PornBeer Xmas Special [VID]
 

Here you go Reggie and NewNick, something to cheer you up this holiday season, a new PornBeer!



Enjoy!

God-awful video. Not funny or entertaining in the least.
You look fat and you have man-boobs.

It'll have more views than your "documentary" in just a few weeks.

That must fill you with this rage you have against me.

I mean, there must be *something* that makes you so angry towards me seeing as I've never done anything to you. I presume it's because my god-awful and unfunny videos get 10 times the numbers you do. And generate sales!

But well done for watching a half hour show in 3 minutes. That's some going!

Now, where's my other little stalker to call me a cunt?

:D

Like I would watch the whole thing!?! Yeah right.
The 2 - 3 minutes I did watch were horrendous and thus I turned it off.

When are you going to hit the gym, fattie?

I watched all of your little effort. I feel hurt you didn't return the compliment.

It's odd how the number of views didn't change since I posted it?

Weird...

Gosh, you are so full of venom, aren't you?

Why don't you explain what I did to hurt your feelings so much, other than be vastly more popular than you on youtube? I mean, it can't *just* be that I am better than you at making films people want to watch...can it?

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+1 for horrible :2 cents:

Didn't your Mother teach you that if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all?

Again, mysteriously, the views haven't increased...

I love my fan club! So transparent!

What is his "documentary" ?

Don't you remember? A few years ago he paid to fly to follow Markham round for a couple of days, and spent hours filming him ranting about me and stuff, edited it, tried to sell it to a cable company who didn't want it, so he put it on youtube and got about 180 views in two years.

I'm sure he'll post the link here if you ask him, he posts it every few months to try and get some more views. Doesn't work out too well :(

Cubby does a great job in this :thumbsup

He is a true professional. Fees are high, but well worth it when you see a performance of that calibre though!

Embarrassing as usual ...

Oh really?

I must have missed that episode of the bold and the beautiful GFY style.

Please post your doco Reggie this sounds like a not to be missed gem.

10:30 to 10:45 was pretty action packed

I dont follow that rule on GFY.. I can be brutally honest here just like you :thumbsup

i like rectal leakage!

11:10 is extreme



also, is it common to see hash wrapped in plastic in 1/8g quantity in England?

Well maybe if you did, the world would be a better place. Think on't.

at around 16.20, was that a cat taking a poo in the litter-box, to the left of the screen?

:D

Not so much anymore, but back in the day, weed was VERY hard to get here, and hash was the more common version. And yes, it was sold in 16th 8th 1/4 ounces.

God it was funny watching people clock it on the ground, check no one was watching and sneakily put it in their pockets. Imagine their disappointment :)

I noticed that at 12:25 too, and I think you are right!

lol. No, we don't have a litter box, they shit outside. They just like playing in (and eating) boxes. Even if we did have a litter box, I wouldn't keep it in the sitting room!

(But if that spoils your fantasy, then yes, yes they did big smelly poos and then carl and I rubbed them over each other gleefully tossing each other off).

Why?? This is an industry board where trolls like you can say what they want to anyone.

I'm ok doin what I do.

Why? Because life is too short to be nasty to people you don't know who have done nothing to wrong you.

It's Christmas time, so try being nice for a change. Embrace the beautiful things in life and concentrate on that.

You will be happier smiling.

I think you will be even better if you go through life trying to make people feel warmth and happiness.

Try it tomorrow and let me know how you get on.

Not trying to make you upset Damien, just telling you the truth.

You may have had a good response from the guy that sold you the dom. That's why I found the 1st video kinda ok... Seriously though your videos are really bad. So bad its not funny at all actually.

It's sad because you're a funny guy too. At least you were @ the show on your email panel.

Can't remember suggesting you were trying to upset me? Everyone is allowed their opinion!

No one sold it to me, someone gave it to me.

In your opinion. Thousands of people disagree. Comedy is really subjective. Some people cry laughing at Sarah Silverman, some people hate her.

When you put yourself out there, you have to accept you will never please everyone. It's part of life.

Point really is I enjoy doing it, get to see my oldest pal, drink beer and chat shit, and make some beer money from the affiliate sales. So it's all good really.

It's not sad, it's just different. You should be accepting of things that are different.

Anyway, thanks for your honest opinion. Obviously it came from the heart.

if you need to eat stuff with your beer:

No problem.
And everything Damian said is either embellished or straight up wrong.

Part 1:


Part 2:

And these two Reggie:

15 views here



and this one has only 11 views :(



Must be soul destroying to do all that work and make something no-one is interested in. :(

There was a post last night about someone offering to push youtube videos for free. You should hit him up.

Hahaha those are the same videos you idiot!
I was just doing some random uploads a couple months ago testing out youtube's ever-changing length restrictions and image stabilizers and such. Never sent those links to anyone at all.
You just went into my youtube profile and looked at all my uploads and found those extra videos and now you're trying to make some far-fetched point, but you're really just further demonstrating yourself to be the stalker/psycho that you are.
Not that I really give a fuck about view #'s, but since you keep lying, the real videos have 1500 views and 900 respectively:
Part 1:

1500

Part 2:

900

(So Mr. marketing man, guru, big-swinging-dick, douche-bag, wouldn't you agree that going from 1500 for part one to 900 for part two is pretty good 'retention'?!?! :1orglaugh:321GFY:321GFY:321GFY)

In reality, I don't give two shits about # of views, just the content itself. And the harsh reality is that the Paul docs are far more compelling and interesting to watch than your refuse.

I think this goes deeper and what's really killing you in your core is the fact that Paul is just a better character than you are.

Taking this further to a more macro level, I've been doing some thinking about this, wondering why you treated Paul the way you did, and I finally figured it all out:

You were molested as a child.
You were molested either by a parent, family member, priest, teacher, or babysitter, or etc. but someone older than you molested you. Clearly.

You come to GFY and you are angry about getting molested as a child (always have been, but you try to repress it) and you come upon Markham. You view him as the devil, his teen content, his liberal views on sexuality, that fact that he's older. You project your hatred of the perpetrator that molested you onto Paul, and falsely and repeatedly accuse him of being a pedophile, molester, rapist; when in reality he's none of those things. You're just pissed and the real person who molested you is probably dead or inaccessible to you, so you take out your hatred and vengeance on Paul, and you stalk and harass him like a mad-man.
http://i.imgur.com/UXbBh.png

Seriously, you have some major, serious issues, man. It's so ridiculous that in this very thread you say things like "life is too short to be nasty to people you don't know who have done nothing to wrong you.
It's Christmas time, so try being nice for a change. Embrace the beautiful things in life and concentrate on that.
You will be happier smiling."

...hahaha you hypocritical nutjob! So, what is it EXACTLY, that Paul did to "wrong" you?

How about to make porn and chillies videos ?

Hate to break it to you but most of those views are from people embedding at GFY to get a laugh. I am probably a few of those views and haven't seen more than three minutes of it...skip around a lot out of boredom and then just gave up altogether.

Also, serious question... Are you Paul?

Jeeezus!!

You learn somethin new every day

Does seem odd you're a film maker with only 4 films on youtube, and 2 of those are the same as the other two? And they're about Paul.

Seems odd no one knows you in the industry nor can vouch for you aside from Paul...

Seems odd you flew to Paul's to film him for days.

Seems odd you post about nothing on this board, apart from stalking me and calling me names and defending Paul.

When you put one and one together...

Far fetched? The point is your videos have no views. It's self evident.

You posted the link to your youtube account. I wondered, as you're a film maker, what else you'd made. Seems nothing. Apart from stuff about Paul. Odd...

Well you obviously do, because you keep taking the bait when I troll you.

Hmm. Obsessed with lying. Just like Paul. Odd..


Sounds like Paul writing that. Odd.

No.

No one else cares about the content though. Apart from Paul. Odd.

The numbers prove otherwise. But why would you be interested in competing with me, that's something Paul would do. Odd...

Sounds like something Paul would say...odd...


Paul says all that. Odd.

Yeah, Paul keeps saying that. Odd.

Sounds just like Paul. Odd.

Yes, we've not met, the only thing you seem to have against me is that I mock Paul. You only appear in threads trolling me or defending Paul.

Weird isn't it?

Paid to access a census site to try and find my address to stalk me.
Posted images of google maps of my old flat and address inviting people to beat me up.
Continually lied about me and my business in an attempt to discredit me.
Called up clients of mine and lied about me to them.
Called me up 19 times one weekend leaving horrible messages.

Etc etc

What have I done to you?

Paul, it's time you admitted you're Reggie. It's so obvious. No one would fly to your house to film you. No one is interested in you.

Now, how long to get this second fake account banned...

Course he is. Worked that out months ago when I started calling him "Reggie".

No one in the industry has met "Reggie"
No one would pay to fly to Czechland from America to film Paul for several days.
He only posts about me or Paul
He always defends Paul
He uses the same lies as Paul

He has done quite well adding in a few Americanisms to the copy writing to try and disguise himself, but sadly his "I left school lat 15" writing style still shines through.

Am I Paul as well ?

No, why do you ask, love?