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Penny24Seven 10-13-2012 11:05 AM

My girlfriend wins 200 Million dollar powerball
 
I posted this in another thread and my buddy told me it should have a thread just for this.
Well one fine night a few months ago I get woke up by the bed shaking like a 9.9 but in Florida I do not think it is possible. I hear my GF saying she won the powerball. It is like 2am.
I am kinda excited but thinking she is fucking with me at the same time. She was so thrilled though. More so then I have ever seen. I look at the ticket and she says for the 50th time I got the powerball. Just to make sure I confirm she got the other numbers too and she says no I just got the powerball. I told her there are only 50 something numbers and I could buy 50 tickets and get just the power ball every single time. Her excitement left her body as she asked what she won. I said 3 bucks.
It is a good thing she is so fucking hot because she has nothing else going for her at all :)
So yeah she "got" the powerball but if that is the only number you get ya might get 3 bucks. Yes she is a natural blonde too Sorry Jenn you had this coming

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-13-2012 11:06 AM

It is a good thing she is so fucking hot because she has nothing else going for her at all

huh

alias 10-13-2012 11:08 AM

We are going to need to see at least one picture for confirmation.

Spunky 10-13-2012 11:09 AM

Pix of the G/F or it didn't happen

Penny24Seven 10-13-2012 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monotony (Post 19249233)
It is a good thing she is so fucking hot because she has nothing else going for her at all

huh

LOL ok she is a nice person and all.

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 19249236)
We are going to need to see at least one picture for confirmation.

no prob

sarettah 10-13-2012 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 19249227)
I posted this in another thread and my buddy told me it should have a thread just for this.
Well one fine night a few months ago I get woke up by the bed shaking like a 9.9 but in Florida I do not think it is possible. I hear my GF saying she won the powerball. It is like 2am.
I am kinda excited but thinking she is fucking with me at the same time. She was so thrilled though. More so then I have ever seen. I look at the ticket and she says for the 50th time I got the powerball. Just to make sure I confirm she got the other numbers too and she says no I just got the powerball. I told her there are only 50 something numbers and I could buy 50 tickets and get just the power ball every single time. Her excitement left her body as she asked what she won. I said 3 bucks.
It is a good thing she is so fucking hot because she has nothing else going for her at all :)
So yeah she "got" the powerball but if that is the only number you get ya might get 3 bucks. Yes she is a natural blonde too Sorry Jenn you had this coming

Welcome back to singlehood. :thumbsup


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Penny24Seven 10-13-2012 11:15 AM

I asked if I could take a pic of her holding a powerball ticket and she said if I told anyone she is going to kick my ass LOL
Here we are and a couple of her doing what she does best
http://homemadepaysite.com/jj/uss.jpg

http://homemadepaysite.com/jj/us2.jpg

http://homemadepaysite.com/jj/us3.jpg

tfs 10-13-2012 11:16 AM

Is someone else giving her the ol' "Powerball" yet?

alias 10-13-2012 11:17 AM

Nice box.

L-Pink 10-13-2012 11:17 AM

She's a keeper!

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Harmon 10-13-2012 11:17 AM

Man, you have some pretty blue eyes. :1orglaugh

Spunky 10-13-2012 11:18 AM

She seems friendly

Penny24Seven 10-13-2012 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 19249249)
Welcome back to singlehood. :thumbsup


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LOL no, I've known her for to long for her to leave over that, she prob would kick my ass though haha. She asked me 3 times already why I wanted a pic of her holding a powerball ticket. It would make for a good desktop picture

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 10-13-2012 11:22 AM

http://www.trickmastermagic.com/imag...%20tickets.jpg

http://www.milliondollarbillshop.com/lotter9a.gif

I sometimes carry fake lottery scratch-off game cards in my camera bag, so that when I am finished shooting a new model, I give them a ticket as a thank you, and then have them scratch the ticket to see if they have a winner.

Of course they will scratch off three $10,000 prize markers and think that they won $10,000 - it's always funny watching their reactions - from excitement, to disbelief, to big excitement when they think they actually won $10,000, to slapping me when they realize they were pranked - AND it's all on video!!! :1orglaugh

Good times! :thumbsup

ADG

Django 10-13-2012 11:22 AM

she bought the winning ticket

B.Barnato 10-13-2012 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19249270)
AND it's all on video!!!

:1orglaugh

Proof or ban.

beks001 10-13-2012 11:27 AM

I love this thread. Looks like you did win! She's flexible. :)

What kinda car is that? Cool seats.

Penny24Seven 10-13-2012 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19249270)
http://www.trickmastermagic.com/imag...%20tickets.jpg

http://www.milliondollarbillshop.com/lotter9a.gif

I sometimes carry fake lottery scratch-off game cards in my camera bag, so that when I am finished shooting a new model, I give them a ticket as a thank you, and then have them scratch the ticket to see if they have a winner.

Of course they will scratch off three $10,000 prize markers and think that they won $10,000 - it's always funny watching their reactions - from excitement, to disbelief, to big excitement when they think they actually won $10,000, to slapping me when they realize they were pranked - AND it's all on video!!! :1orglaugh

Good times! :thumbsup

ADG

haha so mean but worth the slap I bet. I've seen a video where they recorded the powerball, bought the same numbers and played it back the next drawing so the dude thinks he won big, oh the let down on that would kill me. It is priceless seeing the guy flip the fuck out, gotta be on youtube

lucas131 10-13-2012 11:30 AM

thank you for celebrating with us and not with her. oh, i forgot, she is your ex already ... have luck :)

MetaMan 10-13-2012 11:34 AM

She looks like trailer trash.

Penny24Seven 10-13-2012 11:37 AM

she is twice the person MM is and she won the powerball :)
I found that prank on youtube, it is the first video when you search for powerball prank with just over 500K views

seeandsee 10-13-2012 12:02 PM

Continue hitting that, beside powerball incident :)

Penny24Seven 10-13-2012 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 19249359)
Lottery is for the lower class

Giving your power away HOPING to get lucky...it's why so many losers who actually win the lottery are broke a few yrs later

what do you do for fun? I mean pissing your money away in a strip club when you should be banging them is the only thing I know you have ever done.
The people that win and blow it all are just stupid. Thinking there is a never ending supply of money or thinking it could never be spent is kinda funny.

Scott McD 10-13-2012 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 19249254)


After the first 2 pics you posted i wasn't really expecting the next one to be like that... :1orglaugh

ErectMedia 10-13-2012 12:32 PM

http://homemadepaysite.com/jj/us3.jpg

Lickable & Hittable :thumbsup

bluebook18 10-13-2012 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19249384)
After the first 2 pics you posted i wasn't really expecting the next one to be like that... :1orglaugh

me too :1orglaugh oh god pussy

Ad-Min 10-13-2012 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19249384)
After the first 2 pics you posted i wasn't really expecting the next one to be like that... :1orglaugh

Me neither, LOL.
You have a sexy time,i am sure.

Penny24Seven 10-13-2012 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19249384)
After the first 2 pics you posted i wasn't really expecting the next one to be like that... :1orglaugh

Well I always see post pics, then it would be a normal one then lets see some pussy so I thought I would cover all the bases haha

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 10-13-2012 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 19249395)

http://homemadepaysite.com/jj/us3.jpg

Lickable & Hittable :thumbsup

+1 :Graucho

ADG

Chosen 10-13-2012 11:32 PM

She's very hot indeed :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 10-14-2012 07:42 AM

You're cute, Brian :winkwink: ...

CyberHustler 10-14-2012 07:56 AM

I'd pipe it... the girl.

Niktamer 10-14-2012 08:19 AM



this one is priceless.
probably fake.. but still damn funny

Penny24Seven 10-14-2012 11:26 AM

how did this turn into a hot or not thread lol, and thanks Captin HAHA. She does not come on GFY that often but you will know if you see someone from 2004 and 500 posts calling me an asshole. If I am gone for a few days that is why :)
Time to type another blonde moment from her though, gimmie a few minutes

lucas131 10-14-2012 03:00 PM

what are you still doing here you retard?

ErectMedia 10-14-2012 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 19250993)
how did this turn into a hot or not thread lol

you posted her snatch :2 cents:

RyuLion 10-14-2012 05:14 PM

Hot GF + lottery winner? #WINNING!

javbucks 10-14-2012 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monotony (Post 19249233)
It is a good thing she is so fucking hot because she has nothing else going for her at all

huh

LOL hahah! :1orglaugh

John-ACWM 10-15-2012 08:37 AM

:) nice pics!

O MARINA 10-15-2012 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 19249259)
Man, you have some pretty blue eyes. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

40obfam 10-15-2012 10:32 AM

Nice pics:thumbsup

pornguy 10-15-2012 10:47 AM

She got into that position and you were dumb enough to stand there and take a photo instead of taking advantage of that awesome spot?

Penny24Seven 10-16-2012 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 19249259)
Man, you have some pretty blue eyes. :1orglaugh

how sweet lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 19250597)
You're cute, Brian :winkwink: ...

you know I love you man
Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 19252972)
She got into that position and you were dumb enough to stand there and take a photo instead of taking advantage of that awesome spot?

How do you know what went on after that pic :) looking at what she is wearing I think I made a video of her and the neighbor. I need to find other pics and see to make sure. The neighbor moved but she was great with her. One 5 foot 90 lbs and Jen 6 feet tall both blondes. Really made one look extra tiny or the other 10 feet tall

BlackCrayon 10-16-2012 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 19255809)
how sweet lol


you know I love you man


How do you know what went on after that pic :) looking at what she is wearing I think I made a video of her and the neighbor. I need to find other pics and see to make sure. The neighbor moved but she was great with her. One 5 foot 90 lbs and Jen 6 feet tall both blondes. Really made one look extra tiny or the other 10 feet tall

post some pics of that!

Penny24Seven 10-16-2012 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 19255823)
post some pics of that!

lol I am looking right now. I have about 100 videos yet to see the light of day and a few more I found that I forgot I ever made. It is like finding money in an old jacket pocket you have not worn in forever

TrainWreckContent 10-16-2012 12:45 PM

hahah thats classic...nice pics btw

Penny24Seven 10-20-2012 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 19250597)
You're cute, Brian :winkwink: ...

Let me know when I can buy your sig again :)
I got in trouble for this thread LOL she made me cook dinner and I fucked that all up so bad we had to air the house out. I can cook just not when I am busy doing other shit so after cleaning burnt pans I had to order dinner. I am glad some liked the thread because it came at a cost haha. I am sorting pics today so since I am already grounded and had to pay the price I will post more when I find them :)
Ya love ya too babe

qwe 10-20-2012 10:45 AM

"It is a good thing she is so fucking hot"... no offense but if that's hot then I'm bill clinton

Penny24Seven 10-20-2012 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwe (Post 19263979)
"It is a good thing she is so fucking hot"... no offense but if that's hot then I'm bill clinton

I do not argue about stuff like that, some people like fat chicks, some like red heads. If everyone was the same it would be boring and I do joke some. I have known her for over 20 years so no doubt I like her for other reasons too.
So Thanks Bill :)

ErectMedia 10-20-2012 08:22 PM

#50 winning lotto tickets :thumbsup


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