How to lose an election GOP style
 

High Unemployment, Massive Debt, Majority of Country thinks its on the wrong track,

No Problem... here is some sure fire ways to blow what should have been an easy victory

1. Talk about rape, and make sure you make clear that rape victims have to keep thier babies

2. Talk about Benghazi, even when people clearly don't care just keep hammering on it

3. Make Arizona the model of your immigration policy

4. Talk about principles not specifics

5. Go after birth control / planned parenthood - because sex is for pro creation

6. Do not release tax returns

7. Have Donald Trump not only fund raise but be an active supporter

and if all of this somehow doesn't get you to 203 electoral votes then drop this gem:

* Have someone record a private fundraiser where you bash half the country. Make sure you get across that not only are you a douche bag but if elected you would only care about the other half

and there you go, a sure fire loss!

Spot on list

Hard to argue with all that. I said from the get-go that Romney's not the guy. But neither were any of the other dipshit candidates vying for the Repub nomination they had to choose from either. And during the election he had plenty of help derailing the campaign.

They need to get past this, learn from it but get past it, and start getting their shit together for 2016.

Wait.......

8. Threaten to cut PBS to look like a hard ass

rabid republicans wants to hear all that and more and seem to have serious disconnect with the rest of the nation/world.

It happens long before that...

STEP ONE: Create a retard-go-round of crazies and xenophobes so that none of your competent candidates will even bother to run against them.

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It was pretty close a couple weeks ago but then they followed my November Surprise strategy:

Make a misleading ad in a close battle ground state criticizing a company with thousands of employees. Then when the CEO of the company calls you out, argue semantics

You know if you think about it... We are in poor shape. Unemployment, deficit, welfare... And the Republicans blew it.

Sorry, but Romney was not the man to pull it off.

As long as their own party requires of them to sign never ever tax pledges and talk about religion in the womb and such, they're going to have those crazy primary sideshows that produce a candidate that is wildly outside of normal and basically unelectable.

GOP.. take back your party. Your crazies are already talking about blocking Obama worse than before and he's not even sworn in yet.. Dem's are going to take back the House in 2014 if you don't pull the reigns hard ASAP. Fine with me, but you don't want that.

At least in my home district we kicked out the tea party republican who was swept in during the 2010 wave of radicals. The dem's took back that seat and will probably keep it after she did nothing but vote the most extreme party lines on wild principles that only popped up when it was time to block another Obama plan that their leaders were against (because god forbid Obama gets anything done). It's time to think with your front brain. Pass this on to Boehner, thanks.