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BT 02-19-2003 02:05 PM

Protein shakes...
 
Does anyone else drink them? And if so.... Do you get gas and is there sumfin you can put in them to stop the madness!? Cuss I been drinking three a day and fuking up the program! I am doing drive bye's in the office and all the people in the office look at each other funny cuss no one know's who farted..... So please help me with a supplement!!!:helpme

WiredGuy 02-19-2003 02:07 PM

Don't drink Boost. That stuff gets you gas like no tomorrow! And I think Craig and Rocki now know who's been doing the driveby's at your office. Hehe...

WG

nocostporn 02-19-2003 02:07 PM

just keep drinking them for a month or two,eventually your shit cycle will catch up with itself and get back to normal...Gonna be one helluva month though :glugglug

Socks 02-19-2003 02:09 PM

C'mon WG, like BT should be taking advice from your skinny ass on protein? ;)

BT 02-19-2003 02:11 PM

I should first learn how to spell protein.... then I might get somewhere!!!

Maxpixelz 02-19-2003 02:13 PM

The reason you are getting all that gas is becuase of one the following two reasons or both:
a) too much portein for your system. your body can only digest a certain amount of protein at a time. Anything else does not get digested and has to leave your body in the form of gas
b)your body is not breaking down the type of protein you are ingesting. I would try Promax. It works well for me. Or try Soy protein as supposed to Whey.


You should also use digesive enzymes that will help breakdown protein so your body can absorb more of it. Try to drink pure protein without all the stupid weight gain empty calories. As I saind before Promax is very pure good and not too expensive.

I hope this helps you.

bushwacker 02-19-2003 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold
Does anyone else drink them? And if so.... Do you get gas and is there sumfin you can put in them to stop the madness!? Cuss I been drinking three a day and fuking up the program! I am doing drive bye's in the office and all the people in the office look at each other funny cuss no one know's who farted..... So please help me with a supplement!!!:helpme
i can vouch for his stinkiness:helpme

chupacabra 02-19-2003 02:15 PM

met-rx is the shit for protein/meal replacement... no gas involved..

Met-RX website

DearAbby 02-19-2003 02:16 PM

This guy drinks them...

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WiredGuy 02-19-2003 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Socks
C'mon WG, like BT should be taking advice from your skinny ass on protein? ;)
If you can believe it, I used to weigh 205 lbs. I was a real fatass and then I went on this insane diet and lost 50 lbs in 4 months. Since then I just watched what I ate and managed to keep it off (most of it). I tried the protein shakes for a bit and those things tasted weird, left a film in your mouth and makes you feel bloated and gassy all day.

WG

Yo Adrian 02-19-2003 02:25 PM

Tried drinking them a while back......thick, chalky and tasted like fake icecream. I found plain 'ol suppliments and diet worked much better!

....don't remember the gas thankfully :thumbsup

gregtx 02-19-2003 02:32 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Maxpixelz
[B]The reason you are getting all that gas is becuase of one the following two reasons or both:
a) too much portein for your system. your body can only digest a certain amount of protein at a time. Anything else does not get digested and has to leave your body in the form of gas

=================================
Gas is a byproduct of the breakdown of the proteins... undigested protein leaves as shit... :winkwink:

but yes.. he is correct... your body can only absorb "x" amount according to your body type.. the rest is just a waste... but it sure makes you feel full!!!

one last bit of advice... you shouldn't have to go on such a crazy diet (3 protein shakes a day)... you could end up malnutritioning your body and doing more damage in the long run.. and making you gain back even more weight :2 cents:

bushwacker 02-19-2003 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy


If you can believe it, I used to weigh 205 lbs. I was a real fatass and then I went on this insane diet and lost 50 lbs in 4 months. Since then I just watched what I ate and managed to keep it off (most of it). I tried the protein shakes for a bit and those things tasted weird, left a film in your mouth and makes you feel bloated and gassy all day.

WG

Hey wired guy it's Flood, I hope you finally got some sleep,,last time i saw you in vegas you were falling asleep standing up:1orglaugh

Pornwolf 02-19-2003 02:43 PM

Drink a lot of water and take a lot of shits.

Seriously.

WiredGuy 02-19-2003 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bushwacker
Hey wired guy it's Flood, I hope you finally got some sleep,,last time i saw you in vegas you were falling asleep standing up:1orglaugh
Hey Flood! How you doing bro!? Seeing that you sit right opposite BT I figure your suffering the most from BT's shakes. Hehe! Yeah, I finally got some rest and I'm back to work getting my boys and girls signups :-)

WG

bushwacker 02-19-2003 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy


Hey Flood! How you doing bro!? Seeing that you sit right opposite BT I figure your suffering the most from BT's shakes. Hehe! Yeah, I finally got some rest and I'm back to work getting my boys and girls signups :-)

WG

LOL, i'm in the market for a gas mask...the only positive is i can now hold my breath for up to ten minutes. :1orglaugh

WiredGuy 02-19-2003 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bushwacker


LOL, i'm in the market for a gas mask...the only positive is i can now hold my breath for up to ten minutes. :1orglaugh

Hehe, its hard to imagine you guys in that little office with one of you passing gas all the time. A gas mask would be a great investment :)

WG

Maxpixelz 02-19-2003 02:51 PM

Quote:

Gas is a byproduct of the breakdown of the proteins... undigested protein leaves as shit...
if this is true and I am NOT saying it is not then why is it that when one eats Steak, chicken or even protein shakes in moderation there is not gas issue?

bushwacker 02-19-2003 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy


Hehe, its hard to imagine you guys in that little office with one of you passing gas all the time. A gas mask would be a great investment :)

WG

hehe, glad you made home from vegas alive,,,,i'll talk to you later

BT 02-19-2003 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bushwacker


i can vouch for his stinkiness:helpme

At least I can stop drinking protein shakes but you gotta take some got damn listerine, cuss that breath is like a hurricane and breaks right thru my funk!! Smells like foot & ass!!:1orglaugh

Keev 02-19-2003 03:21 PM

Been on Max Muscle "HIGH5" protein for the last month and yea the gas is a killer solution: I just visit my brother and leave it in his room and shut the door behind me lol Hopefully drop 25lbs by may which I think is a realistic goal.

BT 02-19-2003 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chupacabra
met-rx is the shit for protein/meal replacement... no gas involved..

Met-RX website

it's lean body by labrada and you are wrong!

Butrflied 02-19-2003 03:25 PM

I heard Stephen Takacs used them .. thats how he got so massive .. :)

FlyingIguana 02-19-2003 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maxpixelz
The reason you are getting all that gas is becuase of one the following two reasons or both:
a) too much portein for your system. your body can only digest a certain amount of protein at a time. Anything else does not get digested and has to leave your body in the form of gas
b)your body is not breaking down the type of protein you are ingesting. I would try Promax. It works well for me. Or try Soy protein as supposed to Whey.


You should also use digesive enzymes that will help breakdown protein so your body can absorb more of it. Try to drink pure protein without all the stupid weight gain empty calories. As I saind before Promax is very pure good and not too expensive.

I hope this helps you.

i would rather milk or egg protein instead of soy. space out your protein intake a bit more and you should be fine.

BT 02-19-2003 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bushwacker


LOL, i'm in the market for a gas mask...the only positive is i can now hold my breath for up to ten minutes. :1orglaugh

And I hope you keep holding your breath cuss when you let it out and GOD damn, "Ass Breath" And that is being polite!!!!!!!! Cracker, you can't smell shit any how with them sniffles you got, anyway! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Maxpixelz 02-19-2003 03:30 PM

Quote:

i would rather milk or egg protein instead of soy. space out your protein intake a bit more and you should be fine

he's right I wouldn't take soy either but just put that there for an alternative.

MattB 02-19-2003 03:33 PM

BT,

Saw you at the convention in January and you were the biggest dude there. There is no way you can be serious about not knowing about Protien. If you are, try Pure Whey by Champion Nutrition. There are no fillers, no lactose, and it actually doesnt taste like total crap. About the gas problem, it will go away once your body gets use to it. Can take up to a week or two, but then once you're use to it, all you do is gain weight. What are you, about 240?

BT 02-19-2003 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattB
BT,

Saw you at the convention in January and you were the biggest dude there. There is no way you can be serious about not knowing about Protien. If you are, try Pure Whey by Champion Nutrition. There are no fillers, no lactose, and it actually doesnt taste like total crap. About the gas problem, it will go away once your body gets use to it. Can take up to a week or two, but then once you're use to it, all you do is gain weight. What are you, about 240?

I am cutting weight.. I been running 5 miles 3 times a week and on the other 4 I bust about 2 or 3... Along with several other training mechanics! I never really took care of my self eating wise so maybe my system is in shell shock!! But in anycase I can always eat my protein! :winkwink:

vegas2003 02-19-2003 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold
Does anyone else drink them? And if so.... Do you get gas and is there sumfin you can put in them to stop the madness!? Cuss I been drinking three a day and fuking up the program! I am doing drive bye's in the office and all the people in the office look at each other funny cuss no one know's who farted..... So please help me with a supplement!!!:helpme
use isopure protein powder

bushwacker 02-19-2003 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold


And I hope you keep holding your breath cuss when you let it out and GOD damn, "Ass Breath" And that is being polite!!!!!!!! Cracker, you can't smell shit any how with them sniffles you got, anyway! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

true my sense of smell isn't the best:)

CraigA 02-19-2003 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
Don't drink Boost. That stuff gets you gas like no tomorrow! And I think Craig and Rocki now know who's been doing the driveby's at your office. Hehe...

WG

Yep, we know.:winkwink:


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