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How Many GFY'ers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
 
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

1 admin to move it to the Lighting section.

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section.

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

5 to flame the spell checkers.

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

1 Paul Markham who claims was in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct way of lighting a room on a budget while shooting content for magazines.

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

7 postbots to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Rochard 01-09-2013 02:44 PM

Holy shit that's classic.

Fat Panda 01-09-2013 02:46 PM

youve got far too much time on your hands

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-09-2013 02:52 PM

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Lig...f9_2252854.jpg

:stoned

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kurtov 01-09-2013 02:55 PM

There should be a joke section to this forum, and this post should be moved to there.

Bryan G 01-09-2013 02:56 PM

Amazing!!! Lmao!

Phoenix 01-09-2013 03:00 PM

oh shit someone stole all the lightbulbs
hey look free drinks

Farang 01-09-2013 03:02 PM

Sounds about right haha

Penny24Seven 01-09-2013 03:15 PM

10 people who post meaningless fucking gif image thinking they are funny when it has nothing to do with the thread at all

Penny24Seven 01-09-2013 03:16 PM

1/3 back in the day could have done it with that many since it was so easy

Axel_Crak 01-09-2013 03:18 PM

Lightbulbs peoples are SCAMMERS like cams peoples...

spiederman 01-09-2013 03:29 PM

you forgot 3 sponsors that claim to have the highest pay per lightbulb

kristin 01-09-2013 03:30 PM

This is awesome.

Juicy D. Links 01-09-2013 04:00 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

seeandsee 01-09-2013 04:03 PM

lol i cant afford lightbulb :D

prezzz 01-09-2013 04:18 PM

How many SEO experts does it take to change a light bulb, lightbulb, light, bulb, lamp, lighting, switch, sex, xxx, hardcore

ilnjscb 01-09-2013 04:41 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


2 people to post "Yeah, you scamming cocknozzle! Ask Kevin how you stole my lightbulb after the '97 convention and then took a shit on it!"

wehateporn 01-09-2013 04:46 PM


ilnjscb 01-09-2013 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 19417465)
10 people who post meaningless fucking gif image thinking they are funny when it has nothing to do with the thread at all

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
http://25.media.tumblr.com/aaf66eacb...a803o1_500.gif

Jman 01-09-2013 04:51 PM

You forgot

1 to take a pic of the lightbulb, watermark and then post about how he spent a cool weekend taking pics of a guy changing a light bulb ;)

L-Pink 01-09-2013 04:55 PM

My light bulb was user uploaded.

prezzz 01-09-2013 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19417613)
My light bulb was user uploaded.

:1orglaugh

TisMe 01-09-2013 05:41 PM

Hahaha!

Missing the rogue lightbulb posts and those who announce they will pull all links to lightbulbs :)

Penny24Seven 01-09-2013 05:54 PM

lightbulbs are better in the USA

would your lightbulb last longer if you had a gun?

Penny24Seven 01-09-2013 05:55 PM

you just signed up to GFY so your info on lightbulbs means nothing to us

Dead 01-09-2013 06:04 PM

Answer 165 ;) What do I win????

CYF 01-09-2013 06:08 PM

2 people to post about the burned out lightbulb being a government conspiracy.

shake 01-09-2013 06:46 PM

There's gotta be a poo joke in there somewhere too.

ColBigBalls 01-09-2013 06:49 PM

First Obama takes Yer guns then he takes yer lights!!

kane 01-09-2013 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColBigBalls (Post 19417748)
First Obama takes Yer guns then he takes yer lights!!

You beat me to it: 3 to blame the current president for the light bulb burning out.

kane 01-09-2013 07:40 PM

Also don't forget: 4 conspiracy theory nuts to post how if the mainstream media would report on the real hazards of light bulbs the world would see how deadly they really are, but most of us are just sheep that are too stupid to care so we will just go on using light bulbs like idiots.

kristin 01-09-2013 07:46 PM

This thread cracks me up.

Relentless 01-09-2013 07:59 PM

Brilliant

TisMe 01-09-2013 08:05 PM

Since you turn the lightbulb to the right to put it in and illuminate the room it must be some right wing/ Illuminati conspiracy.

But as you turn it to the left to take it out this must be a liberal plot to keep us in the dark.

JamesM 01-09-2013 10:28 PM

Lightbulb pulled


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