Seeking Investors & Introducing new product, complementary product to toy industry and porn upsell
 

This product is in the early stages of development. I am however very excited to give the people of GFY a first glimpse of the idea and explain the market potential.

Introduction and reasoning

With access to free pornography (both by legal and illegal means) shaking the industry, there is need for a tangible product to replaced lost revenue streams.

At the same time many consumers of pornography are tired and jaded of visual sex as well as the physical act of sex.

The product

Some people are bored during sex and feel it is a drag. However, their partner often enjoys the process. To stave off this dissatisfaction we are developing a miniature TV screen that can be attached to the torso using a frame. This will enable TV during sex, in endless positions. This offers a better view and less restrictions than for example a free standing TV.

Current development

The TV itself will be purchased from a manufacturer and will be a standard off the shelf solution. The torso frame is currently in the testing phase, the main current issue is the durability and flexibility of materials. Testing is estimated to last another 3 months before manufacturing processes will be developed.

The investor

For $150.000 the investor will receive a 35% stake in the company. The extra funding will be used for promotional activities and product launch parties held at adult conventions and larger adult stores throughout the world.

Investor inquiries will be handled in a confidential manner. The first contact will be made via icq (I Seek You) in my forum signature.

lol IS this for REALZzzzzzzzzzzzz

wait. whut?

What's wrong?

os its a kind of device to strap a tv to the back of your partners head????

I already hold the patent for this. Back to the drawing board you go young man.

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He He

Very witty.

ps.

if your being real, its not going to sell as most people have a tv in the bedroom, and these days on ipad/iphone thus making your product aq bit de-funked.

Almost, the TV is strapped infront of your face, attached on your torso/shoulder area.

I doubt that very much. However, feel free to send me proof. I am sure we can work something out that will benefit both of us.

Watching a free standing TV limits the movement/sex positions possible. This way there are no restrictions.

Its weird how Smash Mouth plays in my head whenever I read one of your posts.

My IP lawyers will be sending you all the proof you need as well as a C&D and a copy of the suit.

I was hoping to establish a partnership that benefits both of us. We have come quite far with the development of the product as well as coordinating marketing efforts.

Do you take paypal?

Thank you for the work you have done. I am certain I will put it to good use when the judge awards everything you own to me.

First of all that is both libel and slander.

Also, good luck finding me.

This was a test of your loyalty. Please cancel my order for market research and refund my PayPal payment.

You dun goofed. Consequences will never be the same. All your TVs are belong to us and other nonsense.

You are the worst client I've ever had anyway.

If this was a test I assume you do not actually hold the patent on this.

Contacting you now

Let's both spend $500k on lawyers to find out.

Your chest puffing is laughable.

You don't even know how the internet works.

I'm not saying I think this is a viable idea but its at least catchy, perhaps something that if worded properly to infer its potential use could make for a kickstarter project that would get some free attention.. who knows! LOL

Brad

Yes I do. Make sure my Mom isn't on the phone, hit connect and then it takes me to the AOL home screen where I can do whatever I like.

Gluing a photo of an appropriate celebrity to my partners face works for me.

That's my favorite show on tv, Shark Tank!

Not a good idea...a TV strapped to your partner's body sounds dumb as hell.

Here's a better idea.

Imagine a couple, Bob & Carol, in Montreal Canada. Then imagine another couple, "Ted and Alice", in California. Give everyone a pair of glasses with built-in monitors and built in POV camera.

Hook them up to a computer and website service that will connects the couples together. Log in.

Now "Bob" sees what "Ted" sees, and "Carol" sees what "Alice" sees. Get on top of your wife and go for it. "Bob" will have the sensation that he's fucking "Alice" while "Ted" feels like he's fucking Carol. Virtual Swinging!

For extra coolness, all glasses should have 2 POV cameras, one over each ID, for 3D vision.

Merge that with my solution and you have a winner.

Jenna not doing it for you? Try Brad Pitt!

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Its a poor idea.

Thanks for your input everyone!

Why is that?

Because it's GFY ...

Distinct lack of clown make-up and a wedding dress.

I've been using a webcam duct taped to my forehead. Is this new product better?

Not enough details about stealing content for DVTimes' liking.

Or getting men to fuck him up the arse off usenet for that matter.

Easiest way to loose $150.000 ever! "Im Out"

Reminds me a little of the "Popstar massage unit" from back in the 70's. Of course that was before all the video stuff so it relied primarily on audio.



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