how often do you masturbate?
 

Me 3 times a day. you?

That's just to warm me up:Oh crap

i cunt afford too... :(

it's free bro

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:jerkoff

ADG

I haven't busted a nut in 4 months or had sex for over 2 years because of my health :( Feel bad for me lmao

36. Twice an hour. :Graucho

He cunt afford free :winkwink:

wouldn't that be 48?

I love my friends spray tan kinda poo-ish in color

So ur friend sprays his cum on you
I do once or twice a day

5 years ago I had to cum twice a day. Now my sex drive is so low that I can go a week without caring much. And when I do JO the feeling of euphoria that was once there is gone. Cumming feels good, but it isn't that whole body explosion of energy anymore. I have Cialis daily use, but don't take it often. When I do it improves boner quality, but doesn't do much for sex drive.

sleeps 6 hours a day? :thumbsup

You should tell your doctor to work up a hormone panel on you and not just give you a Cialis band-aid.

Might be time to humanely euthanize yourself :winkwink:

2-3 times a day.

Depends who is watching

About once a month.

About 4 times a week. I would do it 7 days a week but I need to save up some juice for when the old lady wants some.

If I don't give my wife her propers I get complaints about me spending to much time at my webmasteriing activities.

once or twice in between daily sexual activity.
Maybe once extra fro the gipper
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I guess it's hard to masturbate when you sleep :pimp

so where do you guys typically masturbate? bathroom at your desk, in bed, while driving, at the play ground?

I'm kind of partial to your moms bed.

:1orglaugh

Get a life.

that is fucked up bro you lucky I dont beat ur ass

Get married and never have to jerk off again. :thumbsup

more on rainy day

You are an embarrassment to beached whales everywhere.

I heard Nat Geo was shutting down their Beluga site because some fat fucking white dude managed to scarf up all the fish, crustaceans, and worms off the coast of Vancouver and Alaska. There are belly-up Beluga's and Humpbacks floating ashore with what looks to be a massive number of tiny human bite marks in their blubber. Their theory? Death by fat-man nibbling.

Even as I type this, scientists are taking plaster casts of the face imprint of the voracious carnivore that burrowed into these intelligent mammals. They're thinking that this fat, bloated predator didn't have access to unlimited Doritos - because the fat piece of shit ate them all. It then got hungry and went for a swim.

There is - apparently - a residue of imitation Nacho Cheese seasoning surrounding the little-bitty bite marks on these massive mammals.

They're going to compare the cast of the face imprint - and the little fat-man nibbly bite marks - to find out what kind of horror is actually hungry enough to dive into frigid water and eat a Humpback or Beluga alive.

Deadliest Catch is filming a new season soon - watch out for the crab traps, you fat fucking bottom-feeder. Best to come ashore while you can.

Hi Chris :)

At least I dont have people making multiple posts suggesting that I scam people.... :thumbsup

Is you like looking in the mirror?

man seems like you dont fuck at all :2 cents:

i ask you: How many time do you fuck a day if you jerk 3 times a day?

your answer: Zero :1orglaugh

every day, my gf is angry because i dont do it more times per day, because more i masturbate i fuck her more, strange i know :D :D

get old and your cock goes soft 24/7

I dont fuck everyday usually3 or 4 times a week

:jerkoffNo need because I have a HOT gf that fuck me everyday, and if im realy lucky shhe blow me for brekfast:thefinger:thefinger:thefinger

once every 2 days