need a GREAT sob story to pull donations...
 

got any great ones? I could use a few bucks...

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Your dog needs a life-saving operation.

There's a lot of that on mygirlfund.com....

That and "I was in a car accident and I need money to get my car fixed so I can get to work..."

Hmm, ok how about this. Your dog, who is also your girlfriend, needs a life-saving operation.

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Your server is down so thousand of people can't wank and will resort to robbing newsstands of old Playboy magazines resulting in jail over crowding and higher taxes for everybody.

Must get server back up.

omg that's funny! :1orglaugh his dog named butch wants to become becky! :1orglaugh

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You shot and killed a black kid in your neighborhood.

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Sell your nick to me ;)

my dog needs gender reassignment???

how much?

and this: I need $4 paypal for $4.20 paxum

You live in Canada and your kid has a brain tumor and you need to travel to the US to get proper medical treatment. Worked on here before.

5.00 :thumbsup

That's hilarious - it's that girl from Jersey Shore, right?

I'm prepared to injure my cat for your cause

You don't even need a story. Meh... can't post links. Just google Craig Rowin he got a million just by asking.

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Or... you live in Canada.

He didn't even have a revolutionary and ground-breaking way of selling porn?