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Diomed 01-05-2013 12:30 AM

Why the hell does beating electronics work?
 
I know there is no reason that beating or smacking electronics that are unresponsive should make them work.. But in many cases it does for me.

What the fuck is up with that?

Mr Pheer 01-05-2013 12:32 AM

Did you try asking Han Solo?

CYF 01-05-2013 12:32 AM

gotta show 'em who the boss is.

BIGTYMER 01-05-2013 12:37 AM

It only worked on old TVs years ago for me.

d-null 01-05-2013 12:42 AM

cold solder joints possibly connect again with a smack :2 cents:

Max Potential 01-05-2013 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diomed (Post 19409662)
I know there is no reason that beating or smacking electronics that are unresponsive should make them work.. But in many cases it does for me.

What the fuck is up with that?

Inquiring minds...

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Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-05-2013 01:26 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaveric_spasm

FlowerKid 01-05-2013 01:32 AM

Bad soldering or bad connections inside.

anexsia 01-05-2013 02:40 AM

I used to beat the crap out of my old Nintendo console.

Harmon 01-05-2013 02:43 AM

I beat my cock and it works. Why? :helpme:helpme

DamianJ 01-05-2013 02:46 AM

It's called Percussive Maintanence

JFK 01-05-2013 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19409725)
It's called Percussive Maintanence

Would Beat it by MJ be appropriate here ?:upsidedow

DamianJ 01-05-2013 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19409741)
Would Beat it by MJ be appropriate here ?:upsidedow

That should be the porn industry's anthem anyway :)

martinsc 01-05-2013 04:47 AM

it always worked on older TVs.... always....

Voodoo 01-05-2013 05:01 AM

Some people got Fonzie Powers... Some people don't.
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srockhard 01-05-2013 10:47 AM

I regularly beat my Brother.....laser printer. The fucker discontects himself from the network almost daily. When the beating is too severe I end up using old Hewey Packard but sometimes his ink jet gets a little messy.

blackmonsters 01-05-2013 12:32 PM

I have found that beating the product is most effective on TVs.

Killswitch 01-05-2013 12:34 PM

Same reason beating your wife and kids make them work again too.

woj 01-05-2013 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 19410234)
Same reason beating your wife and kids make them work again too.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Spunky 01-05-2013 12:38 PM

I usually like to bounce them off a wall or two

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-05-2013 12:48 PM

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Kill your TV... :thumbsup

ADG

fitzmulti 01-05-2013 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 19409717)
I used to beat the crap out of my old Nintendo console.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

livexxx 01-05-2013 08:38 PM

Typically dry solder joints where the surfaces of both connections are not tinned properly. Real bad ones form like a tube around the legs of components and over time oxidation within that forms a barrier. A good belt can re-form the contact albeit temporarily. Likewise similar problems happen with connectors and leads. Also crimped wire connections can oxidise and a jolt can re-connect by piercing the oxidation.
Loose non housed connectors , same as before. Switches and anything mechanical can also exhibit the same problems.

Sometimes also called cold solder joints, i've fixed a few with re-soldering after inspection, but it's a bit of an art to spot them and you need to be good to solder too. Luckily I worked on a missile guidance production line with 50 women but even then a good whack was the best solution (only for the argentinian export market)

2MuchMark 01-06-2013 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diomed (Post 19409662)
I know there is no reason that beating or smacking electronics that are unresponsive should make them work.. But in many cases it does for me.

What the fuck is up with that?


If you had a Mac you wouldn't have to beat it because it would work perfectly, every time, all the time.

/runs away..

JFK 01-06-2013 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19411043)
If you had a Mac you wouldn't have to beat it because it would work perfectly, every time, all the time.

/runs away..

GROAN, yes you better hide:party-smi :1orglaugh

georgeyw 01-06-2013 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19411043)
If you had a Mac you wouldn't have to beat it because it would work perfectly, every time, all the time.

/runs away..

Go back to pulling yourself off over electric vehicles.

John-ACWM 01-06-2013 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 19409717)
I used to beat the crap out of my old Nintendo console.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Killswitch 01-06-2013 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19411043)
If you had a Mac you wouldn't have to beat it because it would work perfectly, every time, all the time.

/runs away..

http://i.imgur.com/TXTYc.gif

john FVC 01-06-2013 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 19411082)
Go back to pulling yourself off over electric vehicles.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

RKLover 01-06-2013 04:11 PM

http://youtu.be/dEkOT3IngMQ

2MuchMark 01-06-2013 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 19411082)
Go back to pulling yourself off over electric vehicles.

Please don't pick on me because I am different. Electric cars and I have a special bond that you will never understand. never!

iwantchixx 01-06-2013 05:37 PM

For complex electronics, it was solder joints, sockets and etc get loose/corroded over time. Circuit boards and solder paste contains highly corrosive chemicals. By beating it, you are merely temporarily remaking the electrical connection until it "falls off" again.

Resisters are culprits too, they dry out over time. Every type of resister dries out and becomes crumbly inside, certain ones take a few years, some take decades but a quick punch can sometimes make the connection good enough to start working temporarily until ti heats up again, thus then needing another beating.

For CRT tube tvs, it was mostly the yokes and power supplies that needed the jolt from a beating.

For stereos, it was volume pots and mains voltage supply lines across circuit boards and of course, the IC's and/or transistor's solder joints loosening from heat and vibration.

I recently retired a PC that needed to be kicked sideways with a flat foot to get it to see the NIC card.. fun times.


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