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Okay, I bet he could vouch for my adding it up to his valuable information about How To Get Laid. So it appears that if you post Native Speaker offer in the language section of a local online newspaper you get 99% chicks answering you like:

- I hope you could help me improve "with your language" ...
- Ah, nice, can you "meat me up" ? .....

And so on, getting one email a day, now have plenty for the weekend!