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Struggle4Bucks 01-20-2013 06:16 PM

Any Dutch guy's here...
 
that managed to build up a good walking business despite the fact that english is not their first language?:1orglaugh

kyro 01-20-2013 06:23 PM

WTF you talking about faggot ?

Struggle4Bucks 01-20-2013 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by kyro (Post 19435199)
WTF you talking about faggot ?

If you're not dutch you dont understand the joke... if you're dutch and didn't understand the joke you're a dutch faggot allready retarded from syfilis... but you are a retarded cocksucking faggot anyway!

kyro 01-20-2013 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 19435201)
If you're not dutch you dont understand the joke... if you're dutch and didn't understand the joke you're a dutch faggot allready retarded from syfilis... but you are a retarded cocksucking faggot anyway!

so you saying you are a faggot then

Struggle4Bucks 01-20-2013 06:47 PM

For you there is only one way to find out if i'm a faggot: turn around, bend over and drop your pantyhose...

....if it feels warm and like 36mm then it's my hard one sticking in your ass and you could say that i'm some kind of a faggot...

...if it feels cold and like 9mm and you hear "click" then you know defenitely that i'm not a faggot...

CyberHustler 01-20-2013 07:24 PM

In my hood (and many others) a "dutch guy" or "dutch boy" is an insult towards the person who always gets sent to the store for things like dutch masters, phillies, rolling papers, beer, etc.

Struggle4Bucks 01-20-2013 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 19435258)
In my hood (and many others) a "dutch guy" or "dutch boy" is an insult towards the person who always gets sent to the store for things like dutch masters, phillies, rolling papers, beer, etc.

oh ok... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

In my hood the "dutch guys" are the persons that organize their billion euro business... from growing it to packing it to distributing it all over the world. And then "de loopjongetjes" selling it on the streets...

What is it with all the Dutch "things"... like dutch oven, and dutch bill... are there really idiots out there thinking we fart in bed with a girl? or we let them pay their part of the bill?:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Struggle4Bucks 01-20-2013 07:44 PM

... but... "dutch guy" could also just mean a guy from holland:-)

mineistaken 01-20-2013 08:49 PM

Waiting for dirty frank or roald to confirm this joke

Supz 01-20-2013 10:01 PM

I use phillies myself. dutchies are rough on the lungs.

Roald 01-20-2013 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19435320)
Waiting for dirty frank or roald to confirm this joke

Its hardly a joke

xXXtesy10 01-20-2013 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 19435192)
that managed to build up a good walking business despite the fact that english is not their first language?:1orglaugh

Follow the weed and pirate sites bro..

Godsmack 01-21-2013 01:32 AM

I guess i am a faggot then :(

DWB 01-21-2013 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 19435192)
that managed to build up a good walking business despite the fact that english is not their first language?:1orglaugh

http://www.bimmerboard.com/members/t...goldmember.jpg

Struggle4Bucks 01-21-2013 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19435667)

:1orglaugh

Mike Dutch 01-21-2013 03:57 AM

yuuppppp

Struggle4Bucks 01-21-2013 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 19435446)
Its hardly a joke

I heard some dutch guy stutter in english talking about his "good walking business"...
I pissed my pants and thought it was hilarious...

Frank21 01-21-2013 04:12 AM

At least we can all speak at least 3 languages as "Dutch guys", instead of expecting the whole world to speak the superiour dutch language.

Struggle4Bucks 01-21-2013 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Godsmack (Post 19435534)
I guess i am a faggot then :(

Allright allright allright... let me try to heal your homosexuality and your case of syfilis...:)

Some guy trying to say in english: "ik heb een goedlopende zaak...". Now what he does is translate the words one on one... but sometimes you can't just translate the words one on one... He should have said: I have a successful business... instead he translated into a "good walking business" which sounds hilarious.

Now picture a dutch guy saying in broken english to a English guy: "I have a good walking business" and the English guy's face like: uhhh a what? you sell shoes?

Marie 01-21-2013 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 19435821)
Allright allright allright... let me try to heal your homosexuality and your case of syfilis...:)

Some guy trying to say in english: "ik heb een goedlopende zaak...". Now what he does is translate the words one on one... but sometimes you can't just translate the words one on one... He should have said: I have a successful business... instead he translated into a "good walking business" which sounds hilarious.

Now picture a dutch guy saying in broken english to a English guy: "I have a good walking business" and the English guy's face like: uhhh a what? you sell shoes?

Thanks for explaining that joke for all of us that didn't find it funny anyway. It's always good to explain jokes. Always.

Presnus 01-21-2013 07:35 AM

Belgian here!

Struggle4Bucks 01-21-2013 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Marie (Post 19435879)
Thanks for explaining that joke for all of us that didn't find it funny anyway. It's always good to explain jokes. Always.

You should check out a doctor... you might have a tumor in your humor!

mule 01-21-2013 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marie (Post 19435879)
Thanks for explaining that joke for all of us that didn't find it funny anyway. It's always good to explain jokes. Always.

:)
Hi Marie, long time no see :)

mineistaken 01-21-2013 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 19435821)
Allright allright allright... let me try to heal your homosexuality and your case of syfilis...:)

Some guy trying to say in english: "ik heb een goedlopende zaak...". Now what he does is translate the words one on one... but sometimes you can't just translate the words one on one... He should have said: I have a successful business... instead he translated into a "good walking business" which sounds hilarious.

Now picture a dutch guy saying in broken english to a English guy: "I have a good walking business" and the English guy's face like: uhhh a what? you sell shoes?

Got it. In some languages it could be said "good standing business" :)

Pornopat 01-21-2013 09:20 AM

Sorry man...on behalve of all the dutchies on this board sofar...
Thumbs down on the joke.
That joke did not walk so nice.
:(

Struggle4Bucks 01-21-2013 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 19436092)
Sorry man...on behalve of all the dutchies on this board sofar...
Thumbs down on the joke.
That joke did not walk so nice.
:(

It was not a joke it was something that happend and i found it highly humoristic when it happend. Indeed it didn't "walk":1orglaugh so nice :1orglaugh

nvaonline 01-21-2013 11:26 AM

you better run out of here :)

Struggle4Bucks 01-21-2013 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by nvaonline (Post 19436338)
you better run out of here :)

Oh no... why should I?

I think it's funny... The thing that makes it not funny is the fact that people didn't get it... and then starting to piss vinegar because they didn't get it. Is it my fault that people didn't get it? If you don't think it's a funny situation, then you normally just move on... when you want to let someone know in a certain way that something is not funny, then you're pissing vinegar because something stepped on your toe...

Maybe the dutch should start a breedingprogram to increase the general level of IQ.
After let's say a thousand years living closely together... who can assure us that we are not all fucking with our nephews and nieces...

Mike Dutch 01-21-2013 11:54 AM

what joke , was it edited?

mineistaken 01-21-2013 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Dutch (Post 19436394)
what joke , was it edited?

post 19.


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