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CurrentlySober 09-17-2012 01:25 AM

Tips for smuggling drugs across international borders?
 
Thinking of taking a few Kilos of Coke or 'H' across international borders....

Whats the best way to get away with it? Swallow in condoms, or use another method of concealment?

What worked best for you?

TIA xx

thegreatestporn 09-17-2012 01:42 AM

Which borders? USA/Mexico/Canada? Or something like Guatemala/Honduras. Cause USA to either. Anus. But Guatemala to Honduras. Anus but with tinted windows and a gun.

CurrentlySober 09-17-2012 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thegreatestporn (Post 19193829)
Which borders? USA/Mexico/Canada? Or something like Guatemala/Honduras. Cause USA to either. Anus. But Guatemala to Honduras. Anus but with tinted windows and a gun.

Any or all borders really... I just wanna earn a few $$$ :(


EDIT PS: Is that how YOU do it?

lazycash 09-17-2012 01:44 AM

http://channel.nationalgeographic.co...ked-up-abroad/

thegreatestporn 09-17-2012 01:49 AM

If you want to get pulled over by random patrol checks in Honduras. Limo tint your windows and drive an American truck. Screams drug runner. Learned from experience. Never carried drugs but we were always stopped. Mind you though, we were never stopped by bandits. Good thing too, driver had a gun in his lap. No joke. Driver learned his lesson when they were stopped and robbed, his best friend was killed for example.

Captain Kawaii 09-17-2012 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19193810)
Thinking of taking a few Kilos of Coke or 'H' across international borders....

Whats the best way to get away with it? Swallow in condoms, or use another method of concealment?

What worked best for you?

TIA xx

Rectal refrigeration units. (RFU's)

AllAboutCams 09-17-2012 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thegreatestporn (Post 19193835)
If you want to get pulled over by random patrol checks in Honduras. Limo tint your windows and drive an American truck. Screams drug runner. Learned from experience. Never carried drugs but we were always stopped. Mind you though, we were never stopped by bandits. Good thing too, driver had a gun in his lap. No joke. Driver learned his lesson when they were stopped and robbed, his best friend was killed for example.

Fuck me that hardcore

CurrentlySober 09-17-2012 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii (Post 19193838)
Rectal refrigeration units. (RFU's)

This INTERESTS Me...

Considering that foreign objects go in my rectum, on a daily basis, could you please provide a link?

Ref code welcome... As long as I dont need to also swallow an additional power or freon supply...

DWB 09-17-2012 02:47 AM

Use a mule and tell her she is taking make-up kits to the other country. Seems a lot is being trafficked that way these days. They mix the drugs in with the kit, under the lipstick, in the walls of the case, under the concealer, and what not. Then send a few mules at the same time. Alert the police about one of them, they will catch her and the others will get through fine.

Matyko 09-17-2012 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19193810)
Thinking of taking a few Kilos of Coke or 'H' across international borders....

Whats the best way to get away with it? Swallow in condoms, or use another method of concealment?

What worked best for you?

TIA xx

Before we had kids we smuggled ganja and hash to all our vacations with my gf. In most cases we just put the stuff in the big luggage which went to the belly of the planes. The amounts were small, half oz max, never had a problem. When I was on the way home from A'dam WMA 2009 I took some shit home the same way w/o issues.. :pimp

Tjeezers 09-17-2012 07:37 AM

google " banged up abroad " they have great tips how to do this :)

Nikki_Licks 09-17-2012 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19193810)
Thinking of taking a few Kilos of Coke or 'H' across international borders....

Whats the best way to get away with it? Swallow in condoms, or use another method of concealment?

What worked best for you?

TIA xx

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 09-17-2012 10:05 AM

Get caught - it's fun!

baddog 09-17-2012 10:11 AM

It will change dependent on the border.

shimmy2 09-17-2012 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19193902)
Use a mule and tell her she is taking make-up kits to the other country. Seems a lot is being trafficked that way these days. They mix the drugs in with the kit, under the lipstick, in the walls of the case, under the concealer, and what not. Then send a few mules at the same time. Alert the police about one of them, they will catch her and the others will get through fine.

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