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Killswitch 01-05-2013 06:16 PM

Hey Donny, I have a business proposal for ya.
 
I was rocking out to some sweet ass tunes by Killswitch Engage and Pantera talking on IRC telling people they needed to repent to Jesus and praise our lord and savior... When this idea came to me...

Website that takes song lyrics of rock and heavy metal bands and uses smart text replacement techniques to rewrite the song lyrics to be more religious sounding...

I registered SavedByJes.us just now... Want to partner up? You be financial backer, and I'll do all the work. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

d-null 01-05-2013 06:30 PM



epic

Donny 01-05-2013 06:31 PM

There already exist many heavy metal Christian bands. Not my type of music, but they exist.

Killswitch 01-05-2013 06:47 PM

But none of them take AC/DC and rewrite the lyrics to sound religious on the fly do they?

d-null 01-05-2013 06:49 PM

how would your smart text replacer handle these classic lyrics by Immolation:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immolation
You are Jesus
You are lord
Imperfect god
You are nothing to me
For this you say
I''ll burn for all eternity...

or this timeless verse by Deicide:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deicide
No lord shall stand before myself

I can strike the light and see through the truth
For I'm the Deicide, Dominus, what could you do
Thou has falled you now, one again and always will
On the cross, forgotten son, a sacrifice it had to be done

how about some Marduk in their hit song "With Satan and Victorious Weapons":

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marduk
Come ghostfaced hungry shadows of shadows
By Satan I drink the darkness they drewl
With victorious weapons
I will melt every angels wings


Killswitch 01-05-2013 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 19410729)
how would your smart text replacer handle these classic lyrics by Immolation:



or this timeless verse by Deicide:



how about some Marduk in their hit song "With Satan and Victorious Weapons":

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immolation
You are Jesus
You are lord
The perfect god
You are everything to me
For this you say
I''ll get wings someday...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deicide
The lord shall stand before myself

He can strike the light and see through the truth
For He's the Deicide, Dominus, what could I do
Thou has forgiven you now, once again and always will
On the cross, forgotten son, a sacrifice it had to be done

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marduk
Come ghostfaced hungry shadows of shadows
By Jesus I drinketh his blood
With victorious love
I will grow angels wings

Got anything else? :1orglaugh

sarettah 01-05-2013 07:44 PM



:thumbsup

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Webmaster Advertising 01-05-2013 09:12 PM

You could sell the service to Walmart cause they fuck up all their albums by censoring them for religious reasons...

Purchased a Kayne West album once... Was nothing but bleeps and silence...

Grapesoda 01-06-2013 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 19410675)
I was rocking out to some sweet ass tunes by Killswitch Engage and Pantera talking on IRC telling people they needed to repent to Jesus and praise our lord and savior... When this idea came to me...

Website that takes song lyrics of rock and heavy metal bands and uses smart text replacement techniques to rewrite the song lyrics to be more religious sounding...

I registered SavedByJes.us just now... Want to partner up? You be financial backer, and I'll do all the work. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

this always cheers me up :thumbsup



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