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shinmusashi44 12-12-2012 07:10 PM

Got A Teaching Offer In Thailand
 
I have been offered a once in a lifetime job to teach English in Thailand. It was totally out of the blue for me and was really taken by surprise with the offer. I was told, I have the option to teach in either Pattaya or Chachoengsao. It has always been a dream of mine to go to Asian and this may very well be the only chance I get. Now here's the catch, I have to pay for the airfare, apartment myself, and they don't have the money in their budget. I would also have to leave in the next 45 days. I just don't have that kind of money to pull out of nowhere to leave that soon.

This is where I was looking for some help. I just don't have that kind of money saved at this moment. If I knew about this in advance, sure I could save. This is where I'm asking for help. I'm not a person that ask for help like this, but this is a once in a lifetime chance I don't want to miss out on. I've always loved Asian and can't wait to see other cultures and working with the kids there.

I'm hoping people can spread the word. Anything can help, twitter, Facebook, any blogs you go to. Any and everything you can do would help.

Here's the link to the campaign http://igg.me/p/290876/x/1117493

Sorry, I know it's not adult, but wanted to get the word out there.

cellinis 12-12-2012 07:13 PM

teaching english overseas is not once in a lifetime opportunity, jobs like this are common a dime a dozen, you even get good pay and apartment + more

next time better story please

AdultKing 12-12-2012 07:16 PM

What will you do if you get bitten by a dog or fall off a scooter or get your drink spiked at a bar ?

Too many people without a reliable source of funds end up in Thailand each year and cause themselves and others problems as a result.

This is not a once in a lifetime opportunity, there are thousands of teaching jobs in Thailand for qualified people.

Wait until you have saved an appropriate amount of money and don't put yourselves and others at risk of problems if you fail to meet your expenses while there.

AutumnBH 12-12-2012 07:17 PM

You're begging for money because you don't have enough for the airfare so you can be yet another sex mongering english teacher at the bottom of the barrel in Thailand? WTF :helpme

klinton 12-12-2012 07:20 PM

try China

fatfoo 12-12-2012 07:20 PM

Bangkok sounds like “bang cock.” Some might think that is funny. Anyway, to get the job, you have to pay for many things yourself. That is like saying, “you have to be rich if you want to become richer.” It’s hard to start from nothing or almost nothing. They always keep talking about making the correct investments. With the right investments, you really could get a nice rate or return like 20%, 50% or 75%. You can put in your time, effort, hard work, learning abilities, knowledge of languages and whatever else. They tell you to buy airplane ticket, apartment and other things. Thinking about money, people that inherit much money are really at an advantage. The way these economies are designed, everybody just wants to get the label “rich businessman.” Good luck. It is wise to teach languages.

shake 12-12-2012 07:25 PM

Careful they don't kidnap and force you into being a drug mule.

epitome 12-12-2012 07:30 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

AllAboutCams 12-12-2012 07:34 PM

Ive had a few people call me to go teach in china/japan/thai land i also get a few emails its not like the jobs are hard to get

The Heron 12-12-2012 07:38 PM

This is a scam/joke right? I mean, hell this whole thing sounds stupid.

MiLo 12-12-2012 07:41 PM

Love the avatar. Only good thing i can say.

RyuLion 12-12-2012 07:44 PM

Reported..
https://www.paypal.com/us/ewf/f=pps_spf

adult-help 12-12-2012 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AutumnBH (Post 19366887)
You're begging for money because you don't have enough for the airfare so you can be yet another sex mongering english teacher at the bottom of the barrel in Thailand? WTF :helpme

haha exactly what I thought!

the things men do for some pussy..

AdultKing 12-12-2012 07:45 PM

I'l also question why the OP is using a video belonging to i-to-i in his campaign to raise funds. I am sure i-to-i would not have sanctioned that, therefore that's a case of copyright infringement for the purposes of gaining pecuniary advantage. Not very cool.

NALEM 12-12-2012 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shinmusashi44 (Post 19366872)
I have been offered a once in a lifetime job to teach English in Thailand. Now here's the catch, I have to pay for the airfare, apartment myself, and they don't have the money in their budget. I would also have to leave in the next 45 days. I just don't have that kind of money to pull out of nowhere to leave that soon.

Not to dump on this exciting opportunity, but it is not once-in-a-lifetime.
There are companies and teaching institutions around the world, in a constant need of native English speakers.


Quote:

Originally Posted by cellinis (Post 19366880)
teaching english overseas is not once in a lifetime opportunity, jobs like this are common a dime a dozen, you even get good pay and apartment + more

What Cellinis wrote. Basic salaries start at 1000 USD per month, and include a share apartment, and reimbursement of your flight expense if you complete your one year contract.


Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultKing (Post 19366885)
What will you do if you get bitten by a dog or fall off a scooter or get your drink spiked at a bar ?

Too many people without a reliable source of funds end up in Thailand each year and cause themselves and others problems as a result.

Wait until you have saved an appropriate amount of money and don't put yourselves and others at risk of problems if you fail to meet your expenses while there.

:2 cents::2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by AutumnBH (Post 19366887)
You're begging for money because you don't have enough for the airfare so you can be yet another sex mongering english teacher at the bottom of the barrel in Thailand? WTF :helpme

Ouch ... but who really knows anything about you, and what qualifies you to get donations from anyone let alone a bunch of professional pervs from this site.

I highly suggest you reach out to people who know you best: friends, family, organizations, church groups. Perhaps they would be willing to pitch in to your "Mission" of teaching poor children/people English in a 2nd/3rd world country.

Good luck. Thailand is a beautiful country.

AnimeFevers 12-12-2012 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19366910)
Ive had a few people call me to go teach in china/japan/thai land i also get a few emails its not like the jobs are hard to get

Teaching in Japan would be cool I suppose...

baddog 12-12-2012 08:06 PM

Don't you have to know Thai to do that?

TheSquealer 12-12-2012 08:11 PM

This is about a rare an opportunity as the opportunity to join the Peace Corps.
Congrats dipshit.

AutumnBH 12-12-2012 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19366962)
Don't you have to know Thai to do that?

If you want to teach at an expensive private school then yes, but most english teachers at typical thai schools can only speak rudimentary thai, at least when they start.

Typical salary for an english teacher in thailand is about 30K baht per month (around $1k US) or even less if it's a shitty school in the provinces. Which is probably more than a typical Thai makes but not a very fun life at all.

If you teach at a good private school then you're looking at 50-60K baht ($2K US) which is a decent standard of living provided you don't want to do expensive things in your spare time. A friend of mine teaches at the Anglo-Singapore school in Bangkok ($5-10K USD a year per child primary / intermediate school) and gets paid 50K baht / month.

Corporate trainers can make more but obviously the competition is very high and one would need experience.

In any case english teachers are the bottom of the barrel of farang society in Thailand.

Thailand is full of degenerate sex monger english teachers who decided that scraping together a subsistence living as an english teacher was a way to keep their dream whore mongering thailand holiday alive.

AllAboutCams 12-12-2012 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimeFevers (Post 19366960)
Teaching in Japan would be cool I suppose...

There are loads of websites that offer this i nearly did it but it just seemed like a scam to me

Si 12-12-2012 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shinmusashi44 (Post 19366872)
It has always been a dream of mine to go to Asian and this may very well be the only chance I get. Now here's the catch, I have to pay for the airfare, apartment myself, and they don't have the money in their budget. I would also have to leave in the next 45 days. I just don't have that kind of money to pull out of nowhere to leave that soon.

I'm not a person that ask for help like this, but this is a once in a lifetime chance I don't want to miss out on. I've always loved Asian and can't wait to see other cultures and working with the kids there.

Bad English + Begging = Scam. I could teach them Mathematics, send me money!


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