In this thread we pretend to be businessmen and conduct business with each other
 

Start now.

i do business all the time

(but no, not 24/7) ;)

I offer the following:

Design, PSD to HTML / CSS, custom jQuery, custom PHP although lately prefer working with custom projects build on Wordpress.

Lemonade, 25 cents.**






** (Shipping and handling not included)

Yes please, 1 cup.

Do you have the needed permits to sell that lemonade buddy?





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I sale .tk domains cheap. Good price!

I have $10 Million in seed capital. Post your ideas and maybe it's yours.

Give me your movies

If you can give me 20% off your asking price, I'll order 250 of whatever you're selling.

I have 10 Million seeds in my ball sack

We are a company that scouts for girls who would like to strip on the Internet for money. We meet them and take a few pictures, and try to figure out whether this person is too crazy for us to work with. If they're not completely crazy, we take more pictures and record videos of them and build them websites. Then we market them, and edit their pictures and videos to make them look as attractive as possible. Men who want to see these girls naked subscribe to these websites on a reoccurring monthly plan. If you have a website visited by men, we would like you to link to our websites. If someone who clicks your link to discover our sites decides to make a purchase, we'll split the money with you. 50/50. This money will come to your house in the form of a check, just two weeks later.

Please contact me if you'd like to talk to me, because I would like to talk to you.

I do custom website designing - psd to html + CSS tableless/
Promo Materials: Banners, pageads, galleries
Custom logos and Drawn characters, Comic strips -
Forum Whoring

Here's how I see it done on GFY:

Hey, anybody wanting to network and discuss biz...hit me up on ICQ & let's discuss A->B testing and stats analysis and changing the color and font on our sites to get more sales.
We are currently converting at 1:2 uniques and getting roughly 50,000,000 uniques per day.

</pretending to do business>

Secure Online Data Destruction.

I'm selling AVI versions of most of our movies. Hit me up if you want a top quality version to render. 3-6 GB a scene, so not going to be downloadable.

Is it uploadable then ?

All your nekkid Asians are belong to ADG!!! :Graucho

http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/x...970c-800wi.jpg

http://thehairpin.com/wp-content/upl...maid-porno.jpg

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s_business.jpg

You know how to reach me if you wanna do biz... :winkwink:

:smilie_we

ADG

For Sale - Port Mann Bridge

http://www.vancouverobserver.com/sit..._PortMann.jpeg

Bridge, links Coquitlam and Surrey, lovely old bridge, only 47 years old. The bridge consists of three spans with an orthotropic deck carrying five lanes of Trans-Canada Highway traffic, with approach spans of three steel plate girders and concrete deck. The total length of the Port Mann is 2,093 m (6,867 ft), including approach spans. The main span is: 366 m (1,201 ft) plus the two 110 m (360 ft) spans on either side. Current volume on the bridge is 127,000 trips per day. Approximately eight percent of the traffic on the Port Mann bridge is truck traffic. The bridge is the longest arch bridge in Canada and 15th longest in the world.

$299,000 OBO, will accept gold by the KG from Kenya, if you are from Kenya, and interested, please note, send $350,000 and I will wire you the rest.

Yes but it would take a lot of time, I usually deliver on a hard drive.

Sorry, only looking for real player format.

I'm giving 5000$ in epass for 2500$ thru Paxum or payoneer you send first plz.

P.S. I'm also looking for someone with a bank account who can do double endorsement and who will cash my Ibill checks for 25% commissions.

You're fantastic B.Barnato, you always bring all of GFY together in one thread :)

I thought you were only looking for crap gay content.

you dream

http://media.cnbc.com/i/CNBC/Section...P_Intro_v2.jpg

http://coupledumb.com/wp-content/upl...nline_porn.jpg

http://img.skitch.com/20081209-q649e...sc3jgfei2h.jpg

http://i.qkme.me/35vzxi.jpg

:stoned

ADG

Got cams?

I code binary, emca, you name it. $55/hr.

No, you are fantastic. You and all my other friends from the GFY Friendship Club make this possible.

Progress report: I have made 5 businesses from this thread so far.

Buy low sell high Mr. Barnato.

Quadruple that offer

I'm pretending to give this thread a meaningful bump:thumbsup

Just in case, this gets some real attention.
We offer high quality video for members areas. Or for tours. We stream only, no downloads, so your members must keep coming back.
We update every single day, and we work on all platforms.

Be in touch to keep your members rebilling.

See sig nig

I sell writing services. $5 for 1000 words. Copyscape-compliant. Engaging and informative.
I also sell double opt-in email list blasts to 5000+ list members: $5 only.

I hereby pretend to thank you for the bump.