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brassmonkey 08-03-2012 07:08 AM

Happy Watermelon Day!
 
:1orglaugh enjoy! :thumbsup (everybody not just black people) :1orglaugh

Always on August 3rd

This big fruit deserves it's own big day. And, so we give pause to celebrate watermelons on National Watermelon Day. Sweet and tasty, watermelons are one of summer's favorite fruit. It's standard fare at picnics. While watermelon is over 90% water, it sure tastes good. And, what picnic would be complete without a seed spitting contest?

Our research was unable to establish this day a a true national day (which requires an act of congress). We also have not uncovered the origin of this day. we suspect it originated by an agricultural organization, or perhaps a wild and crazy watermelon fan.

Please don't limit your consumption of watermelon to just this month. Stores carry watermelon twelve months of the year.

jimmycooper 08-03-2012 07:17 AM

Had one of these last night. Not bad.

http://www.bigeasyblends.com/beverag...margoritawater

lilith_pet 08-03-2012 07:18 AM

haven't heard of it lol

SilentKnight 08-03-2012 07:24 AM

$1.97 for a full-size seedless melon here in Niagara region yesterday (local grown).

Yum!

Nikki_Licks 08-03-2012 07:26 AM

Oh yea, seed spitting contest :thumbsup

candyflip 08-03-2012 07:27 AM

China grows and eats the most watermelon.

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/ph...on-rtr24o6.jpg

brassmonkey 08-03-2012 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 19101320)
China grows and eats the most watermelon.

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/ph...on-rtr24o6.jpg

damn he's going to get paid.

escorpio 08-03-2012 08:02 AM

When is Fried Chicken Day?

Chosen 08-03-2012 08:06 AM

Happy Watermelon Day :thumbsup

spazlabz 08-03-2012 08:06 AM

I freaking LOVE watermelon! Already had a couple so far this season but gonna see if I can get one for this fine day of recognition

brassmonkey 08-03-2012 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 19101400)
When is Fried Chicken Day?

july 6th you missed it. :(

RebelR 08-03-2012 08:32 AM

Its amazing how thirst quenching this fruit is. When are Peach and Pineapple days? I don't want to miss those.

magicmike 08-03-2012 08:32 AM

I have some watermelon for lunch today.

CurrentlySober 08-03-2012 08:35 AM

Thats 'Fruitist'...

brassmonkey 08-03-2012 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RebelR (Post 19101446)
Its amazing how thirst quenching this fruit is. When are Peach and Pineapple days? I don't want to miss those.

april 13th peach cobbler day

National Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Day april 20th :thumbsup

we missed them ill make some anyway :thumbsup

Sophie Delancey 08-03-2012 09:37 AM

I'm going to celebrate with a karpussy - a Greek watermelon cocktail made up by my adorable boyfriend. Mmmm... Greek.

NaughtyVisions 08-03-2012 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sophie Delancey (Post 19101561)
I'm going to celebrate with a karpussy

I'll take some car pussy, too.

http://www.amateurindex.com/gallerie...ar-pussy-9.jpg

:winkwink:

michael.kickass 08-03-2012 11:52 AM

Happy watermelon day!! =D

RebelR 08-03-2012 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 19101596)
I'll take some car pussy, too.

http://www.amateurindex.com/gallerie...ar-pussy-9.jpg

:winkwink:

I guess she's planning on returning the shoes after the shoot since the stickers are still on the botttom :winkwink:

brassmonkey 08-03-2012 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 19101596)
I'll take some car pussy, too.

http://www.amateurindex.com/gallerie...ar-pussy-9.jpg

:winkwink:

ill take some car pussy :)

tobe87 08-03-2012 02:27 PM

:)~ Chhiiickkkennn!

brassmonkey 08-03-2012 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobe87 (Post 19101923)
:)~ Chhiiickkkennn!

:1orglaugh

keysync 08-03-2012 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 19101315)
Oh yea, seed spitting contest :thumbsup

What happens after a bukakke party! :thumbsup

brassmonkey 08-03-2012 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keysync (Post 19101954)
What happens after a bukakke party! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pornsprite 08-03-2012 10:04 PM

My wife had some of her friends over for lunch today and when I got off from work I had water melon at home because two of the girls brought whole watermelon's to my wife's lunch.

I wasn't aware there was a holiday.

Spunky 08-03-2012 10:12 PM

Watermelon has always been a favorite fruit or candy

escorpio 08-04-2012 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19101440)
july 6th you missed it. :(

I had fried chicken for lunch yesterday to make up for my oversight. :thumbsup
Forgot the watermelon though. :(

John-ACWM 08-05-2012 09:08 AM

Have one in my fridge, great to cool off.

Dvae 08-05-2012 09:27 AM

According to Wikipedia:
Watermelon (Citrullus lanatus (Thunb.), family Cucurbitaceae) is a vine-like (scrambler and trailer) flowering plant originally from southern Africa. Its fruit, which is also called watermelon, is a special kind referred to by botanists as a pepo, a berry which has a thick rind (exocarp) and fleshy center (mesocarp and endocarp).

rufflebuttfairy 08-05-2012 09:30 AM

Man, Im two days late to celebrate... Shall have a post holiday slice anyways.

globofun 08-05-2012 06:45 PM

I eat watermelon daily.....and I'm white

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-05-2012 06:47 PM

It's a berry.

Jim_Gunn 08-05-2012 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by globofun (Post 19105783)
I eat watermelon daily.....and I'm white

Same here, I eat watermelon almost every day and love it!

ShoeBox 08-06-2012 12:27 AM

car pussy and water melon yumm

symtab 08-06-2012 12:30 AM

I have a field of watermelons :-)

Phoenix 08-06-2012 05:29 AM

lol at sticker on shoes.

i luvs me some watermelon

Danny B 08-06-2012 05:58 AM

Couldn't resist :winkwink:



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