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brassmonkey 08-31-2012 12:13 PM

Mesa Woman Hires Homeless to Watch Her Daughter So She Can Have Sex
 
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Laurie Lee Kelly bought beer for strangers to watch her daughter so she can have sex with two men.



PHOENIX (AP) - A Mesa woman has been accused of child abuse for allegedly leaving her child in a park for four hours to have sex with two men.

Maricopa County prosecutors say 43-year-old Laurie Lee Kelly allegedly left her 6-year-old daughter in Evergreen Park on Tuesday with two beer-drinking transients.

The Arizona Republic says a witness asked the girl if she knew where her mother was and the child didn't.

When police arrived at the park, Kelly reportedly was found sitting in a grassy area with a man.

Prosecutors say Kelly told police that she bought beers for random strangers and asked them to watch her daughter while she "went to make some money" and had sex with two men.

Authorities didn't immediately know Thursday if Kelly has a lawyer yet.


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L-Pink 08-31-2012 12:25 PM

So it's take your daughter to work day huh.

brassmonkey 08-31-2012 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19156258)
So it's take your daughter to work day huh.

i don't get it. :helpme she's a school teacher not far from there. i mean she was. :Oh crap

Brujah 08-31-2012 12:29 PM

times are tough, teachers need to hook on the side for rent money

L-Pink 08-31-2012 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19156261)
i don't get it. :helpme she's a school teacher not far from there. i mean she was. :Oh crap

"while she "went to make some money" and had sex with two men." ... School teacher? Sounds like a ho to me.

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papill0n 08-31-2012 12:32 PM

thanks for letting me know

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-31-2012 12:36 PM

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Sounds like the Shelley Lubben story:

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By 19 Shelley was pregnant with a client?s baby and was devastated. ?The reality hit me that I was pregnant from a prostitution act,? she says. But Shelley decided to keep her baby and at age 20 gave birth to her first daughter, Tiffany.

Shelley maintained her lifestyle of prostitution and dancing but the pressure was overwhelming. She turned to alcohol, cocaine and other drugs to cope. Her young daughter suffered terribly.

?Tiffany grew up a sad little girl who was neglected and whose innocence was often violated.? Lubben says. ?I even gave Tiffany a beeper and made her to go to the park while I pulled tricks. She was only four years old.?

ADG

L-Pink 08-31-2012 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19156282)

You cropped out the phone number :disgust

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BlackCrayon 08-31-2012 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19156261)
i don't get it. :helpme she's a school teacher not far from there. i mean she was. :Oh crap

meth is one helluva drug.

SilentKnight 08-31-2012 03:38 PM

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Sunny Day 08-31-2012 05:43 PM

Dyslexia
 
Man, my Dyslexia got the best of me. I thought the headline said Mensa not Mesa. One look at her picture I knew she'd never been a MENSA member.

brassmonkey 08-31-2012 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sunny Day (Post 19156703)
Man, my Dyslexia got the best of me. I thought the headline said Mensa not Mesa. One look at her picture I knew she'd never been a MENSA member.

smart people have problems just like everybody else. :2 cents:

Sunny Day 08-31-2012 08:58 PM

Mensa
 
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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19156826)
smart people have problems just like everybody else. :2 cents:

She might have been in Mensa, but those last few years on Meth lowered her IQ a few hundred points. So she's now in the negative numbers.

Someday there will be a law against Aggravated Stupidity.

brassmonkey 08-31-2012 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sunny Day (Post 19156895)
She might have been in Mensa, but those last few years on Meth lowered her IQ a few hundred points. So she's now in the negative numbers.

Someday there will be a law against Aggravated Stupidity.

a lot of cops will end up in jail.

idolbucks 09-02-2012 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19156573)

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2intense 09-02-2012 01:31 PM

i am sure she have a dick

Scott McD 09-02-2012 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19156237)

:Oh crap:Oh crap

John-ACWM 09-03-2012 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19156288)
You cropped out the phone number :disgust

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 09-03-2012 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19156288)
You cropped out the phone number :disgust

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shops closed she's prego again :disgust


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