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NALEM 10-02-2012 01:49 AM

*** NALEM photos in the Announcements Section ***
 

DamianJ 10-02-2012 02:53 AM

Nice white balance.

(When I say nice, I mean shit).

xenigo 10-02-2012 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19222771)
Nice white balance.

(When I say nice, I mean shit).

I don't think it's a WB problem. It's an exposure problem. But who really gives a shit? It's event photography.

DamianJ 10-02-2012 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 19222775)
I don't think it's a WB problem. It's an exposure problem. But who really gives a shit? It's event photography.

My bad. Now he has found autofocus, I guess it will take him another year to work out exposure.

georgeyw 10-02-2012 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19222771)
Nice white balance.

(When I say nice, I mean shit).

Well you have to give him some credit, it is tough to get two double amputees in the one shot like that.

NALEM 10-02-2012 03:35 AM


CurrentlySober 10-02-2012 03:40 AM

Why did you ask to have them moved to the announcement forum?

I mean, no one reads it, and it means you need to make posts like this in the main forum?

I'm NOT being a "clever cunt"... I'm genuinely confused...

JFK and Baddog dont ask for their posts to be moved, and I enjoy looking at their photos.

Jman 10-02-2012 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19222814)
Why did you ask to have them moved to the announcement forum?

I mean, no one reads it, and it means you need to make posts like this in the main forum?

I'm NOT being a "clever cunt"... I'm genuinely confused...

JFK and Baddog dont ask for their posts to be moved, and I enjoy looking at their photos.

LMAO he did not ask, it was probably done by mods and now he spams his spam yet again.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fucking NAlem... You kill me

djroof 10-02-2012 06:12 AM

Nice pics!

Juicy D. Links 10-02-2012 06:12 AM

omg man you are still trying to fool Eric and Theo here...

You made this post to say its in the "lost section" but spam it regardless this thread...

Show some respect for this board and the mods instead of trying to pull fast ones like this thread ....

take it for what its worth ..... I guarantee they and others wont be happy

Jman 10-02-2012 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 19222973)
omg man you are still trying to fool Eric and Theo here...

You made this post to say its in the "lost section" but spam it regardless this thread...

Show some respect for this board and the mods instead of trying to pull fast ones like this thread ....

take it for what its worth ..... I guarantee they and others wont be happy

Nalem loves to dig holes.... for himself :1orglaugh

AdultEUhost 10-02-2012 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 19222973)
omg man you are still trying to fool Eric and Theo here...

You made this post to say its in the "lost section" but spam it regardless this thread...

Show some respect for this board and the mods instead of trying to pull fast ones like this thread ....

take it for what its worth ..... I guarantee they and others wont be happy

true dat !

NALEM 10-02-2012 09:34 AM

Someone had a late night ... early morning :winkwink:

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Welcome Ihsan over to Affil4You
That man is near fluent in German, French, and English

RyuLion 10-02-2012 10:31 AM

I'm here to look at pics... + ... drama....
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

L-Pink 10-02-2012 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 19222791)
Well you have to give him some credit, it is tough to get two double amputees in the one shot like that.

Whoa :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NALEM 10-03-2012 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 19223436)
I'm here to look at pics... + ... drama....
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:thumbsup

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19223445)
Whoa :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Even I had to laugh at that one. :1orglaugh

NALEM 10-03-2012 02:05 AM


AdultEUhost 10-03-2012 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 19224616)

I can hardly see the logos on the roll up banner, seriously how can you post these pics ?

TurboAngel 10-03-2012 08:08 AM

You'll never be JFK no matter how hard you try!



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Chosen 10-03-2012 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 19223436)
I'm here to look at pics... + ... drama....
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

NALEM 10-03-2012 01:49 PM


Jman 10-03-2012 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 19228433)
You'll never be JFK no matter how hard you try!



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fucking A :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

NALEM 10-04-2012 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by djroof (Post 19222972)
Nice pics!

Gracias DjRoof :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 19228433)
You'll never be JFK no matter how hard you try!

JFK will ever be NALEM no matter how hard he tries! :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by Jman (Post 19230443)
Fucking A :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

So tell us Jman, are you just an ordinary idiot, or an extra-ordinary one? :winkwink:

TurboAngel 10-04-2012 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 19231529)



JFK will ever be NALEM no matter how hard he tries! :1orglaugh


Why would he wanta be like you? Your a 3rd rate copycat.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The Mods don't move his post with pics like they do you're pic threads hence the tidal of this thread.

:winkwink:

NALEM 10-04-2012 03:49 AM

NOVA Ed thinks she is HOT!. What you think of this 69Cash model and spokesperson?

topsiteking 10-04-2012 04:02 AM

:disgust

MrCain 10-04-2012 05:03 AM

After you sucked Lawley's cock, did you swallow?

Jman 10-04-2012 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 19231529)
Gracias DjRoof :thumbsup



JFK will ever be NALEM no matter how hard he tries! :1orglaugh



So tell us Jman, are you just an ordinary idiot, or an extra-ordinary one? :winkwink:

Resolving to calling people idiots, are you THAT BUTTHURT cause you ain't likeable around here???

marcop 10-04-2012 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 19222731)

This photo is over-exposed and badly framed.


http://nalem.com/displayimage.php?g=...2012-3-027.jpg[/QUOTE]

You could've at least retouched out the huge zit on this guy's forehead.


http://nalem.com/displayimage.php?g=...p=DSC00818.jpg

And you could've a) cropped this image so the gormless looking chick in the red top wasn't visible OR b) zoomed in when shooting the photo so the gormless looking chick in the red top wasn't visible.


You're doing event photography--the lowest rung on the ladder for a professional photographer--and you're doing a lousy job and seem to have no idea that you're doing a lousy job. FAIL.

NALEM 10-04-2012 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Jman (Post 19231647)
Resolving to ....

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcop (Post 19231731)

You're doing event photography--the lowest rung on the ladder for a professional photographer--and you're doing a lousy job and seem to have no idea that you're doing a lousy job. FAIL.[/QUOTE]


Thanks for the :thumbsup kids

Tjeezers 10-04-2012 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 19232160)
Thanks for the :thumbsup kids

I just do not like your style. It`s so fake

marcop 10-04-2012 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 19232160)
You're doing event photography--the lowest rung on the ladder for a professional photographer--and you're doing a lousy job and seem to have no idea that you're doing a lousy job. FAIL.


Thanks for the :thumbsup kids[/QUOTE]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? You still didn't fix the guy's zit. You just don't care about the craft of photography, do you?

Check this out--took all of five seconds using the Healing Brush tool in PS. I upped the midtones in Levels too, which also took all of five seconds, as there was no detail in the guy's jacket...

http://www.littlegrayguy.com/gfy/displayimage.jpg

NALEM 10-04-2012 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by marcop (Post 19232218)
Thanks for the :thumbsup kids

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? You still didn't fix the guy's zit. You just don't care about the craft of photography, do you?

Check this out--took all of five seconds using the Healing Brush tool in PS. I upped the midtones in Levels too, which also took all of five seconds, as there was no detail in the guy's jacket...

http://www.littlegrayguy.com/gfy/displayimage.jpg[/QUOTE]

Thanks for taking the time to making this guy look better. :thumbsup

marcop 10-04-2012 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 19232229)
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? You still didn't fix the guy's zit. You just don't care about the craft of photography, do you?

Check this out--took all of five seconds using the Healing Brush tool in PS. I upped the midtones in Levels too, which also took all of five seconds, as there was no detail in the guy's jacket...

http://www.littlegrayguy.com/gfy/displayimage.jpg

Thanks for taking the time to making this guy look better. :thumbsup[/QUOTE]

You're welcome... now where do I send my invoice for the 10 seconds of work I did?

Dirty F 10-04-2012 12:23 PM

I have a feeling this Nalem guy is mentally challenged in one way or the other. I'm serious. There is something very wrong with him. Maybe it's an extremely low iq.

DamageX 10-04-2012 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Tjeezers (Post 19232170)
I just do not like your style. It`s so fake

You mean kinda like everyone's in here bashing him, who tend to be the biggest brown-nosers when it comes to "big-shots"? Sure, NALEM may have come off as a fucking asshole (which he did, no arguments there), but people hate him primarily for taking money from .XXX. Which is nothing different than other photographers taking money from Manwin and kissing EVERYONE's ass for years, as long as they saw the possibility of selling an ad.

I got no dog in this fight, but you guys are giving this guy several others' share of shit too.

NALEM 10-04-2012 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcop (Post 19232278)
You're welcome... now where do I send my invoice for the 10 seconds of work I did?

Send it to yourself. :2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19232313)
I have a feeling this Nalem guy is mentally challenged in one way or the other. I'm serious. There is something very wrong with him. Maybe it's an extremely low iq.

What really matters Dirty F, is I could care less what your IQ is. I have come to accept that idiots are part of the human race, and it so happens more of them can be found collectively on GFY.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 19232351)
You mean kinda like everyone's in here bashing him, who tend to be the biggest brown-nosers when it comes to "big-shots"? Sure, NALEM may have come off as a fucking asshole (which he did, no arguments there), but people hate him primarily for taking money from .XXX. Which is nothing different than other photographers taking money from Manwin and kissing EVERYONE's ass for years, as long as they saw the possibility of selling an ad.

I got no dog in this fight, but you guys are giving this guy several others' share of shit too.

DamageX your observations are appreciated and recognized. I don't know if we have personally met or not at any number of shows I attend. The short response I write now is:

Most industry people pay this forum a visit, but very few decision makers actually post here. Those making money, don't waste time being signature whores. NALEM postings come in spurts. We post as we have time, and when we are posting recent photo coverage of relevant shows. We don't live on this board.

Remember trolls are just that ... trolls. They stimulate drama which in turn drives traffic here. Do I like to read the stupid comments here ... of course not. But the post whores/trolls drive industry targeted traffic to NALEM. For that I thank them. I only wish the owners of this forum, would steer GFY towards being more about business, but IMHO they fear a greater loss of traffic will be the outcome.

Those that actually attend the adult conferences/expos know me and my crew. You won't find them making stupid comments here. :2 cents:

Empfänger Emil 10-04-2012 01:25 PM

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Empfänger Emil 10-04-2012 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NALEM (Post 19232422)
I am Donkey


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Empfänger Emil 10-04-2012 01:27 PM

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Empfänger Emil 10-04-2012 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19232313)
I have a feeling this Nalem guy is mentally challenged in one way or the other. I'm serious. There is something very wrong with him. Maybe it's an extremely low iq.

he missing chromosomes


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DamageX 10-04-2012 01:35 PM

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fubarwebmasters.com doesn't charge to have your photo removed..... just saying.....
NOW he doesn't. You may wanna ask how many have paid him in the past to remove them. ;)

brassmonkey 10-04-2012 02:46 PM

nice pics from the op

Fat Panda 10-04-2012 02:52 PM

nalem is the biggest laughing stock joke in adult...ban these fucking spammers

mineistaken 10-04-2012 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcop (Post 19231731)
You could've at least retouched out the huge zit on this guy's forehead.

Since when its a good tone to twist the truth? I mean should photographers also make fat people look skinnier in photos and stuff like that? Photography is a thing that reflects real image as opposed to paintings.

mineistaken 10-04-2012 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 19232460)
NOW he doesn't. You may wanna ask how many have paid him in the past to remove them. ;)

Sounds unethical, imho :2 cents:

marcop 10-04-2012 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19232677)
Since when its a good tone to twist the truth? I mean should photographers also make fat people look skinnier in photos and stuff like that? Photography is a thing that reflects real image as opposed to paintings.

No... some photography does reflect reality more than other kinds of photography, but it varies depending on the situation.

Photographers who shoot for newspapers and other kinds of journalistic outlets have strict guidelines as to what kind of retouching/enhancing of their images they can do--which is usually restricted to enhancing brightness & contrast (aka Levels) and some sharpening.

If a photographer is shooting a portrait or a wedding, etc., then it's common practice for him/her to make the subject look as good as possible which means choosing flattering lighting and angles, and doing post-production (usually Photoshop) to make the subject look as good as possible. That ranges from the kind of minor PS work I do on portraits that removes the worst of the subjects flaws--like zits, bad skin, etc., while still making a 50 year old woman look middle aged, to the over-the-top retouching you see on magazine covers such as Cosmopolitan and Vogue.

DamageX 10-04-2012 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAC (Post 19232614)
nalem is the biggest laughing stock joke in adult...

Nope, Paul Markham is.

Jman 10-05-2012 11:46 AM

LMAO... Fucking OWNED!!!

mineistaken 10-06-2012 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcop (Post 19232829)
No... some photography does reflect reality more than other kinds of photography, but it varies depending on the situation.

Photographers who shoot for newspapers and other kinds of journalistic outlets have strict guidelines as to what kind of retouching/enhancing of their images they can do--which is usually restricted to enhancing brightness & contrast (aka Levels) and some sharpening.

If a photographer is shooting a portrait or a wedding, etc., then it's common practice for him/her to make the subject look as good as possible which means choosing flattering lighting and angles, and doing post-production (usually Photoshop) to make the subject look as good as possible. That ranges from the kind of minor PS work I do on portraits that removes the worst of the subjects flaws--like zits, bad skin, etc., while still making a 50 year old woman look middle aged, to the over-the-top retouching you see on magazine covers such as Cosmopolitan and Vogue.

Yes, because when you do portraits or weddings you are getting paid by the people you are shooting. Event photography is closer to journalism than to weddings/portraits where you are hired by people in the photos.


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