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cthulhu_waves 08-13-2012 04:01 PM

Komodo dragon eats deer from the ass
 
What a great allusion to how the adult industry is doing now. The Komodo Dragon is the pirates, while the deer is the industry.

Once bitten, there's a deadly cocktail of bacteria and poisons in the Komodo's mouth quickly brings down their victims. All the Komodo needs to do is track the game and wait. Pretty scary animal!


NETbilling 08-13-2012 04:51 PM

Nasty!!!!

Radical Bucks 08-13-2012 05:46 PM

Looks to me like the Lizard found a dead Deer. The video did NOT show the Lizard attacking the Deer.

lazycash 08-13-2012 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Radical Bucks (Post 19118856)
Looks to me like the Lizard found a dead Deer. The video did NOT show the Lizard attacking the Deer.

Try watching the video again.

SilentKnight 08-13-2012 06:17 PM

Where's the follow-up video of AdultKing popping a cap in that lizard's ass? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ShoeBox 08-13-2012 06:40 PM

The dragon is small

phypon 08-13-2012 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Radical Bucks (Post 19118856)
Looks to me like the Lizard found a dead Deer. The video did NOT show the Lizard attacking the Deer.

I agree. You're right. It never shows the lizard killing the deer. During the chase the deer clearly got away. Also, look at the deer's eyes (the one that was eaten by the dragon). That deer looked like it was sitting there for a little while before the dragon came across it.

After just writing that, isn't the dragon's saliva "poisonous" due to the bacteria in it's mouth? Shit, maybe it did kill the deer just by biting it and then tracked it down. Well, leaving this one to the experts.

PayOut Magazine 08-13-2012 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by phypon (Post 19118930)
I agree. You're right. It never shows the lizard killing the deer. During the chase the deer clearly got away. Also, look at the deer's eyes (the one that was eaten by the dragon). That deer looked like it was sitting there for a little while before the dragon came across it.

After just writing that, isn't the dragon's saliva "poisonous" due to the bacteria in it's mouth? Shit, maybe it did kill the deer just by biting it and then tracked it down. Well, leaving this one to the experts.

That was truly gross.

I'm pretty sure when the dragon jumped and bit the deer's ass it also deposited it's bacteria and poison into the deer. Then all it had to do was keep track of the deer until the deer succumbed to the poison and fell. Then the dragon could eat it.

mce 08-13-2012 08:46 PM

Nessun Dorma for EFFECT

lazycash 08-13-2012 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phypon (Post 19118930)
I agree. You're right. It never shows the lizard killing the deer. During the chase the deer clearly got away. Also, look at the deer's eyes (the one that was eaten by the dragon). That deer looked like it was sitting there for a little while before the dragon came across it.

After just writing that, isn't the dragon's saliva "poisonous" due to the bacteria in it's mouth? Shit, maybe it did kill the deer just by biting it and then tracked it down. Well, leaving this one to the experts.

Did you two happen to miss the beginning of the video where the dragon snuck up on the deer and bit its leg before it could get away? All it took was that initial bite and then the dragon simply followed the deer until it could no longer move.

A Komodo dragon usually isn't fast enough to catch its prey, but just one bite from it usually is enough to kill anything within a day or two. Recently researchers have dispelled the notion that the dragon carries deadly bacteria and now believe that it actually injects venom into its prey as it bites them. Here is an article that explains how they kill, http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...gon-venom.html

_Richard_ 08-13-2012 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 19119072)
Did you two happen to miss the beginning of the video where the dragon snuck up on the deer and bit its leg before it could get away? All it took was that initial bite and then the dragon simply followed the deer until it could no longer move.

A Komodo dragon usually isn't fast enough to catch its prey, but just one bite from it usually is enough to kill anything within a day or two. Recently researchers have dispelled the notion that the dragon carries deadly bacteria and now believe that it actually injects venom into its prey as it bites them. Here is an article that explains how they kill, http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...gon-venom.html

what researcher said that a mouth didn't have deadly saliva again?

lazycash 08-13-2012 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19119120)
what researcher said that a mouth didn't have deadly saliva again?

Did you click the article I posted? Here, I'll help you.

"Komodo dragons kill using a one-two punch of sharp teeth and a venomous bite, scientists have confirmed for the first time.

The find dispels the common belief that toxic bacteria in the Komodos' mouths are responsible for ultimately killing the dragons' prey.

An animal that escapes a Komodo's initial attack soon weakens and dies. The fierce carnivore tracks the wounded creature and dines at its leisure once the prey collapses.

Researchers have long thought that the Komodo dragon, native to Indonesia, kills via blood poisoning caused by the multiple strains of bacteria in the dragon's saliva.

But "that whole bacteria stuff has been a scientific fairy tale," said Bryan Fry, a venom researcher at the University of Melbourne in Australia.

Fry and colleagues studied the biochemistry of Komodo venom after they had the rare opportunity to examine two dragons from zoos that both had to be put down due to terminal illnesses.

The team found that the dragon's venom rapidly decreases blood pressure, expedites blood loss, and sends a victim into shock, rendering it too weak to fight.

In the venom, some compounds that reduce blood pressure are as potent as those found in the word's most venomous snake, western Australia's inland Taipan."

_Richard_ 08-13-2012 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 19119135)
Did you click the article I posted? Here, I'll help you.

"Komodo dragons kill using a one-two punch of sharp teeth and a venomous bite, scientists have confirmed for the first time.

The find dispels the common belief that toxic bacteria in the Komodos' mouths are responsible for ultimately killing the dragons' prey.

An animal that escapes a Komodo's initial attack soon weakens and dies. The fierce carnivore tracks the wounded creature and dines at its leisure once the prey collapses.

Researchers have long thought that the Komodo dragon, native to Indonesia, kills via blood poisoning caused by the multiple strains of bacteria in the dragon's saliva.

But "that whole bacteria stuff has been a scientific fairy tale," said Bryan Fry, a venom researcher at the University of Melbourne in Australia.

Fry and colleagues studied the biochemistry of Komodo venom after they had the rare opportunity to examine two dragons from zoos that both had to be put down due to terminal illnesses.

The team found that the dragon's venom rapidly decreases blood pressure, expedites blood loss, and sends a victim into shock, rendering it too weak to fight.

In the venom, some compounds that reduce blood pressure are as potent as those found in the word's most venomous snake, western Australia's inland Taipan."

why would i have clicked the article, when it clearly states in your post: "Recently researchers have dispelled the notion that the dragon carries deadly bacteria and now believe that it actually injects venom into its prey as it bites them."

which is amusing, cause it's an animal that eats meat but doesn't have deadly bacteria in it's mouth

for future reference, in the first post of the thread, it states: "Once bitten, there's a deadly cocktail of bacteria and poisons in the Komodo's mouth quickly brings down their victims."

i am sure you'll read all of this with as much enthusiasm as i read yours coughcough

spunky99 08-13-2012 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 19119072)
Did you two happen to miss the beginning of the video where the dragon snuck up on the deer and bit its leg before it could get away? All it took was that initial bite and then the dragon simply followed the deer until it could no longer move.

A Komodo dragon usually isn't fast enough to catch its prey, but just one bite from it usually is enough to kill anything within a day or two. Recently researchers have dispelled the notion that the dragon carries deadly bacteria and now believe that it actually injects venom into its prey as it bites them. Here is an article that explains how they kill, http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...gon-venom.html

thats mainstream media.. you cant trust them.. haven't you learned anything from gfy? :)

CurrentlySober 08-13-2012 11:59 PM

i cant afford a dragon... :(

samuelmosc 08-14-2012 02:41 AM

at 2:30 he goes for the heart! cool cool!

cthulhu_waves 08-14-2012 04:51 AM

Imagine if it was a kid.

seeandsee 08-14-2012 05:02 AM

Does he attack people?

MaDalton 08-14-2012 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 19119437)
Does he attack people?

yes

http://www.google.com/search?q=komod...ome&ie= UTF-8

SlammedMedia 08-14-2012 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radical Bucks (Post 19118856)
Looks to me like the Lizard found a dead Deer. The video did NOT show the Lizard attacking the Deer.

hey A.D.D., try watching the video

DatingFactory 08-14-2012 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 19119437)
Does he attack people?

Depends on the nationality.

SZNY 08-14-2012 06:13 AM

When I was a little boy I saw how two big komodo dragons in captivity tear up a goat in a few minutes. Very impressive

lazycash 08-14-2012 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19119144)
why would i have clicked the article, when it clearly states in your post: "Recently researchers have dispelled the notion that the dragon carries deadly bacteria and now believe that it actually injects venom into its prey as it bites them."

which is amusing, cause it's an animal that eats meat but doesn't have deadly bacteria in it's mouth

for future reference, in the first post of the thread, it states: "Once bitten, there's a deadly cocktail of bacteria and poisons in the Komodo's mouth quickly brings down their victims."

i am sure you'll read all of this with as much enthusiasm as i read yours coughcough

You could have clicked the article to answer your initial question, but sounds like you'd rather cite a poster on gfy than National Geographic. Yes I was amused at your logic that all meat eaters must have deadly bacteria as I just enjoyed a nice steak.

John-ACWM 08-14-2012 08:29 AM

Hm, moving pretty fast!

digitalfantasies 08-14-2012 09:14 AM

komodo dragon don't care

mOrrI 08-14-2012 09:20 AM

Poison... great fucking skill to have...

_Richard_ 08-14-2012 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 19119611)
You could have clicked the article to answer your initial question, but sounds like you'd rather cite a poster on gfy than National Geographic. Yes I was amused at your logic that all meat eaters must have deadly bacteria as I just enjoyed a nice steak.

i am amused at your dismissal!

Spunky 08-14-2012 10:35 AM

Hungry lil fella

sobecash 08-14-2012 11:00 AM

one of the most deadliest animals

SekobA 08-14-2012 11:16 AM

It most be very hungry!! kill to live..thats normall !


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