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HushMoney 10-17-2012 12:17 PM

Ricky Gervais sums up the difference between science and religion in 1 tweet.
 
and there you go!

http://www7.hushmoney.com/rickygervais.jpg

Bryan G 10-17-2012 12:22 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TisMe 10-17-2012 12:35 PM

LOL! Nailed it.

seeandsee 10-17-2012 12:47 PM

Jesus real truth, fucking religion

MaDalton 10-17-2012 12:50 PM

truer words have never been spoken

VS_Jeff 10-17-2012 01:03 PM

Are guns not being counted as science...?

Mutt 10-17-2012 01:04 PM

Dear Science,

Congrats on your latest marvelous achievement. I created the sky and the earth to be explored and enjoyed. Einstein asked me to send his regards.

Yours, God

CyberHustler 10-17-2012 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 19258043)
Are guns not being counted as science...?

:thumbsup

Relentless 10-17-2012 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19258045)
Dear Science,Congrats on your latest marvelous achievement. I created the sky and the earth to be explored and enjoyed. Einstein asked me to send his regards. Yours, God

Dear Religion,

Why is it that Science is doing so much more to protect the poor, heal the sick, create social relationships, share experiences and provide comfort to humanity than you are lately? I thought I was pretty specific on those two tablets at Mount Sinai and yet the more 'religious' someone claims to be, the less I see them actually helping the poor or caring for thy neighbor as they would themselves. I also don't recall any Scientists systematically covering up pedo-groups or collecting money from poor people and sending it back to a very wealthy home base thousands of miles away to construct fancy marble buildings and horde artwork. Can you please explain that to me. I am all knowing and yet I can't figure this one out.

The big G

Diomed 10-17-2012 02:00 PM

In the end,

we will need to merge the two into one.

Science + Spirituality = squaring the circle.

Evil Chris 10-17-2012 02:01 PM

Who cares.... Ricky Gervais needs a swift kick in the ass.

Captain Kawaii 10-17-2012 02:04 PM

Exterminate Taliban.

Relentless 10-17-2012 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 19258158)
Who cares.... Ricky Gervais needs a swift kick in the ass.

That is also true. :thumbsup

georgeyw 10-17-2012 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 19258043)
Are guns not being counted as science...?

A young girl was shot by the Taliban for being outspoken = religious part of it :2 cents:

DWB 10-17-2012 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19258045)
Dear Science,

Congrats on your latest marvelous achievement. I created the sky and the earth to be explored and enjoyed. Einstein asked me to send his regards.

Yours, God

Dear God,
So you're still going on and on about how you created it all, huh? It seems you are still a delusional child, thus we will extend your exile from ZOBARD827 for another 100 trillion years.

We're leaving some meds for you under the dark side of the moon (Earth's moon). Please take them and we'll check in with you when time is up.

Oh, we almost forgot. There is some whack job running around on planet Earth called Johnny Clips. Please do something about this fool, he's onto us and trying to expose everything. If he awakens the slaves, it will undermine everything we've been working towards. You know how much we hate to meddle with Earth's weather, but a giant tornado would be a good way to handle him.

Please get your head straight. Your mum misses you terribly.

Regards,
The Lizard People

HushMoney 10-17-2012 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19258045)
Dear Science,

Congrats on your latest marvelous achievement. I created the sky and the earth to be explored and enjoyed. Einstein asked me to send his regards.

Yours, God

pull your head out. He starts it "Dear Religion", not "Dear God". Thank you.

DamianJ 10-17-2012 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 19258043)
Are guns not being counted as science...?

You = here

The point =





















Here

helterskelter808 10-17-2012 03:44 PM

Ricky Gervais droning on about atheism. You don't see that very often.

PornoStar69 10-17-2012 04:52 PM

hes a twat puppet of TPTB

ilnjscb 10-17-2012 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19258045)
Dear Science,

Congrats on your latest marvelous achievement. I created the sky and the earth to be explored and enjoyed. Einstein asked me to send his regards.

Yours, God

Dear Religion,

Maybe you didn't hear me about the girl who got shot in the head for wanting to go to school? The sky and the earth are nice and have been for 20 and 4 billion years respectively but there are things going on now and you need to stop coasting. I hope you enjoyed the nap.

Sincerely,
Science

Brujah 10-17-2012 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19258045)
Einstein asked me to send his regards.

Are you suggesting that Einstein believed in a religious god?

SilentKnight 10-17-2012 07:50 PM

Dear God,

What did this guy ever do to you?


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GwDYFxb8pi...fallingman.jpg

AdultPornMasta 10-17-2012 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HushMoney (Post 19257946)

Right on!

:thumbsup

davethedope 10-17-2012 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diomed (Post 19258153)
In the end,

we will need to merge the two into one.

Science + Spirituality = squaring the circle.

This is true.

Sadly, though, this concept is truly more frieghtening than the two being separate because it will bring us to a closer understanding of our reality- and reality can be a scary place.

Science, as it is right now, is merely a means to a more convenient, short existence.

Ricky's tweet is smug and provocative- that's schtick.

Science hasn't really crossed the LINE yet- will it, can it, who knows?

Science may eventually render the planet uninhabitable- which is something you can't say about religion.

Meanwhile, religion (which really should be called theocracy), is the source of a great deal of tension and division between people.

Religion itself is noble.

Theocracy is just divine politics- and politics- well, you know how that goes.

Paul Markham 10-18-2012 12:00 AM

Dear God

STFU

Religion.

PhantomFrog 10-18-2012 03:09 AM

The essence of great humor is speaking truth.

DamianJ 10-18-2012 03:18 AM


Slappin Fish 10-18-2012 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19258045)
Dear Science,

Congrats on your latest marvelous achievement. I created the sky and the earth to be explored and enjoyed. Einstein asked me to send his regards.

Yours, God

Gervais said Dear Religion, not Dear God.

Piles of stone and dark age indoctrination.. A religion has nothing to do with spirituality or God.

John-ACWM 10-18-2012 04:33 AM

He is good with words!

Brujah 10-18-2012 10:22 PM

"If there is any religion that would cope with modern scientific needs it would be Buddhism." -Albert Einstein

I didn't know about this quote before. Maybe he did feel there was at least one religion that had merits.

Konda 10-18-2012 10:35 PM

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buzzard 10-18-2012 10:39 PM

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/...confreak-1.jpg

NewNick 10-18-2012 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 19258173)
Science and religion are both full of shit


So speaketh the prophet.......

Slappin Fish 10-18-2012 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 19261172)
"If there is any religion that would cope with modern scientific needs it would be Buddhism." -Albert Einstein

I didn't know about this quote before. Maybe he did feel there was at least one religion that had merits.

http://i.imgur.com/JBokC.jpg

JuicyBunny 10-19-2012 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 19261233)

Buddhism in for the win.
Theravada is an interesting and beautiful form.

I like Japanese shinto, a workable blend of spiritual belief and natural science.
Its been around for 3,000 years.

Kolargol 10-19-2012 02:40 AM

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Science.

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More science.

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Killing Fields.
Anti religious as can be.

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No explanation needed.


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