Nike's "Gold Digging" shirts deemed sexist...wait, what?
 

http://shine.yahoo.com/fashion/nike-...163800666.html

So I'm confused, first, gold digger is a sexist term? When did that happen? Twat, cunt, ho, bitch, skank...gold digger? What next, princess? Diva? Fox? Beautiful? All directed more at women than men - must be sexist.

But hey, if we're getting nitpicky about sexism, what about what the shirt is about - the Olympics? The Olympics is sexist because the women have a heptathalon while the men have a decathalon, implying that women can't do as much athletically. In fact, the games being split by gender is sexist - everyone should compete together. Or would women winning less medals then be sexist?

Oh yea, in this very article: "But this hasn't stopped many major retailers from carrying, and almost selling out of Nike's "Gold Digger" t-shirt." Sorry, all you women trying to be fashionable or cute - you're all sexist against yourselves! You should have been buying pornstar shirts singing Meredith Brooks' Bitch instead.

From now on, I deem "bald" a sexist word because it's mostly directed at men and in a derogatory way. Fuck what it describes - it's sexist!