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chaze

12-04-2012 01:44 AM

Q: Why don't monkeys play cards in the jungle?

A: There are too many cheetahs out there!

Emil	12-04-2012 03:00 AM

I dont think that's why because Cheetahs lives on the savannahs and not in the jungle.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

12-04-2012 03:01 AM

http://www.pokervoice.com/pics/monkey.jpg

Quote:

The Law of the Jungle

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger who looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nikes. His friend looked at him. ''Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?''

''I don't have to run faster than that tiger,'' his friend replied. ''I just have to run faster than you.''

:banana

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TurboAngel

12-04-2012 04:41 AM

That was kinda funny.

:winkwink:

chaze

12-04-2012 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 19350521)

That was kinda funny.

:winkwink:

Kind of! C'mon r u people made of stone!

_Richard_

12-04-2012 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze (Post 19351085)

Kind of! C'mon r u people made of stone!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MaDalton

12-04-2012 11:59 AM

i love cheetahs - they make great pets - when you have a big garden

Spunky

12-04-2012 12:10 PM

Leave the brothers alone

RyuLion

12-04-2012 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze (Post 19351085)

Kind of! C'mon r u people made of stone!

You think? Its GFY for pets sake! :2 cents::1orglaugh

baddog

12-04-2012 12:30 PM

Pretty sure cheetahs don't live in the jungle.

seeandsee

12-04-2012 12:33 PM

Nice joke aslo

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19350436)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

2MuchMark

12-04-2012 12:40 PM

goddammit.

sarettah

12-04-2012 03:27 PM

sarettah

12-04-2012 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19351166)

goddammit.

Ok, consider it damned :thumbsup

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spiederman

12-04-2012 03:31 PM

that made me lol :)

TurboAngel

12-04-2012 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze (Post 19351085)

Kind of! C'mon r u people made of stone!

That we are!
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

fatfoo

12-04-2012 04:58 PM

That is a funny joke. Darwin was an English naturalist. He established that all species of life have descended over time from common ancestors. Monkeys can learn hand signs and have some intelligence. Humans fail classes sometimes. Monkey see, monkey do.

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