finally, Lee brand.

ahhh... I'm blind.

The chicks will be all over you
http://www.3rdand56thstreetclothing....Blue_Zebra.jpg

You wouldn't even see me dead in anything than a black jeans.
So the answer from me says itself

Jolly!

300lbs? My advice is to go on a strict diet. Lose some weight.
Jeans are the least of your problems.

"Mens Emo Low Rise Aqua Stretch Skinny Jeans"

Probably the funniest name I've ever heard for clothing

You should get brown ones for when u poo yourself

Hey.. I said I WAS just UNDER 300lbs! (Ths Morning) I've BEEEN on a diet !

I was 459lbs, but I've slimmed down :thumbsup Hence my celebration of purchasing new jeans !

I've saved up for ages for these jeans... So which color?

pointless when your mother chooses what clothes you wear anyway

and if you really are 300lbs you need to get your fat fucking lazy arse away from computer and do some fucking exercise before you drop dead at 40 from a heart attack

The POO color of course. Does that narrow it down a bit?

purple :pimp

Hah aha!

I'm 45 next month,so that FUCKS your theory! :) :thumbsup

Jeans
 

Only Gay guys would wear jeans like that.
Oh Poo, you are gay.
Thought all you gay guys had perfect fashion sense.
Us straight guys are still trying to figure out which high heels go with this skirt.

yeah youre rright

just keep on fucking eating

Absolutely... :2 cents:

I thought that was common knowledge on GFY ?

459lbs, can not afford most of the things and shit eater. New level of being a loser?

I'm really sorry, and it may be a language barrier, but I just DONT understand you?

Please post again, in ENGLISH ? Thanks :)

QFT!!!:1orglaugh

Dont they do ones in a smartie print?

Thought they were going to be orange.

He must live in the US. We all know all the fat people live there.

Add low IQ to that list :thumbsup

I am not a fan of stereotypes :)

These are looks cool, but I thought you like brown ones...

:1orglaugh:pimp

My Mom says to tell you to stop picking on me, cause if you dont, them my Mom will call up your Mom and shout at her :mad::mad::mad:

'course I know you're gay
 

Guess my joke went right by you.

As we say in the US, "It's a joke son, a joke."

OH, I see...

So my sexuality is a JOKE now is it? Its 'Funny' that I am a 'homosexual' ? & it amuses you?

Funny how? You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like cause I'm a queer, that I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Love Goodfellas!

I tried those, but the problem was that I dont like the restriction of underwear...

Therefore the 'Brown Gold' just dropped out onto the floor, which IMHO is simply a waste... :(