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iSpyCams 01-10-2013 12:29 PM

Alert: ACTUAL BUSINESS THREAD: Free (almost) money inside
 
I need 5 independent reviews of my paid Cam-site. I will pay for them.

This will be a confidential review. You are not allowed to publish your review nor the site URL until the official launch. I can publish your review or portions of it here on GFY if I see fit.

Terms are as follows:

I reserve the right to accept you or not in this promotion. If I think you are an asshole or a full time troll you will not be accepted. If only trolls and assholes apply I may accept you anyway, in which case I reserve the right to say mean things to and about you.

Payout by Paypal only.

Half upfront, half on delivery of review.

Payment amount based on post count.

under 1000 posts do not qualify

1000 to 2499 posts $50
2500 to 4999 posts $100
5000 to 9999 posts $150
10000 and up $200

You will be given a test credit card # to sign up with and enough site credits for 30 minutes of private shows. Your membership will be good for 24 hours, this can be extended as necessary, people got shit to do I know.

You must give an honest review of:

Site design, including color scheme, general impression and useability.

Tour design, signup process and transparency.

Site functionality, speed or lack thereof, ease of use or lack thereof, features or lack thereof.

Cam girls, their looks, hospitality, communication skills and entertainment skills.

Feedback emails, transaction receipts, and the information included therein.

Apply by posting below. After 24 hours I will select 5 people to participate. but I may let it run a little longer if nobody gives a shit. Guaranteed 72 hour max. Preference will be given to those who I perceive to have the most industry experience. If less than 3 qualified people apply I may cancel the promotion.

my ICQ is 353 496 007 If you have a different messenger such as skype or Yahoo leave me your contact info I will contact you.

Dirty F 01-10-2013 12:32 PM

I need to shave my balls. Been a week.

epitome 01-10-2013 12:33 PM

Save yourself some money man... paying $200 for a review is way too much.

Have luck!

vdbucks 01-10-2013 12:33 PM

I don't run an active review site, but I'd be glad to look your site over for nothing and give ya my thoughts heh... not many actual business threads go on in here anymore so gotta boost the few...

woj 01-10-2013 12:34 PM

Are you looking for a "review", as in few paragraphs of professionally written text? or more like honest feedback?

vdbucks 01-10-2013 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 19418851)
Are you looking for a "review", as in few paragraphs of professionally written text? or more like honest feedback?

I think he's looking for - honest - review site type material, but I could be mistaken. Not a bad way to try and help boost a site at launch though.

epitome 01-10-2013 12:36 PM

If you are actually willing to pay me $200 for an hour of my time then I will certainly write a review for you. I don't make $200/hr. elsewhere.

That's $416k a year on an 8 hour day.

iSpyCams 01-10-2013 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19418846)
I need to shave my balls. Been a week.

You gonna review my site? You are welcome to.

iSpyCams 01-10-2013 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19418855)
If you are actually willing to pay me $200 for an hour of my time then I will certainly write a review for you. I don't make $200/hr. elsewhere.

That's $416k a year on an 8 hour day.

I know its a lot but its a one time thing. I am looking for actual consulting here, that is the purpose of the review.

iSpyCams 01-10-2013 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdbucks (Post 19418854)
I think he's looking for - honest - review site type material, but I could be mistaken. Not a bad way to try and help boost a site at launch though.

Honest feedback.

sandman! 01-10-2013 12:40 PM

hit me up i can do this icq in sig

iSpyCams 01-10-2013 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 19418851)
Are you looking for a "review", as in few paragraphs of professionally written text? or more like honest feedback?

Honest feedback, like what stupid mistakes am I making that I need to get fixed right away before too many people see them, etc.

epitome 01-10-2013 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 19418858)
I know its a lot but its a one time thing. I am looking for actual consulting here, that is the purpose of the review.

That is mighty generous. I used to charge a big site $30/review but the work was essentially limitless. Good deal for a one time thing.

vdbucks 01-10-2013 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 19418860)
Honest feedback.

I can do that.. no need to pay me for it though. Hit me up on icq if interested 612571370, or not if you're not

Klen 01-10-2013 12:46 PM

Lol,i just wanted to remove gfy from my bookmarks and then i see an actual business thread with request to do what i usually do.Added you on icq.

woj 01-10-2013 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 19418864)
Honest feedback, like what stupid mistakes am I making that I need to get fixed right away before too many people see them, etc.

sign me up then... :)

xNetworx 01-10-2013 12:47 PM

Good luck :thumbsup

iSpyCams 01-10-2013 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 19418862)
hit me up i can do this icq in sig

OK Sandman is kind enough to do it for free so still 5 slots left!

Klen 01-10-2013 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 19418890)
OK Sandman is kind enough to do it for free so still 5 slots left!

Sent you 2 messages on icq,do you see them?

Relentless 01-10-2013 12:54 PM

I have reviewed literally 1,000s of websites, I own several hundred of my own sites and have consulted on dozens of major brand sites for clients. If you are interested in a review of your site, feel free to contact me via email or ICQ. You can look over my public portfolio at www.EngineFood.com and I can supply plenty of client testimonials or referrals about my work. Once I see your site I can give you a brief free review and if you want to work together beyond that we can arrange a set price for any additional work, regardless of whether it takes 100 words or 100,000 words to help you with your own internal site evaluation.

With all due respect, the fascination people have with valuing text on a 'per word' basis is badly misguided. If honest feedback is your goal, you are better off paying based on the value of the feedback. 10,000 words is 20-30 pages of text... anyone who sends you a 30 page document either doesn't know how to get their point across in a succinct manner or is word-stuffing to earn an extra $150.00. Most of the actionable feedback you will get probably makes more sense to be written as 'bullet points' with brief descriptions that can be discussed or elaborated on later if it interests you. :2 cents:

Markul 01-10-2013 12:57 PM

I'm game.. but not until tomorrow (that is 24 hours from now). Hit me up on ICQ tomorrow if you want me to take a look.

Chris 01-10-2013 01:03 PM

I'll do it for you but instead of giving me the money can you donate the money to charity?

Nicky 01-10-2013 01:04 PM

edit: I now see he means GFY posts and not amount of words in the review lol

RyuLion 01-10-2013 01:09 PM

Wow! Good deal for the right person! :)

sarettah 01-10-2013 01:09 PM

Well my post count only qualifies me for $100 so fuck that.


:disgust

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Rebel D 01-10-2013 01:16 PM

I Always love to give honest feedback. good or bad.

Spunky 01-10-2013 01:22 PM

How do you feel about Canadians?

iSpyCams 01-10-2013 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 19418895)
Sent you 2 messages on icq,do you see them?

Not getting your messages. I got messages from 2 others so not sure what the issue is.

iSpyCams 01-10-2013 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 19418951)
How do you feel about Canadians?

Got no problem with Canandians. Now Uzbekistanis, ARE ASSHOLES! FUCK THEM!

iSpyCams 01-10-2013 01:32 PM

Honestly there are enough replies in this thread from qualified people to stop right now but I said I would let it run for 24 hours so I am gonna stand by my word on that. I am out to take care of some offline stuff but I will check back tomorrow and announce the winners. I know I haven't replied to everyone, but I will read the thread again carefully tomorrow. (more likely tonight but for sure tomorrow)

RubyGoodnight 01-10-2013 01:34 PM

I'd be up for this, but my lack of post-whoring seems to hold me back. :-/

fuzebox 01-10-2013 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relentless (Post 19418904)
With all due respect, the fascination people have with valuing text on a 'per word' basis is badly misguided. If honest feedback is your goal, you are better off paying based on the value of the feedback. 10,000 words is 20-30 pages of text... anyone who sends you a 30 page document either doesn't know how to get their point across in a succinct manner or is word-stuffing to earn an extra $150.00. Most of the actionable feedback you will get probably makes more sense to be written as 'bullet points' with brief descriptions that can be discussed or elaborated on later if it interests you. :2 cents:

He is referring to GFY postcount, not words :error

Relentless 01-10-2013 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 19418975)
He is referring to GFY postcount, not words :error

Ahh my error... couldn't figure out why anyone would want a 10,000 word doc for this :1orglaugh

Now it makes some sense.

loreen 01-10-2013 01:56 PM

Sure, I can give a honest review and maybe some design insights if needed :)
Let me know and good luck with your site!

Klen 01-10-2013 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 19418959)
Not getting your messages. I got messages from 2 others so not sure what the issue is.

Sent you another 3 messages still nothing.What is your skype id,let's try with that.

facialfreak 01-10-2013 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19418878)
That is mighty generous. I used to charge a big site $30/review but the work was essentially limitless. Good deal for a one time thing.

To be honest ... the info he can compile by such reviews -- if executed properly -- is worth it to him, and in any other business, is easily worth the 50-200 dollars ....

The Adult industry because over-saturated somewhere around 2003 - around the time that third world countries with cheap wages got broadband internet - and in order to compete with all the competition, designers, writers, image editors, picture croppers, and pretty much all other service providers began grossly undercharging for their services ...

KUDOS to you pompousjohn for realizing the value in asking for a particular type of service, and being willing to pay fair value for the same!

You are a dying breed in this industry man!! :winkwink:

BTW ... for $100, I would be glad to give you my honest review ...

I am a cam site user from time to time, as well, I ran a design company in the past (GAMARAYS.COM), so I would be willing to give you my insights. I will be very honest with you what I like and dislike - what works for me, and what does not .... sure, sign me up

eljefe |AT| a1webolutions |DOT| com

My skype is: a1websolutions

kane 01-10-2013 05:08 PM

I would love to do this for you. I have written many site reviews so I am sure I can give you a high quality, honest, accurate review that will deliver all the information you need about this site.

I have many samples if you would like to see them.

Good luck with the project.

24/7 Blogging Crew 01-10-2013 05:10 PM

Hit us up :)

CaptainHowdy 01-10-2013 05:12 PM

Wouldn't mind doing it, will you accept "poetic licenses" in the review?? My e-mail is: [email protected].

Dirty F 01-10-2013 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 19418857)
You gonna review my site? You are welcome to.

Nah sorry, can't be bothered i think.

Dirty F 01-10-2013 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relentless (Post 19418904)
I have reviewed literally 1,000s of websites, I own several hundred of my own sites and have consulted on dozens of major brand sites for clients. If you are interested in a review of your site, feel free to contact me via email or ICQ. You can look over my public portfolio at www.EngineFood.com and I can supply plenty of client testimonials or referrals about my work. Once I see your site I can give you a brief free review and if you want to work together beyond that we can arrange a set price for any additional work, regardless of whether it takes 100 words or 100,000 words to help you with your own internal site evaluation.

With all due respect, the fascination people have with valuing text on a 'per word' basis is badly misguided. If honest feedback is your goal, you are better off paying based on the value of the feedback. 10,000 words is 20-30 pages of text... anyone who sends you a 30 page document either doesn't know how to get their point across in a succinct manner or is word-stuffing to earn an extra $150.00. Most of the actionable feedback you will get probably makes more sense to be written as 'bullet points' with brief descriptions that can be discussed or elaborated on later if it interests you. :2 cents:

:eek7


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BareBacked 01-10-2013 05:43 PM

I will review it

adultmobile 01-10-2013 06:05 PM

I guess competing cam site guy may be more a spy than a reviewer eh?

Slap Dot 01-10-2013 09:45 PM

not enough posts

hony 01-10-2013 11:32 PM

Maybe you should try to get people who actually understand cam sites to give you feedback... asking for "reviews" is attracting generic paysite reviewers; and we all know that is really different market to cams.

sandman! 01-10-2013 11:51 PM

wow how many people in this thread are clueless

lol

im hopping on going to watch to t&a and email feedback :)

blonda80 01-11-2013 03:34 AM

icq 435 210 585
Almost 7 years experience with paysites, sponsors, webmasters etc in adult
I worked on a position where I saw what sites convert or not so I can give out a few tips on that matter

DamianJ 01-11-2013 04:01 AM

What the OP wants is someone that knows the market to consult and go over his site to check for any problems, show stoppers, or tweaks that could improve it.

He doesn't want a 1c a word reviewer to write praise and submit it to a review site.

lagcam 01-11-2013 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hony (Post 19419675)
Maybe you should try to get people who actually understand cam sites to give you feedback... asking for "reviews" is attracting generic paysite reviewers; and we all know that is really different market to cams.

THIS guy knows about cam sites.

But having a critically acclaimed cam site with shiny features and beautiful girls doesn't necessarily mean you will be a success. What is under the hood, that the customers never see is what makes or breaks a site.

iSpyCams 01-11-2013 09:24 AM

Thanks everyone for your participation. I have already gotten some excellent feedback from Sandman, as I had imagined there are some glaring issues that I am too close to the project to see.

Some of you have commented that I am paying too much, I know that $25 or $30 SHOULD be enough to get this done, however my thinking is that the people I want consulting from are people who are already succesful enough to have a reason to post 10,000 times on this board and who are not going to stop what they are doing and focus on improving someone else's business for any length of time without a good reason.


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