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cthulhu_waves 09-11-2012 04:01 AM

Man with the largest penis is orally fixated.
 
(http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news...-way-i-am.html)

http://i4.cdnds.net/12/36/618x441/od...h_falcon_2.jpg

Here's the whole article since it's short anyway. I bet the guy passes out before he ever gets the chance to use it. (And yes that cutout with the dick is cracking me up.)

Quote:

The man with the world's largest penis has revealed that he would not change himself if he had the chance.

Jonah Falcon from New York appeared on This Morning today (September 6) to discuss how his penis has shaped his life.

His penis is around 8-9 inches flaccid, double the size of the average man at 4 inches. The 41-year-old added that his penis measures at around 13 inches erect.

Falcon first realised that his size was unusual at the age of 10 years old when he measured his penis at 8 inches.

He recently made the news when he was stopped by airport security as they thought he was carrying a foreign object in his pants.

When asked by host Holly Willoughby if he would take the chance to have a "regular, normal-sized penis", Falcon said that he wouldn't.

He explained: "No, because on the other hand this is me. When I look down at myself, I don't see anything special, but I still enjoy having something special. Every person does."

Falcon also admitted that he has turned down repeated offers of work in the pornography industry, stating: "I wear tight jeans but I won't actually do anything in front of other people."

Asked whether his penis ever causes "complications" in the bedroom, he responded: "It seldom ever does because of one thing - I am extremely into foreplay.

"I am very orally fixated, so I love making out and I love orally pleasuring."

It was also revealed during the interview that Falcon had requests from celebrities, but he refused to reveal their identities.

Falcon has been single since 1996 and admits that many date him due to "curiosity", but the relationships don't usually progress much further than the bedroom.
http://i4.cdnds.net/12/36/300x225/odd_jonah_falcon.jpg

JFK 09-11-2012 08:46 AM

I feel for him, I had to have reduction surgery, to reduce mine to 13" flaccid :Graucho

BIGTYMER 09-11-2012 08:49 AM

I wish I had a giant cock.. I'd be slayin bitches.

Harmon 09-11-2012 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19182434)
I feel for him, I had to have reduction surgery, to reduce mine to 13" flaccid :Graucho

I was here to say something similar... but you nailed it :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

L-Pink 09-11-2012 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 19182437)
I wish I had a giant cock..

Maybe JFK will go out with you :1orglaugh

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helterskelter808 09-11-2012 09:10 AM

So on the internet he's what? 25 inches?

Mine's a mere 8 inches hard. Not sure how long it is though.

JFK 09-11-2012 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19182444)
Maybe JFK will go out with you :1orglaugh

.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

MarkDeus 09-11-2012 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by helterskelter808 (Post 19182493)
So on the internet he's what? 25 inches?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DatingFactory 09-13-2012 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19182434)
I feel for him, I had to have reduction surgery, to reduce mine to 13" flaccid :Graucho

13" Wide?

Chosen 09-13-2012 03:09 AM

Good for him :pimp

Diomed 09-13-2012 04:29 AM

Maybe it's just me but all the years in porn I could have sworn I saw some dongs bigger than 13 inches. Biggest in the world?

CamTraffic 09-13-2012 04:33 AM

that's gotta suck seriously

seeandsee 09-13-2012 04:44 AM

it's not biggest cock, its just because some people dont run with their cocks in front of other people

Manowar 09-13-2012 06:10 AM

i'd be fucking every bitch in porn and loving it... tough life for that guy.

Spunky 09-13-2012 06:23 AM

It's a curse having a huge cock :(

Jey p 09-13-2012 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 19182437)
I wish I had a giant cock.. I'd be slayin bitches.

no need for giant cock....have a GIANT wallet and that will do the magic :)

PornMD 09-13-2012 07:59 AM

Wouldn't wearing tight jeans be torture if something aroused him?

ilnjscb 09-13-2012 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 19186672)
it's not biggest cock, its just because some people dont run with their cocks in front of other people

No one else has stepped up - and he has been on numerous contests and programs, etc. Everyone else has not "measured up".

Best-In-BC 09-13-2012 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jey p (Post 19186964)
no need for giant cock....have a GIANT wallet and that will do the magic :)

:thumbsup:thumbsup

HomerSimpson 09-13-2012 09:05 AM

big cocks are for gay pepole...

CaptainHowdy 09-13-2012 09:20 AM

A big dick does not immunize you from being a chump ...

rogueteens 09-13-2012 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by cthulhu_waves (Post 19182013)
I bet the guy passes out before he ever gets the chance to use it.

I watched that interview and Phillip Scholfield (the interviewer) asked him that question and he said that it not happened to him
The best part of the whole interview was watching Holly Willerby trying not to laugh.

RyuLion 09-13-2012 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19182434)
I feel for him, I had to have reduction surgery, to reduce mine to 13" flaccid :Graucho

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

GAMEFINEST 09-13-2012 10:04 AM

i am jealous of his monster c

2intense 09-13-2012 10:59 AM

:thumbsup:thumbsup
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jey p (Post 19186964)
no need for giant cock....have a GIANT wallet and that will do the magic :)


kane 09-13-2012 11:41 AM

He has been on Howard Stern a few times. He used to have a public access TV show that they would prank call all the time. His show was about the Yankess, but they would call in and do nothing but ask him about his giant penis. It was very funny.

adult-help 09-13-2012 11:49 AM

he should do porn..


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