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Heath 01-02-2013 11:02 PM

Amish Mafia....
 
Has anyone else watched this show? I'm not sure if the intent was supposed to be funny. But I can't stop LOL'n every time it comes on.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/am...t-the-show.htm

mechanicvirus 01-02-2013 11:04 PM

Its hilarious

keysync 01-02-2013 11:04 PM

I've been watching it.
It's funny to me because there's lots of Amish about 30 minutes from my house.

Did you know that 60% of all Amish households have been established since 1990
They're a fast growing demographic in the US.
And they fucking stink.
They only bathe once a week.

StinkyPink 01-02-2013 11:05 PM

I love it! I live in Pa. and shop at a small amish grocery quite frequently... I keep forgetting to ask the clerk if he knows "Lebenon Levi" lol.

Edit: Actually the store is owned and ran by menonites, but a few are from Lebenon, Pa. area and they get a lot of whole grains and homemade goods from the amish community.

Panky 01-02-2013 11:38 PM

How much more fake could they possibly get? lol! I'm from Lancaster County and have lived around the Amish most of my life. The show is so far from reality, but it doesn't really matter. Someone came up with a brilliant idea for a reality show and with the "English" being so curious about the Amish, it was bound to be a hit. lol!

Lace 01-02-2013 11:45 PM

I've been wanting to see this show but haven't caught it yet.

I love the Amish. They make some killer food. Their scrapple is amazing. Occasionally the wife and I will visit a farmers market/flea market up in Pennsylvania. I just go for the food :)

Theo 01-02-2013 11:58 PM

They are the best at working with wood

Heath 01-03-2013 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panky (Post 19405675)
How much more fake could they possibly get? lol! I'm from Lancaster County and have lived around the Amish most of my life. The show is so far from reality, but it doesn't really matter. Someone came up with a brilliant idea for a reality show and with the "English" being so curious about the Amish, it was bound to be a hit. lol!

Exactly why I find it so comical. As some one who has went to Lancaster, PA for nearly a decade and has seen absolutely 0 'Mafia' I call bullshit.

Especially considering the dudes on the show all look, and act like total pussies who I would manhandle at the drop of a dime.

I feel as if this show was made just for the lulz...

Jay - SMASH 01-03-2013 12:21 AM

Its right up there with hardcore pawn. All real, nothing scripted lol

24/7 Blogging Crew 01-03-2013 12:38 AM

Esther is my xgirlfriend

JFK 01-03-2013 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVN Theo (Post 19405682)
They are the best at working with wood

Does that give you a "woodie" Theo ? :Graucho

crockett 01-03-2013 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panky (Post 19405675)
How much more fake could they possibly get? lol! I'm from Lancaster County and have lived around the Amish most of my life. The show is so far from reality, but it doesn't really matter. Someone came up with a brilliant idea for a reality show and with the "English" being so curious about the Amish, it was bound to be a hit. lol!

I saw one episode it's obviously fake as hell just like any other reality TV show. Might of been a better sell if they toned it down a bit. I pretty much assume some stoner was listening to Weird Al's Amish Paradise the rip of Coolio's gangster paradise put 2&2 together came up with this shit.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-03-2013 03:18 AM



The show's closing credits state that "re-creations are based on eyewitness accounts, testimonials and the legend of the Amish Mafia."



http://www.thamike.com/fn_images/aggw.jpg

:smilie_we

ADG

Sarah_Jayne 01-03-2013 03:38 AM

I'm Pennsylvania Dutch and I keep seeing it listed but not sure I can really bring myself to watch it.

Herb Kornfield 01-03-2013 07:34 AM

These guys are a joke.

I'd like to see them step up to some real gangsters down here in Philly ....

spazlabz 01-03-2013 08:01 AM

Nothing screams 'legit Amish' like shaved faces and tattoos

TampaToker 01-03-2013 08:18 AM

lol pretty funny show

TurboAngel 01-03-2013 09:10 AM

It is funny.

TheSquealer 01-03-2013 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 19406053)
Nothing screams 'legit Amish' like shaved faces and tattoos

What about the assault rifles and new Cadillacs and Mercedes?

CT-Content 01-03-2013 10:54 AM

Let's not forget the trip Levi and Esther taking a trip to Florida.
Esther in a bathing suit?
Like nobody in the Amish community is going to watch the show?
Good time killer but definitely a bunch of bullshit!

D Ghost 01-03-2013 11:38 AM

The people on this show are horrible actors, they need acting lessons. It is so fake.

BIGTYMER 01-03-2013 11:48 AM

http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/FA/27DDEB..._cMpEatURH.jpg

Hardcore.

Heath 01-03-2013 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 19406555)

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/20...77c8fdca6d.jpg

mechanicvirus 01-03-2013 12:47 PM

How would the amish mafia do against say a detroit tribe on marcus and winfield ave at 11 pm at night?

mechanicvirus 01-03-2013 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield (Post 19406018)
These guys are a joke.

I'd like to see them step up to some real gangsters down here in Philly ....

Cute but gangs from the east side of detroit would make even the most "hardened" west philly thug shit his pants.

Penny24Seven 01-03-2013 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 19406053)
Nothing screams 'legit Amish' like shaved faces and tattoos

HAHA nice

Sarah_Jayne 01-03-2013 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield (Post 19406018)
These guys are a joke.

I'd like to see them step up to some real gangsters down here in Philly ....

To be perfect, it would have to go down at Reading Terminal Market over the whoppie pie covered counter tops.

pornsprite 01-03-2013 06:31 PM

I believe it is implied that they will kill people that cross them so in that respect they are no different from any other gang. Killed dead is killed dead.

Joshua G 01-03-2013 10:24 PM

there is an amish mafia. its just that thugs cutting beards isn't necessarily good TV.

L-Pink 01-03-2013 10:28 PM

clop clop clop clop bam bam bam clop clop clop ….. Amish drive by.

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PornDiscounts-V 01-04-2013 05:23 AM

Don't have time to watch that show.

John-ACWM 01-04-2013 10:23 AM

:) sounds funny, I'll give it a try.

Joshua G 01-04-2013 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19407588)
clop clop clop clop bam bam bam clop clop clop ?.. Amish drive by.

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MaDalton 01-04-2013 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19407588)
clop clop clop clop bam bam bam clop clop clop ?.. Amish drive by.

.

:1orglaugh

they still speak german i heard

NaughtyRob 01-04-2013 12:35 PM

Fake as fuck but still funny.
I grew up in Western PA and had very close family friends that were Amish. Went to the farms often. Great people.

Asparaguss 01-04-2013 02:50 PM

I always thought it looked retarded, maybe I will take a look at it now though.

anexsia 01-04-2013 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19407588)
clop clop clop clop bam bam bam clop clop clop ?.. Amish drive by.

.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DBS.US 01-04-2013 05:34 PM

They should make a show Porno Mafia. Guys never get paid and have all their content stolen and do nothing about it.

keysync 01-04-2013 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 19409199)
They should make a show Porno Mafia. Guys never get paid and have all their content stolen and do nothing about it.

That would never work. Nothing fake about that.


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