What's the best comedy album to get?
 

I have a 2 day driving trip ahead of me and am loading up my iphone with music and things to listen to.

I was wondering if anyone knows of a comedy album that's great to get to listen to
thanks

Depends on your taste .... anything by Richard Pryor or early Bill Cosby will be a good start.
But as better help this list should kick you off :

http://historyofcomedy.blogspot.com....dy-albums.html

Enjoy !

True!



Some I like: Lenny Bruce, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Louis CK, etc... :2 cents:

If you like monologues, check out Spalding Gray:



If it's a long trip, the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy or a little Monty Python is fun:



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ADG

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I've been listening a bunch of Patrice O'Neill stuff this past weekend, as it was the 1st Anniversary of his death.

That was one funny motherfucker.

Any of the Derek and Clive stuff from the 60s



derek & clive
albums
(live)
come again
ad nauseum

Derek & Clive -
"This Bloke Came Up To Me"

[ from the album "(Live)" (1976) ]

DEREK:
I'll tell you, the other day some bloke came up to me and .....
CLIVE:
What, Tony Newley?
DEREK:
No, no, I don't know who it was, and he said, "You cunt".
CLIVE:
Yeah.
DEREK:
I said, "What?" He said, "You cunt".
CLIVE:
Yeah. And you replied, "You fucking cunt".
DEREK:
I said-, I-, no, well, not straight away, I said, "You cunt".
CLIVE:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, .....
DEREK:
And then he said .....
CLIVE:
..... what'd he come back with?
DEREK:
He come back. He says-, he said, "You fucking cunt". I said, "You calling me ..... "
CLIVE:
You're joking! He said, "You fucking cunt"?
DEREK:
He-, yeah, he said, "You call me a cunt, you fucking c-?" I said, "You f-", I said, "You fucking cunt".
CLIVE:
I should hope so, "you fucking cunt".
DEREK:
I s-, I said, "You fucking cunt", I said, "You fucking come here and call me a fucking cunt".
CLIVE:
I should say so.
DEREK:
I said, "You f-", I said, "You cunt". I said, "You fucking cunt". I said, "Who you fucking calling 'cunt', cunt?"
CLIVE:
Yeah, what did he say, cunt?
DEREK:
He said, "You fucking cunt!"
CLIVE:
Well, you fucking cunt, who are you to say to him that he was a fucking cunt?
DEREK:
Well, what d'you fu-, what d'you fucking think, mate, I fucking de-, defending my fucking self, weren't I?
CLIVE:
Well, no, he come up to you, call you "cunt", .....
DEREK:
Yeah!
CLIVE:
..... that's fair enough, what he said, "you fucking cunt", and you said back to him, "you fucking fucking cunt".
DEREK:
I sa-, well, .....
CLIVE:
Well, what do you expect him to say back apart from, "You fucking stupid fucking cunt!"
DEREK:
Well, I don't-, I don't expect nothing, do I?
CLIVE:
No.
DEREK:
But the f-, the cunt come back with, "you fucking cunt", cunt.
CLIVE:
Well, Christ, .....
DEREK:
I said, "You cunt?" I said, "You calling me a fucking cunt .....
CLIVE:
Yeah.
DEREK:
..... You fucking-", I said, "You fucking cunt".
CLIVE:
Jesus Christ, yeah.
DEREK:
I said, "You-", I said, "You, you fucking cunt".
CLIVE:
Yeah, what-
DEREK:
I said, like that.
CLIVE:
You said it like that, did you, .....
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
..... to him, .....
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
..... or was he gone by then?
DEREK:
No, he fucking hit me. Fu-
CLIVE:
Hit you, did he?
DEREK:
Yeah, fucking cunt.
CLIVE:
Killed you dead, did he?
DEREK:
Nah, he-, he fucking hit me. I said, I said, .....
CLIVE:
Yeah, well, you can't blame him, can you?
DEREK:
I said, "You, you rotter".
CLIVE:
Yeah.
DEREK:
And he-, he went off.
CLIVE:
Did he?
DEREK:
And he said, "You cunt" again.
CLIVE:
Well, 't's the only way to deal with him, 'init?
DEREK:
Yeah, well, I-, I showed him, didn't I?
CLIVE:
Yeah, well, you had to, didn't you? You had to stand up for what you stood for, didn't you? I mean, the only time I remember a similar occasion was, I was in, errm, I was at Spurs, Tottenham Hotspurs.
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
I was watching a game against Arsenal, and this bloke come up to me and said, "Hello".
DEREK:
Oh no .....
CLIVE:
And I thought, "Christ!"
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
You know, this bloke comes up to me, says "hello", .....
DEREK:
Provocative fucker.
CLIVE:
..... fucking provocative.
DEREK:
Mmm.
CLIVE:
I said, "What d'you mean, 'hello'?" And, do you know what he came back with?
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
He said, erm, "I just meant, 'hello'" I said, "Hur hur, I can sussed you out .....
DEREK:
Yeah, right.
CLIVE:
..... right, for a starter, .....
DEREK:
Yeah, right.
CLIVE:
..... 'ere, get this in the bollocks for a start!" So I kicked him right in the balls, he fell to the floor, and as he fell to the floor he said, "Euuughh!" I said, "Don't you 'Euuughh' me, mate!"
DEREK:
I-, yeah, like he comes in with 'hello' and then goes out with 'euuughh'.
CLIVE:
Yeah, I said, "Don't you 'Euuughh' me, mate!" and I kicked his fucking teeth in!
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
Then he went, "Aaaghh!", and I said, "Fucking hell! .....
DEREK:
I said, "This is fucking too much", eh?
CLIVE:
..... Don't you fucking 'Aaaghh' me!"
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
And I really kicked his ear in, you know.
DEREK:
Yeah, yeah.
CLIVE:
Bunged him right in the ear with the left boot.
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
And, d'you know he still had the audacity to come out with, "Hugh-eugh-ugh-eugh-ugh I'm dying!" Well, what could I say to that? I just walked away. I left the situation. I wasn't going to be, you know, put upon in that way.
DEREK:
You weren't going to be dictacted to, were you?
CLIVE:
Well, no, why should I be dictated to?
DEREK:
No, exactly, no.
CLIVE:
By some cunt who says 'euuughh!'
DEREK:
Yeah, preceding it with 'hello'!
CLIVE:
Yeah. 'Hello' was the worst thing, that's what got me going.
DEREK:
Fucking cunt, yeah, what a cunt.
CLIVE:
What a cunt, eh?

Eddie Murphy either Raw or Delirious is always classic. I also have one of Daniel Tosh's albums that I listen to from time to time that's great to listen to in long car rides. As mentioned there's George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby (Himself was a great one). Also Billy Conolly, Ron white, Robin Williams (from his cocaine days).

Since you're using an iphone why not try some podcasts?
The early shows of "Jay and Silent Bob get old" is pretty good

I came into this thread to post the exact same thing :)

I would check out Doug Stanhope and Joe Rogans stand up comedies.

this is a classic comedy bit from a National Lampoon comedy album, a Mr. Rogers Neighborhood parody, for non-Americans Mr Rogers was a very famous childrens show host on PBS for decades, a man so sweet and gentle and fond of children that it made you think to yourself 'i hope the authorities are watching him'.

Mr Rogers interviews an African American jazz bass player who stops by Mr Rogers Neighborhood. Christopher Guest plays Mr Rogers and a very young Bill Murray plays the bass player.

This brings back memories of being in my bedroom with buddies stoned cracking up listening to this.

stanhope is seriously under rated.. he's great. Jim Norton is pretty good too when he's not doing the roast thing.

I like patton oswalt and Dave Attell is the king of misdirection!

Andrew Dice Clay -- The Day the Laughter Died.

It's brilliant.

Louis C.K is pretty funny.

Also, audible.com

Something from Rat Pack maybe.

Chris Rock, DL HUGLEY ( MY FAV)

Richard Pryor is the king of stand up.

Tom Segura

http://www.amazon.com/White-Girls-Wi...girls+cornrows

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