Shotsie |
01-20-2013 11:46 AM |
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Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter
(Post 19431825)
damn, thats not a bad idea for a reality site...
beats 95% of the other reality sites.
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I got an idea for a reality site. I know this is going to sound crazy, but hear me out: How about you start a site with young, attractive people who appear to actually like each other having sex in non-gymnastic positions until he ejaculates in her? I want a porn where the chicks look like normal bar chicks except SLIGHTLY better caliber than anyone I might've pulled in the past. I want the chicks in porn to look like the kind of girls I would've fucked if I were the slightly better looking version of myself, and I was in a band. I want a chick who, while she is self-evidently a porn star, does NOT have a tattoo on her lower back, or cartoonishly fake tits, or rhinestones embedded in her fucking face, or black roots with platinum blonde tips, or not-even-trying huge fake eyelashes, or a spray-on tan and artificially bleached gaping asshole and hideous back tattoo from the tat shop?s bigass trapper keeper of generic drunk Scottsdale Arizona chick art. Who doesn't theatrically scream and talk non-stop contrived shit and get spat on while some jerkoff with a steroidally-shrunken waxed nut sack jams his foot in her asshole, after which she begs for a load on her face or whatever for the five minutes it takes him to jack off until he can cum - which no woman, once, ever in history has done for any reason except second-guessing what her douchebag boyfriend might like.
Just shoot a "creampie" scene where you have a couple fucking and then he starts going a little faster, then suddenly grabs her real hard and pushes into her while holding her in a deathgrip like a koala bear on a eucalyptus and makes a dopey face likes he?s taking a shit and then relaxes. Which is all I want to do in life, you know, just cum in a chick and then relax. But you can?t see that in porn.
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