50 shades generator
 

do you think it will sell ??

"There was steamin' semen trickling from his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. It was bliss having his disco stick plunged inside me again; stuffing my gaping clam cavern with a lightbulb just didn't get my tampon tunnel surging like it used to. Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's roast beef platter looking like a darts team's goalkeeper, and I was no different! My smush mitten was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The seemingly never-ending streams of penis pudding emanating from his cheese-crusted cock soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.
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wetter than a spastic's chin made me lol.

carp cavity! LOL

good one :1orglaugh

HOLY FUCK i'm cryin'!

"The fucking makes me splurge my vertical moisture all over his chorizo howitzer. After having my gammon alley pounded, he then proceeded to fuck my old dirt road. Within no time, I could feel the shitty magician's wax dripping from my shit winker and all over my beef curtains. The thrusting of my turd-herder was so vigorous, he soon found his chin pounders joining his skin flute deep in my fart valve. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his trouser bowser made my shrimp sap foam like Augustus Gloop at Willy Wonka's chocolate river."

Pulitzer contender! :thumbsup:thumbsup

Love this one...

?With his ramrod fucking deep into my spunk dungeon, the sensation of his spunk-filled spam rocket smashing my cervix made me quiver like a shitting dog. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his washington monument slid deeper into my chocolate starfish. The feeling of his creamy load seeping down my throat got my flange custard flowing quicker than snot off a whip. The mixture of sewer trout and steamin' semen in my vintage golf bag created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my crusty fuck trench got me squirting tuna tunnel tears faster than a greased weasel shit."

the video is priceless.

This rocks

ahhaahah "vintage golf bag"

WTF this is awesome

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Now this would not come off as something very sexual haha

"Within no time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen frothing from my puckered brown eye and all over my hairy goblet. My throat was so full of greasy slimelight and cock custard, the ectoplasm was dripping down my chin and onto my breasticles. When he removed his wensleydale wand from my chocolate starfish, he was pleasantly surprised to see a sewer trout staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the sewer trout off his love lollipop. He munched on my velcro triangle, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. The mixture of sewer trout and love mayonnaise in my fudge factory created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of."

Or maybe sex between 2 homeless people. lol

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