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mineistaken 10-21-2012 02:27 PM

Its football, get it?
 
Short thread this time:
http://media-cache-ec4.pinterest.com...tc1mSFkn_c.jpg

StickyGreen 10-21-2012 02:28 PM

It's soccer, and it's boring as fuck to watch...

DamageX 10-21-2012 02:28 PM

:1orglaugh

CamTraffic 10-21-2012 04:20 PM

Lmao!!
Best sport in the world! With no commercial break every 2 minutes!!!

wehateporn 10-21-2012 04:24 PM


oppoten 10-21-2012 04:26 PM

Soccer is not an American word. It originates in English public schools, like "rugger" for rugby. Only recently has the word soccer become associated with the US.

Italians call it calcio, by the way.

mineistaken 10-21-2012 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oppoten (Post 19265750)
Italians call it calcio, by the way.

Alternatively they call it football as well, so not the same thing.

LamboSV 10-21-2012 04:38 PM

Best sport in the world!

rogueteens 10-21-2012 04:52 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:

AllAboutCams 10-21-2012 05:19 PM

This is very funny

Zuzana Designs 10-21-2012 05:21 PM

lolz...............

Yngwie 10-21-2012 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 19265748)

hmmm.. so instead of the NFL we'd have the NHEL lol

Welcome to Sunday night Handegg! haha

Trend 10-21-2012 05:29 PM

I simply cannot accept a game where after 1.5 hours .... there might be one score. I honestly feel physically anxious watching soccer.

Maybe if they marketed the sport as a kind of grass based, track & field endurance test or something... then maybe I could tolerate it.

rogueteens 10-21-2012 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trend (Post 19265803)
I simply cannot accept a game where after 1.5 hours .... there might be one score. I honestly feel physically anxious watching soccer.

Maybe if they marketed the sport as a kind of grass based, track & field endurance test or something... then maybe I could tolerate it.

in handegg after an hour and a half, the adverts MIGHT finish and you'll get 30 seconds of play before another stop so more stuff can be sold to gulliable americans.

Dvae 10-21-2012 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by LamboSV (Post 19265758)
Best sport in the world!

It's a sport for "girly men", sissies.

L-Pink 10-21-2012 06:14 PM

Drama queens faking injuries.

mineistaken 10-21-2012 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 19265603)
It's soccer, and it's boring as fuck to watch...

You a re right, it became number one sport in the world by being boring :thumbsup

Chosen 10-21-2012 07:53 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

helterskelter808 10-21-2012 08:03 PM

You can pretty much do the same for dates, and weights and measures. Fuck yeah.

papill0n 10-21-2012 08:11 PM

add the metric system graphic please

John-ACWM 10-22-2012 03:05 AM

:1orglaugh pretty funny!

CamTraffic 10-22-2012 04:32 AM

:1orglaugh Never gets old :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
:thefinger :thefinger :thefinger :thefinger


seeandsee 10-22-2012 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trend (Post 19265803)
I simply cannot accept a game where after 1.5 hours .... there might be one score. I honestly feel physically anxious watching soccer.

Maybe if they marketed the sport as a kind of grass based, track & field endurance test or something... then maybe I could tolerate it.

It's fucking football, it's important how they play, not just what score is, it's something in your blood or something on your bet ticket :1orglaugh

Triple-A 10-22-2012 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 19265603)
It's soccer, and it's boring as fuck to watch...

You mean your version of football... what a crock of boring mindless shit that is

mineistaken 10-22-2012 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamTraffic (Post 19266510)
:1orglaugh Never gets old :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
:thefinger :thefinger :thefinger :thefinger


Complete ownage :thumbsup:1orglaugh

The Duck 10-22-2012 05:38 AM

Only "show" you can watch a full 45 minutes of action without a commercial break! Good times.

SekobA 10-22-2012 09:15 AM

Foodball in #1 sport in Europe but not very favorite in Usa

MattPornerBros 10-22-2012 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trend (Post 19265803)
I simply cannot accept a game where after 1.5 hours .... there might be one score. I honestly feel physically anxious watching soccer.

Maybe if they marketed the sport as a kind of grass based, track & field endurance test or something... then maybe I could tolerate it.

Actually, you are likely to see more scores per minutes played in soccer than in American football.

Someone did a breakdown of minutes played and Touchdowns in the NFL vs Minutes played and Goals scored in the Barclays (Englands top league, also regarded as some of the most exciting foootball)

Soccer had on average more scores.

pornguy 10-22-2012 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19265857)
Drama queens faking injuries.

with the " Goalie " wearing Mickey Mouse Gloves

mineistaken 10-22-2012 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattPornerBros (Post 19266967)
Actually, you are likely to see more scores per minutes played in soccer than in American football.

Someone did a breakdown of minutes played and Touchdowns in the NFL vs Minutes played and Goals scored in the Barclays (Englands top league, also regarded as some of the most exciting foootball)

Soccer had on average more scores.

owned once again :thumbsup

Tom_PM 10-22-2012 11:53 AM

Now do the metric system versus the stragglers!

+1 Picard facepalm winnings

flashfire 10-22-2012 12:03 PM

dive and fake an injury ball

MattPornerBros 10-22-2012 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flashfire (Post 19267265)
dive and fake an injury ball

The NFL isn't getting any better.

Incomplete pass? Complain for pass interference... Get call and ruin sport.

NFL has really gotten whiny lately, so many complaints for calls all the time.


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