Just Remember, Everybody
 

Whenever you jerkoff all of your dead relatives - grandmothers, grandfathers, sisters, cousins, even your ancient ancestors, maybe Ghengis Khan or William the Conqueror - are watching you. And they, too, are jerking off.

Have a Merry Christmas:xmas-smil22:jerkoff

So is Santa.

Now that's a coitus interruptus - right there!

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hmm, looks legit.,

happy holidays.

I don't believe that

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ADG

must be for real?

Awe fuck!

That is why I beat off. I cum a little harder knowing everyone is watching.

Ahh, yes, Santa is watching also, but he is not jerking off. Santa saves his loads all year for the millions of unhappy housewives around the globe that he bangs on the soot covered hearth while he's dropping off presents. When Santa sets off on his sleigh from the North Pole tonight his balls will be like some swollen half-fermented fruit hanging overrripe from the tree ready to fall off.

Oh, but it's true nonetheless.

they must be having a good time today.

Of course they're watching. Nothing good on TV where they are.