Why pornmemoirs has no ranking on google
 

Paul

I looked at your site today and you clearly don't understand even the very very very basics of making a site.

Your title tag is your URL. It should be the keywords you want to optimise for. Try "porn memoirs".

Your image file names are things like Header.jpg Footer.jpg. Again, these should be keywords. Pornmemoirsheader.jpg.

You have no alt tags.

You have Yoast installed, but clearly have absolutely no idea how to use it.

This is why your site is no where on google. It is why you have so little natural traffic and it's why you get less than 10 hits a day.

If you fix those basic things, or get your bff DVTimes to do it for you, you might see some more traffic and then in 6 months you can relaunch it asking people to write content for you. As it stands, anyone submitting anything to that site is an idiot, because you've got no traffic.

HTH

Your friend, as ever

Damian

xoxoxo

Should have posted this on your site for him to see as he's on there all day.

Good point. I'll add it now.

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God you're so easy.

Still, the current project you have is a massive failure and your sig still is begging for people to contribute to a site you are so stupid you've not done the VERY FUCKING BASICS of optimising, which is why your site is no where on google for your keywords and you have 10 hits a day!

Bless you for trying though.

Thanks for the heads up on this, paying someone to fix all the problems. Lots of them are gone and we will forge forward.

No, you're paying someone 100 bucks. And they are looking at meta tags.

You've employed an idiot, and are prepaying him

Sadly. You would get an hour of my time for that amount. There's your clue!