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Chris GAMBA 09-16-2012 09:21 AM

What would you do with a million dollars worth of customer data?
 
I lost my job at a good sized London-based online gambling company recently, but not before copying the past year's depositor data on to a flash drive. I have nearly one million records of individuals who have deposited money into their casinos... full records; including home address, phone, amount deposited, etc. I know from working in the industry for years that this kind of data is literally worth millions of dollars.

This is sort of a once in a lifetime opportunity for me... i regret if some folks view my actions an unethical... but in these shite economic times, we all have to look out for our own families first. My former employer was seriously under-utilizing their customer data anyway.

My question is... I'm not a marketer... what is my best move here? Should i be setting up servers to bulk mail these people gambling ads every day? Or should i try to sell the data quickly and walk (run) away laughing?

Anyone offering services that may be able to help me effectively monetize this data, please feel free to spam

Harmon 09-16-2012 09:22 AM

Fucking dick, pretty sure you will be exposed. In fact, I can bet on it :winkwink:

MrBottomTooth 09-16-2012 09:25 AM

I'd be more worried about your actions being illegal, rather than just unethical.

Barefootsies 09-16-2012 09:25 AM

There are people who would buy the data, and mail it I am sure. You would have to seek them out.

The most profitable would be to mail it yourself, but if you sell it to a data broker, you may be able to get a few bucks for it. It really will depending on if they buy it outright or do a revenue share on it. Sorry to hear about your job.

:2 cents:

TheSquealer 09-16-2012 09:25 AM

Jesus, it's hard for me to wrap my mind around how fucking retarded people are these days.

TheSquealer 09-16-2012 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 19192760)
There are people who would buy the data, and mail it I am sure. You would have to seek them out.

The most profitable would be to mail it yourself, but if you sell it to a data broker, you may be able to get a few bucks for it. It really will depending on if they buy it outright or do a revenue share on it.

:2 cents:

Really dickhead? He steals customer data from his employer, commits countless crimes and is planning his final crime before he goes to prison and you have some monetization tips?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sly 09-16-2012 09:27 AM

My first step would have been not announcing on a public message board that I stole data from my former employer, an online casino based in London.

TheSquealer 09-16-2012 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 19192764)
My first step would have been not announcing on a public message board that I stole data from my private employer, an online casino based in London.

He's so fucking retarded, he even put a value on what he stole of $1,000,000.00 USD. Prosecutors will surely be very thankful for his thoughtful forum post.

iSpyCams 09-16-2012 09:29 AM

I wonder why you lost your job, you seem like a solid employee, lol.

It's like I used to tell a scumbag former partner of mine,

"You don't steal because you're broke, you're broke because you steal"

Chris GAMBA 09-16-2012 09:29 AM

i forgot to mention, this is a hypothetical situation.

Freaky_Akula 09-16-2012 09:31 AM

GFY is now a place where content thieves can sell their stolen content? Ban the OP!

Achmed 09-16-2012 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris GAMBA (Post 19192756)
I lost my job at a good sized London-based online gambling company recently, but not before copying the past year's depositor data on to a flash drive. I have nearly one million records of individuals who have deposited money into their casinos... full records; including home address, phone, amount deposited, etc. I know from working in the industry for years that this kind of data is literally worth millions of dollars.

This is sort of a once in a lifetime opportunity for me... i regret if some folks view my actions an unethical... but in these shite economic times, we all have to look out for our own families first. My former employer was seriously under-utilizing their customer data anyway.

My question is... I'm not a marketer... what is my best move here? Should i be setting up servers to bulk mail these people gambling ads every day? Or should i try to sell the data quickly and walk (run) away laughing?

Anyone offering services that may be able to help me effectively monetize this data, please feel free to spam


I can helps you friend

I have many connections that can user this datas

Please call me on sattelites phone and we make deals or emails me

Chris GAMBA 09-16-2012 09:32 AM

every one of you broke assholes who pretend that you wouldn't do the same thing... blow me.

TheSquealer 09-16-2012 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris GAMBA (Post 19192770)
i forgot to mention, this is a hypothetical situation.

http://davepear.com/blog/wp-content/...0/Playbook.png

marcop 09-16-2012 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris GAMBA (Post 19192770)
i forgot to mention, this is a hypothetical situation.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sly 09-16-2012 09:33 AM

I can see your signature.

Just sayin…

iSpyCams 09-16-2012 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris GAMBA (Post 19192780)
every one of you broke assholes who pretend that you wouldn't do the same thing... blow me.

You'll be getting plenty of that from your cell mate.

TheSquealer 09-16-2012 09:34 AM

Someone needs to show this thread to these guys:

http://www.commission.bz/

Harmon 09-16-2012 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19192763)
Really dickhead? He steals customer data from his employer, commits countless crimes and is planning his final crime before he goes to prison and you have some monetization tips?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
I know, riiiiight?

alias 09-16-2012 09:35 AM

Smoothly executed.

Chris GAMBA 09-16-2012 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19192789)
Someone needs to show this thread to these guys:

http://www.commission.bz/


you think they'll want to buy it? lmao some of you are not very bright. Great detective work!!

TheSquealer 09-16-2012 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris GAMBA (Post 19192780)
every one of you broke assholes who pretend that you wouldn't do the same thing... blow me.

Actually no, some of us would think a little before committing to multiple counts of computer fraud, wire fraud, data theft, violating privacy laws etc etc etc etc etc, consider the severe consequences and think better of it.

I'm not sure what is better, sending you to jail for which society will pay... or just waiting you out until you try to make toast while taking a bath and fry yourself or do something similarly stupid to top yourself. Always a tough call.

AdultEUhost 09-16-2012 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 19192760)
There are people who would buy the data, and mail it I am sure. You would have to seek them out.

The most profitable would be to mail it yourself, but if you sell it to a data broker, you may be able to get a few bucks for it. It really will depending on if they buy it outright or do a revenue share on it. Sorry to hear about your job.

:2 cents:

really? :Oh crap

TheSquealer 09-16-2012 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris GAMBA (Post 19192794)
you think they'll want to buy it? lmao some of you are not very bright. Great detective work!!

Yes, clearly i'm the idiot in this thread.

Carry on, genius.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ErectMedia 09-16-2012 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris GAMBA (Post 19192756)
My question is... I'm not a marketer... what is my best move here?

Don't announce it on a public forum :question :2 cents:

georgeyw 09-16-2012 09:42 AM

This thread is gold, pity BF can't give you a few monetization tips for your sig, you could potentially earn millions from this thread alone.

HushMoney 09-16-2012 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris GAMBA (Post 19192770)
i forgot to mention, this is a hypothetical situation.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh This thread should be EPIC!

Chris GAMBA 09-16-2012 09:57 AM

is this board just 100% trolls and surfers now? People who actually do business used to read it.

Harmon 09-16-2012 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris GAMBA (Post 19192842)
is this board just 100% trolls and surfers now? People who actually do business used to read it.

http://i.imgur.com/kwcCL.gif

Profits of Doom 09-16-2012 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris GAMBA (Post 19192842)
is this board just 100% trolls and surfers now? People who actually do business used to read it.

Since when is outright theft considered doing business? Scumbag... :2 cents:

Coup 09-16-2012 10:04 AM

Hell yeah. Get yo paper boo boo.

scottybuzz 09-16-2012 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris GAMBA (Post 19192756)
My former employer was seriously under-utilizing their customer data anyway.


good excuse......

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TheSquealer 09-16-2012 10:17 AM

haha... he changed his sig.

Serious biz.

Juicy D. Links 09-16-2012 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19192789)
Someone needs to show this thread to these guys:

http://www.commission.bz/


:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme

brassmonkey 09-16-2012 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris GAMBA (Post 19192756)
I lost my job at a good sized London-based online gambling company recently, but not before copying the past year's depositor data on to a flash drive. I have nearly one million records of individuals who have deposited money into their casinos... full records; including home address, phone, amount deposited, etc. I know from working in the industry for years that this kind of data is literally worth millions of dollars.

This is sort of a once in a lifetime opportunity for me... i regret if some folks view my actions an unethical... but in these shite economic times, we all have to look out for our own families first. My former employer was seriously under-utilizing their customer data anyway.

My question is... I'm not a marketer... what is my best move here? Should i be setting up servers to bulk mail these people gambling ads every day? Or should i try to sell the data quickly and walk (run) away laughing?

Anyone offering services that may be able to help me effectively monetize this data, please feel free to spam

your going to get arrested :1orglaugh you better sleep in your clothes. :2 cents: :1orglaugh that's theft

L-Pink 09-16-2012 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris GAMBA (Post 19192770)
i forgot to mention, this is a hypothetical situation.

I hope you hypothetically get ass fucked in prison. :)

.

Profits of Doom 09-16-2012 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19192888)
haha... he changed his sig.

Serious biz.

You mean this one? http://www.betonline.ag/?btag=a_32724b_2c_&affid=79827 :thumbsup

L-Pink 09-16-2012 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19192761)
Jesus, it's hard for me to wrap my mind around how fucking retarded people are these days.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19192763)
Really dickhead? He steals customer data from his employer, commits countless crimes and is planning his final crime before he goes to prison and you have some monetization tips?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19192768)
He's so fucking retarded, he even put a value on what he stole of $1,000,000.00 USD. Prosecutors will surely be very thankful for his thoughtful forum post.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19192888)
haha... he changed his sig.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

.

woj 09-16-2012 10:40 AM

he is obviously trolling... no way this can be real... right? :helpme

ShoeBox 09-16-2012 10:45 AM

I would spam the shit out of it like wtfbucks

adult-help 09-16-2012 10:45 AM

that is a difficult question..

B.Barnato 09-16-2012 10:49 AM

Enjoy the penis.

brassmonkey 09-16-2012 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19192899)
your going to get arrested :1orglaugh you better sleep in your clothes. :2 cents: :1orglaugh that's theft

i mean grand theft prison time

fris 09-16-2012 10:52 AM

i know a few people who run sportsbooks and poker sites that would prob buy the data.

Love Sex 09-16-2012 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 19192916)
he is obviously trolling... no way this can be real... right? :helpme

maybe not he wants to get paid in bitcoins

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_nf=1&cp=19&gs_id=5&xhr=t&q =datagod%40tormail.org&pf=p&safe=off&output=search &sclient=psy-ab&oq=datagod%40tormail.org&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,o r.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=3b35bc726f61ab69&biw=1314&bih =863

Juicy D. Links 09-16-2012 10:59 AM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bKb2lOMd2I...600/Slide8.JPG

L-Pink 09-16-2012 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 19192949)

You post the most interesting vacation photos.

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potter 09-16-2012 11:26 AM

Old email address:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris GAMBA (Post 18291243)

Thanks!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris GAMBA (Post 18293448)
Have you ever thought about diversifying with gambling ads? I have options for US poker and sportsbook that make crazy money now that most places don't accept US players. Doesn't compete with your adult/cam/dating ads at all.

if you want to talk.

And him commenting on a "hacked" thread:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris GAMBA (Post 18334620)
Call his bank, FBI, and RCMP. $0.02.

Actually I would probably talk to ND first. I assume they take fraud seriously and are investigating the issue themselves.

When someone else is breaking the law, it's "alert the authorities", when he's the one breaking the law "we're all trolls and broke assholes". lulz

OneHungLo 09-16-2012 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19192763)
Really dickhead? He steals customer data from his employer, commits countless crimes and is planning his final crime before he goes to prison and you have some monetization tips?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

No shit :1orglaugh Stand up guy :disgust

Juicy D. Links 09-16-2012 02:13 PM

we due for a shirtless Tom Cruise pic?


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