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DVTimes 09-14-2012 10:16 AM

News: Kate Middleton in a porn film
 
In the 2003 film, Kate Middleton plays a sexually-repressed secretary, Burgundy Turner, who goes undercover in the seedy world of LA strip clubs to find her sister?s killer.

Burgundy soon loses her inhibitions, becoming a dancer herself and beginning a torrid affair with alcoholic ex-cop detective Nico Hawke, played by Billy Zane, who may himself be untrustworthy.

Deadly Desires II: The Temptress has an Imdb rating of 2.3, and a user review describes it as ?Gay on a quantum level.?

After failing to get a distribution deal, the film screened once on Channel 5 in 2007 before being dumped onto Netflix, where it has been watched solely by users flicking through to find breasts.

Royal pundit Nikki Hollis said: ?Kate is as worried about the poor quality of the film as she is about the subject matter.

?There?s a scene in the detective?s office where a boom mike is clearly visible as the Duchess of Cambridge delivers the line, ?I dreamed of Mandy last night, she was calling to me but I couldn?t help her, then a knife went into her head.?

?It is very poor.?

The film will be released on DVD next week with commentary by Prince Phillip. The last time a member of the royal family starred in an erotic thriller was 1998, when Princess Anne played Betty McCain in LA Nights 3: City Steam.

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seeandsee 09-14-2012 10:27 AM

all the dirt is poping up :)

ottopottomouse 09-14-2012 10:30 AM

Brains of a rocking horse.

CaptainHowdy 09-14-2012 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 19189667)
Brains of a rocking horse.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

DVTimes 09-15-2012 10:24 AM

http://www.thestar.ie/

ShowMe69 09-15-2012 02:42 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bronco67 09-15-2012 03:21 PM

How is that porn? Always trying desperately to get attention.

pornmasta 09-15-2012 03:32 PM

and i wasn't one of the actor :(

Dirty F 09-15-2012 05:17 PM

My god. What sad, sad life you have. Now you actually came to the point of lying about the "news" you post to get some extra clicks. Unbelievable. Don't you have any shame whatsoever?

Mutt 09-15-2012 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 19189667)
Brains of a rocking horse.

:1orglaugh

NaughtyRob 09-15-2012 07:54 PM

Tits or gtfo.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-15-2012 10:09 PM

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