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Dirty F 07-19-2012 09:19 PM
How to confuse a jew....
 
Give him a piece of ham...for free.

ShoeBox 07-19-2012 09:20 PM
you need banned

Dirty F 07-19-2012 09:22 PM
Are you sure that the USA is your location?

Colmike9 07-19-2012 09:23 PM
lol. I was going to guess giving him something no charge.. :upsidedow

Dirty F 07-19-2012 09:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colmike7 (Post 19069896)
lol. I was going to guess giving him something no charge.. :upsidedow
That's because you is racist.

Colmike9 07-19-2012 09:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19069898)
That's because you is racist.
It's not racist if it's accurate..

btw, anyone that says any Italian jokes about me are racist, too, but we don't give a shit about it.. :pimp

AllAboutCams 07-19-2012 09:29 PM
That be funny

DamageX 07-20-2012 01:24 AM
Racist or not, that's funny as fuck. :)

Cherry7 07-20-2012 01:40 AM
http://collections.yadvashem.org/pho...3596948104.jpg

Only telling jokes.

Freaky_Akula 07-20-2012 03:58 AM
I chuckled.

mafia_man 07-20-2012 04:25 AM
How do you turn a penny into a wire?

Place it between 2 Jews.

BIGTYMER 07-20-2012 04:25 AM
So funny I forgot to laugh.

Barefootsies 07-20-2012 04:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colmike7 (Post 19069899)
It's not racist if it's accurate..
:2 cents:

grumpy 07-20-2012 04:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 19070098)
man, man man, you have some serious issues. Get it fixed.

wehateporn 07-20-2012 04:49 AM

MaDalton 07-20-2012 05:00 AM
why are jewish men circumsized?

because jewish women dont take anything without 20% off

Markul 07-20-2012 05:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19070256)
why are jewish men circumsized?

because jewish women dont take anything without 20% off
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ilnjscb 07-20-2012 05:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 19070242)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MrCain 07-20-2012 05:37 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg...d2m5o1_400.jpg

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-20-2012 05:39 AM
Jew Jokes at their Expense

atalkingapple 07-20-2012 05:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShoeBox (Post 19069892)
you need banned
You just used the n word yesterday.......

atalkingapple 07-20-2012 05:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mafia_man (Post 19070218)
How do you turn a penny into a wire?

Place it between 2 Jews.
:thumbsup

sperbonzo 07-20-2012 06:29 AM
My grandfather told me this one a few years before he passed away.: It's better in person with the accents, but still...



So a Rabbi is walking down the beach in Israel, and he comes across an old lamp half buried in the sand. "Hey", he thinks, "this will be worth a few scheckles!" He picks it up and starts rubbing the sand off and a genie appears.


The genie says, "Hey! What you get here is one wish! I'm a jewish genie so you only get one, and you can't wish for any more wishes!"


The Rabbi thinks, then brings out a map of the middle east. "Ok, what I want, I want peace in the middle east. Peace with egypt and syria and lebanon and Iran and everybody!"


The genie snatches the map out of his hand and starts looking at it. He twists it this way and that, and strokes his chin, and finally says. "You know what? I can't do this. This has been going on for thousands of years.... God himself cannot fix this problem! It's just too big for me. I'm sorry, but you need to choose another wish."


Ths rabbi thinks and thinks and thinks, and finally he smiles.

"Ok. I got it! What I want, I want you to get my wife to give me a blowjob!"











The genie says. "Wait a second, let me see that map again...."





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nico-t 07-20-2012 07:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19070376)
My grandfather told me this one a few years before he passed away.: It's better in person with the accents, but still...



So a Rabbi is walking down the beach in Israel, and he comes across an old lamp half buried in the sand. "Hey", he thinks, "this will be worth a few scheckles!" He picks it up and starts rubbing the sand off and a genie appears.


The genie says, "Hey! What you get here is one wish! I'm a jewish genie so you only get one, and you can't wish for any more wishes!"


The Rabbi thinks, then brings out a map of the middle east. "Ok, what I want, I want peace in the middle east. Peace with egypt and syria and lebanon and Iran and everybody!"


The genie snatches the map out of his hand and starts looking at it. He twists it this way and that, and strokes his chin, and finally says. "You know what? I can't do this. This has been going on for thousands of years.... God himself cannot fix this problem! It's just too big for me. I'm sorry, but you need to choose another wish."


Ths rabbi thinks and thinks and thinks, and finally he smiles.

"Ok. I got it! What I want, I want you to get my wife to give me a blowjob!"











The genie says. "Wait a second, let me see that map again...."





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jokes with that much text always dissapoint. This was no exception.

O MARINA 07-20-2012 07:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 19070219)
So funny I forgot to laugh.
So funny I forgot to laugh.
So funny I forgot to laugh.
So funny I forgot to laugh.
So funny I forgot to laugh.
So funny I forgot to laugh.

brassmonkey 07-20-2012 07:14 AM
How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A Jew dropped a nickel down a gopher hole.

im sorry i saw it a few day ago :1orglaugh

sperbonzo 07-20-2012 07:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 19070434)
jokes with that much text always dissapoint. This was no exception.
I said it was better told than read....



:)

pimpware 07-20-2012 08:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19070256)
why are jewish men circumsized?

because jewish women dont take anything without 20% off
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

ilnjscb 07-20-2012 10:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19070376)
My grandfather told me this one a few years before he passed away.: It's better in person with the accents, but still...



So a Rabbi is walking down the beach in Israel, and he comes across an old lamp half buried in the sand. "Hey", he thinks, "this will be worth a few scheckles!" He picks it up and starts rubbing the sand off and a genie appears.


The genie says, "Hey! What you get here is one wish! I'm a jewish genie so you only get one, and you can't wish for any more wishes!"


The Rabbi thinks, then brings out a map of the middle east. "Ok, what I want, I want peace in the middle east. Peace with egypt and syria and lebanon and Iran and everybody!"


The genie snatches the map out of his hand and starts looking at it. He twists it this way and that, and strokes his chin, and finally says. "You know what? I can't do this. This has been going on for thousands of years.... God himself cannot fix this problem! It's just too big for me. I'm sorry, but you need to choose another wish."


Ths rabbi thinks and thinks and thinks, and finally he smiles.

"Ok. I got it! What I want, I want you to get my wife to give me a blowjob!"











The genie says. "Wait a second, let me see that map again...."





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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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