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steffie 02-16-2003 09:16 AM
The story of my car (pic)
 
Day one February 15th - Snow has been forcasted

http://www.kurz.tv/images/snow03.jpg

Day 2 February 16th - Its snowing

http://www.kurz.tv/images/snow08.jpg

It supposed to snow another day (or 2?) So I am keeping pictures of the snow lol

http://www.kurz.tv/snow2003.htm

I aint leaving the house all the pictures are done from inside the garage or the house..

So today should be a good day for the adult biz eh? Everybody in the DC are is stuck at home

:winkwink:

Funbrunette 02-16-2003 09:20 AM
It's insane!!! We should all get together and go somewhere HOT until the snow melts! Who's with me?

Scott McD 02-16-2003 09:23 AM
WoooHooo !!!!

I love seeing pics of snow and shit elsewhere.
Makes this shithole seem a bit better. Only some rain here...

Keep the pics coming :)

[Labret] 02-16-2003 09:31 AM
Why does everyone hate snow? Not Snow the dialer gangstuh, but actual snow.

I love snow.

steffie 02-16-2003 09:33 AM
I wished I could go somewhere, but uhm, LOOK AT MY DRIVE WAY!!
No way I am going anywhere. We live way up in the country and won't see a snowplow for at least one week. However we have this really cute guy with a mini snowplow coming by tomorrow afternoon and for a mere $ 50.00 bucks (urgh) will plow it.

If I am awake and had my coffee I will make more pictures. Now I am really looking forward to Daytona Bike Week.

sexyclicks 02-16-2003 09:33 AM
Diary of a Snow Shoveler

December 8: 6:00 PM. - It started to snow. The first snow of the season and
the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching
the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses
Print. So romantic, we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering
every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more
lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever
had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did
both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came
along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to
shovel again. What a perfect life.

December 12: - The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a
disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a
white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll
have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow
again.I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man I'm glad he's
our neighbor.

December 14: - Snow lovely snow! 8" last night. The Temperature dropped
to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away,
but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life!
The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything
again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but
I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.

December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer.
Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the
freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out.I
think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.

December 16: - Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ______on the ice in the
driveway putting down salt. Hurt like heck! The wife laughed for an hour,
which I think was very cruel.

December 17: - Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere.
Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm.
Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I
should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. Boy I hate it
when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own livingroom.

December 20: - Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the @#$% stuff
last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Snowplow came by
twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy
playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around
to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another
shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the
city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.

December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more
inches of the white stuff fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till
August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and
then I had to pee. By the time I got undressed, and dressed again,
I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck
for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the jerk
is lying.

December 23: Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife
wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she
nuts! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did
but I think she's lying.

December 24: 6." Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel.
Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the so & so who
drives that snowplow, I'll drag him out and pound him flat! I know that he
waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a
100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight
the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents,
but I was too busy watching for the @#$% snowplow.

December 25: Merry Christmas! Bah Humbug! 20 more inches of the #@$^#
slop tonight. Snowed in!! The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. I
hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I
hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude.
I think she's an idiot. If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more
time, I'm going to kill her.

December 26: - Still snowed in. Why did I ever move here? It was
all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.

December 27: - Temperature dropped to -50 and the pipes froze, but at least
it is too cold to snow!!!!!!!!

December 28: - Warmed up to above -30, still can't snow any more though.
Still snowed, and the HAG is driving me crazy!!

December 29: - 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could
cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30: - Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for A million
dollars for the bump on his head. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted.

December 31: - Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.

January 8: - I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep
giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?...............

Funbrunette 02-16-2003 09:40 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by sexyclicks
Diary of a Snow Shoveler

December 8: 6:00 PM. - It started to snow. The first snow of the season and
the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching
the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses
Print. So romantic, we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering
every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more
lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever
had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did
both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came
along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to
shovel again. What a perfect life.

December 12: - The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a
disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a
white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll
have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow
again.I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man I'm glad he's
our neighbor.

December 14: - Snow lovely snow! 8" last night. The Temperature dropped
to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away,
but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life!
The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything
again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but
I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.

December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer.
Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the
freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out.I
think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.

December 16: - Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ______on the ice in the
driveway putting down salt. Hurt like heck! The wife laughed for an hour,
which I think was very cruel.

December 17: - Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere.
Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm.
Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I
should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. Boy I hate it
when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own livingroom.

December 20: - Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the @#$% stuff
last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Snowplow came by
twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy
playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around
to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another
shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the
city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.

December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more
inches of the white stuff fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till
August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and
then I had to pee. By the time I got undressed, and dressed again,
I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck
for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the jerk
is lying.

December 23: Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife
wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she
nuts! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did
but I think she's lying.

December 24: 6." Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel.
Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the so & so who
drives that snowplow, I'll drag him out and pound him flat! I know that he
waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a
100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight
the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents,
but I was too busy watching for the @#$% snowplow.

December 25: Merry Christmas! Bah Humbug! 20 more inches of the #@$^#
slop tonight. Snowed in!! The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. I
hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I
hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude.
I think she's an idiot. If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more
time, I'm going to kill her.

December 26: - Still snowed in. Why did I ever move here? It was
all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.

December 27: - Temperature dropped to -50 and the pipes froze, but at least
it is too cold to snow!!!!!!!!

December 28: - Warmed up to above -30, still can't snow any more though.
Still snowed, and the HAG is driving me crazy!!

December 29: - 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could
cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30: - Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for A million
dollars for the bump on his head. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted.

December 31: - Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.

January 8: - I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep
giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?...............

:thumbsup I can totally relate! I love it! LMAO!!!!!!

sexyclicks 02-16-2003 09:43 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Funbrunette



:thumbsup I can totally relate! I love it! LMAO!!!!!!
I'm in Montreal too :thumbsup

steffie 02-16-2003 10:27 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by sexyclicks
Diary of a Snow Shoveler

December 8: 6:00 PM. - It started to snow. The first snow of the season and
the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching
the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses
Print. So romantic, we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering
every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more
lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever
had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did
both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came
along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to
shovel again. What a perfect life.

December 12: - The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a
disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a
white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll
have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow
again.I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man I'm glad he's
our neighbor.

December 14: - Snow lovely snow! 8" last night. The Temperature dropped
to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away,
but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life!
The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything
again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but
I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.

December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer.
Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the
freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out.I
think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.

December 16: - Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ______on the ice in the
driveway putting down salt. Hurt like heck! The wife laughed for an hour,
which I think was very cruel.

December 17: - Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere.
Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm.
Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I
should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. Boy I hate it
when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own livingroom.

December 20: - Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the @#$% stuff
last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Snowplow came by
twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy
playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around
to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another
shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the
city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.

December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more
inches of the white stuff fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till
August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and
then I had to pee. By the time I got undressed, and dressed again,
I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck
for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the jerk
is lying.

December 23: Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife
wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she
nuts! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did
but I think she's lying.

December 24: 6." Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel.
Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the so & so who
drives that snowplow, I'll drag him out and pound him flat! I know that he
waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a
100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight
the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents,
but I was too busy watching for the @#$% snowplow.

December 25: Merry Christmas! Bah Humbug! 20 more inches of the #@$^#
slop tonight. Snowed in!! The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. I
hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I
hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude.
I think she's an idiot. If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more
time, I'm going to kill her.

December 26: - Still snowed in. Why did I ever move here? It was
all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.

December 27: - Temperature dropped to -50 and the pipes froze, but at least
it is too cold to snow!!!!!!!!

December 28: - Warmed up to above -30, still can't snow any more though.
Still snowed, and the HAG is driving me crazy!!

December 29: - 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could
cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30: - Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for A million
dollars for the bump on his head. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted.

December 31: - Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.

January 8: - I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep
giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?...............
YO HUSBAND!!
You are supposed to be out shoveling that crap off the drive way instead your on GFY??

WTF!! Look you better get your !@#$ out the door and start shoveling I am not going to be stuck in here with you another day, I need to get out, drive around, go shopping and get a life. You are driving me crazy. You are the one who wanted that darn house in the country

NOW GO AND SHOVEL !!!

Ross 02-16-2003 12:56 PM
hahahaha

I hpoe you don't need the car for the next few days?

JenaPornKings 02-16-2003 12:57 PM
Damn....I havent seen snow at all this year!!!

steffie 02-16-2003 01:58 PM
My dog in deep freeze. basset hound, he is short already I almost lost him :1orglaugh

http://www.kurz.tv/images/snow10.jpg

http://www.kurz.tv/images/snow13.jpg

My daughter and my puppy -- look to the right thats where he is,, buried lol

http://www.kurz.tv/images/snow11.jpg

EscortBiz 02-16-2003 04:26 PM
Steffie congrats on getting your gallery on thehun today:thumbsup

steffie 02-16-2003 04:39 PM
I know, how kewl is that eh??
xoxo

steffie 02-17-2003 08:39 AM
Day 3 - Park Rangers have told us that we might be snowed in for another 3 days before anybody can get to the roads around here. Well I hired somebody to find my drive way today, I hope he shows

http://www.kurz.tv/images/snow19.jpg

Our street

http://www.kurz.tv/images/snow21.jpg

Scott McD 02-17-2003 08:46 AM
Sheeesh !!!

We haven't has snow that bad for years now.
Thankfully...

(cool pics mind) :)

Argoz 02-17-2003 09:35 AM
what kind of dog do you have?
I like it! :thumbsup

chodadog 02-17-2003 09:44 AM
I'd gladly trade places with anyone in snow right now. I can't stand these Australian summers. And i love the snow. Been so long though.

JamesK 02-17-2003 10:22 AM
nize

steffie 02-17-2003 11:27 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Scott McD
Sheeesh !!!

We haven't has snow that bad for years now.
Thankfully...

(cool pics mind) :)
We have our fierless watchdog Quincy. He is a basset hound and will watch you

eat, sleep, get robbed

So my kids decided to dress him up just the way he really is!

A Wuzz!!

http://www.tapact.com/watchdog.jpg

Lev 02-17-2003 11:32 AM
the storm is already in Boston

deniska 02-17-2003 11:55 AM
http://www.gofreehosting.com/snow.jpg

DrGuile 02-17-2003 11:58 AM
uh... to the other people from montreal....

Do we live in a different montreal, but it really hasnt snowed here....

Seems like the US east coast is getting it instead of us! Whoop!


I hate snow.

To anyone who says they like snow, YOU DONT. You would like it for 5 minute: "ooooh .... aaaaah, its so magical...."

After that its 6 months of cold, you cant walk in it, you have to shovel it, cant drive in it... wear boots and jackets etc... it sucks...

steffie 02-17-2003 05:58 PM
Did somebody say SHOVEL????
Screw it, I did it in my PJ's, its not like I am going anywhere for the next few days eh?

http://www.kurz.tv/images/snow23.jpg


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