best 'tweet' so far today:
 

"I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister." :thumbsup

Tweeter is stupid :2 cents:

note to self: don't do any business with this guy :2 cents:

good one, too bad i can't translate joke to local language

Good one but so old. :)

As seen on a bumper sticker in a bingo parking lot in 1982.

Isn't that a line for a NOFX song?

best bumper sticker I've seen is "of course I'm drunk, I'm no stunt driver"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

good one, old one.

Yeah Twitter, all it is is a place to put witty one liners online, instead of on a tee shirt or bumper stick (as somebody mentioned above).

Twitter is retarded.

I refuse to use twitter.

Tweeter might be stupid, but it is good for business.

My favorite was, "yes, I'm a photographer. No, I won't photograph your fucking wedding."

I would shoot a wedding for money though... AND I have lots of experience shooting honeymoons :thumbsup

LOL damn funny!

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