The kb awards- did u win?
 

I havent been around here lately, mostly cause I don't need to be. I deal with only a select few when it comes to marketing and PR.
However, after attending two weeks of trade shows both in adult and non adult, I had to make up my own awards cause a week in Vegas will make you do weird shit.


"Most Annoying Person to Shake Hands with a Tradeshow": WINNER-Max Hardcore.
He edged out Porno Dan by a knuckle. Both of these perverts should be locked up in a mental institution or jail. How many times can Max come over to a table and introduce himself? Back to Solitary Confinement Cowboy.

The "I Think People Forgot I was Nuts Award" WINNER: Chris Lebrun Chris 2.0, 3.0, 4.0

Drugs and anti psychotic drugs make people do and say weird things, however when you are weird and sober, there is no excuse. Good to see you and Lori Z back at trade shows :-)

"Best Shakedown at a Tradeshow Award"- WINNER: FSC Free Speech Coalition pulled the most gangster move ever in the adult biz, by almost literally locking the doors of the XBIZ Awards and shaking down every company left that makes adult movies. Gangster Gangster.

"Their Camera Was Everywhere Award"- Winner: JFK often imitated but never duplicated Julius is still as ubiquitous at a tradeshow as "Pink Eye".

More will be revealed later....check my twitter @kevinblatt

Heheheh KB.... Oui Oui!!! Comment ca vas mon ami :thumbsup

you should be a comedian!!!

BTW got something interesting for Peach, have her email me if interested.

Ha... hilarious. Well done.

will do

whats your email?

Damn, I didn't even know or would have licked your hand or something...haha

"Worst Music in a Hotel Elevator"- Thanks to the Jersey Boys being the house show at the Paris Hotel I had to endure " You're Just To Good To Be True" repeatedly with the worst hangovers known to mankind.

Frankie Valli and his Four Seasons can suck my big fat dick

"Best Exhibition By Little People" WINNER: Mini Kiss. With lots of little people in attendance for this year's porn show in Vegas, MINI KISS at Club Vinyl reigned supreme!
While I was personally let down that Steve Hirsch from Vivid wasn't playing the Demon, Gene Simmons, it was still a riot.

Best Bone-in rib-eyes that went undigested and took days to filter out: Carnevino

#bowelspackle

"Best Outfit by Non Help" WINNER: Mark Blazing from Blazing Bucks rocked the "Tennessee Tuxedo" look at XBIZ. WHile he and his lovely wife Marjie looked stunning....the waiters' at the Hyatt looked very confused when he barked out " Where are my bottles?" and sat at his table.
:-))

biggest sellout award: baddog

biggest loser award: nathan for getting kicked out of manwin

biggest winner award: Bobby Rica for being promoted to new front man of Manwin

biggest freak award: Donny Pauling

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awesome haha

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Most entertaining show thread...... this one.

This is funny because I can see everything playing out in my head...

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I usually don't agree with your sense of taste KB,

but even I must concede you hit the nail on the head with this one :)

Thanks for the Award KBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB:thumbsup:thumbsup

KB! Why the hate of PD? Does it have to do with VD, AA, or VOD?

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lolz.... :)

Those categories could easily apply to any adult convention, too.

I recall the first BondCon2001 in Queens, NY - just after 9/11 - and the same types of characters were omni-present. We had a guy who managed to constantly get his camera in everyone's face from start-to-finish. I was almost convinced he must've been twins or triplets - he was everywhere. Does the world really need pics of adult webmasters outside the hotel having a smoke? :1orglaugh

And when you mentioned "most annoying guy to shake hands with" - I instantly thought of this one guy (a fairly household name in adult - I won't mention here) - came over to our booth to introduce himself - although I already recognized who he was...and proceeded to fawn all over us and say what a big fan he was of our work. At first I was humbled - but he kept gushing on and on to the point it became almost an embarrassment. And he kept it up for three solid days - always wanting to shake hands each time he wandered over to our table. It got rather weird.

I'd add "the Fanboy Award". Although BondCon was primarily a BDSM/fetish producer and webmaster convention, one guy I recall was flaunting himself as some sort of producer, but as we came to realize was merely a fanboy who spent all his time bulk downloading everyone's websites with stolen usernames/passwords off IRC. He put on a pretty good act, albeit - he had a few convinced he was a content producer. :1orglaugh

Boneprone called that guy over to our table at the traffic dinner... I got up and went home. Seriously. Told everybody bye and out the door I went.

I'm sure Bonerone got a good laugh out of it :1orglaugh

Congratzzz man!

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I love you :thumbsup

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Kevin Blatt ‏@kevinblatt
Highlight of my week, Pornstar: my bag is an Hermes. KB: "it's a knock off, it should be spelled, "Herpes"

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I feel slighted, just for that next time I see you get a giant hug and a kiss on the cheek.

My Fav 'Max Hardcore' moment was in 04/05?

We were all hanging out at the circle bar after the awards, and max was running about waving his award in the air, saying 'Hi, I'm Max Hardcore - I've just won an award...'

People are saying well done and congratulations etc...

Following day, it was clear that the actual *style* of the award had changed... He had brought an old award with him, and was showing it off!

That years award trophies looked totally different ! :upsidedow

:helpme

I heard they gave the "Best Free Website" award to pornhub.com and then when everybody started complaining, they made up another award just for FreeOnes.com - "Best Fan Site" (or something like that).

I think you *may* be confusing AVN & XBiz...

Thanks, I accept the price and will use it to save the whales, or was it dolphins :Oh crap:thumbsup

Oh yeah? Maybe be...
There are too many awards anyway.

Awards = $$$ :2 cents:

LOL that's awesome