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beks001 08-18-2012 09:09 PM

Well, that ruined my night...
 
I am not going to name company names but I was pushing a company hard for a while. All of the sudden my sales went to shit for two periods. I decided I'd switch my methods up a bit thinking it was me. I got a sale this week from them and low and behold the refund came rolling in. I very rarely get any chargebacks, but when I don't have a sale for almost a month then I get one and a refund hits I'm like wtf? Way to ruin a Sat night. :upsidedow

papill0n 08-18-2012 09:12 PM

yeah well thanks to tube sites weve seen a downward upswitch in chargeback transgressions directly related to piracy infringements in the deep web much of which is backtraced to unknown sources at this stage

TisMe 08-18-2012 09:13 PM

What he said.

B.Barnato 08-18-2012 09:15 PM

It is also clear at this point in time that consequences will never be the same.

anexsia 08-18-2012 09:16 PM

I had 2 signups from the same blog like 3 minutes apart and the blog hardly gets any traffic...so I'm sure I'll be seeing that refund soon.

anexsia 08-18-2012 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 19133238)
It is also clear at this point in time that consequences will never be the same.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I?ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I?ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I?m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You?re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that?s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ?clever? comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn?t, you didn?t, and now you?re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You?re fucking dead, kiddo.

epitome 08-18-2012 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 19133242)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I?ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I?ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I?m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You?re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that?s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ?clever? comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn?t, you didn?t, and now you?re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You?re fucking dead, kiddo.

You forgot to sign it:

Love,
Every now obese veteran on GFY

Failed 08-18-2012 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 19133242)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I?ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I?ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I?m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You?re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that?s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ?clever? comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn?t, you didn?t, and now you?re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You?re fucking dead, kiddo.

WTF? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

B.Barnato 08-18-2012 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 19133242)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I?ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I?ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I?m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You?re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that?s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ?clever? comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn?t, you didn?t, and now you?re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You?re fucking dead, kiddo.

Allow me to play double advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn?t take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It?s clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother?s mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like its a peach of cake

anexsia 08-18-2012 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 19133246)
Allow me to play double advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn?t take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It?s clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother?s mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like its a peach of cake

:upsidedow well played sir

anexsia 08-18-2012 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19133243)
You forgot to sign it:

Love,
Every now obese veteran on GFY

:1orglaugh but that would go against the rules of The FRIENDLY WEBMASTER ALLIANCE

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B.Barnato 08-18-2012 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 19133248)
:upsidedow well played sir

:arcadefre :thumbsup

d-null 08-18-2012 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 19133242)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I?ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I?ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I?m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You?re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that?s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ?clever? comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn?t, you didn?t, and now you?re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You?re fucking dead, kiddo.

Dude are you for fucking real right now? You have got to be kidding me you fucking fake and faggy piece of shit. I bet 1000 dollars you are a fucking liar. You fuckin guido tool douchebag.
1. You are too young and shitty to even graduate from school
2. In case you did. How many blowjobs did you give to graduate?
3. Secret raids on Al-Quaeda? I bet you only sucked Osama's dick
4. 300 confirmed kills? I think you meant 300 confirmed anal sex with men
5. Your trained in "gorilla" warfare? Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled guerilla you fucking moron
6. You think your cool for getting trolled for reading this?
7. I don't give a fuck if you come to my house with your spy bitches, I will beat the fuck out of you
8. Only with your bare hands? I bet you can only do handjobs, fag
9. The entire arsenal? you are a fucking faggot lier
10. If your SO badass, than why are you on gfy?
11. You better watch yourself because I will fucking hunt you down myself

epitome 08-18-2012 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 19133250)
:1orglaugh but that would go against the rules of The FRIENDLY WEBMASTER ALLIANCE

The FWA bylaws do not prohibit the telling of truth.

B.Barnato 08-18-2012 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19133260)
The FWA bylaws do not prohibit the telling of truth.

As one of the founding members and current chairman of the FWA I can confirm this.

beks001 08-18-2012 09:39 PM

I'm confused, how did this go from me venting about a refund to navy seals and flying carpets? Uhhhh

anexsia 08-18-2012 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beks001 (Post 19133264)
I'm confused, how did this go from me venting about a refund to navy seals and flying carpets? Uhhhh

Hopefully it helped answer your questions

d-null 08-18-2012 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beks001 (Post 19133264)
I'm confused, how did this go from me venting about a refund to navy seals and flying carpets? Uhhhh

there is no such thing as 'sales' and 'refunds' anymore in this business, this thread is now a pigment of your imagination

anexsia 08-18-2012 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 19133268)
there is no such thing as 'sales' and 'refunds' anymore in this business, this thread is now a pigment of your imagination

:1orglaugh

d-null 08-18-2012 09:50 PM


ottopottomouse 08-19-2012 03:04 AM

I've been on (or should that be in?) a submarine once :)

seeandsee 08-19-2012 04:06 AM

sales thread ruined!


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