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Chris 01-23-2013 04:42 PM

Man shoots himself in the penis
 
I cringe ready the story ;/


http://guardian.co.tt/news/2013-01-2...shooting-penis


A security guard remains warded under police guard at the San Fernando General Hospital after shooting off his penis in Rio Claro, yesterday. Police said around 8 am they received a call from a resident that a gunshot was heard coming from a parked car. The police responded and found a 33-year-old man slumped behind the steering wheel.


He was bleeding from his groin area and a .38 firearm with four rounds of ammunition was found in his right front pocket. The man, who said he lived in Lopinot, was taken to the San Fernando General Hospital where he remains warded under police guard. Investigators conducted a trace on the man and found out that he did not possess a firearm users? licence. He is expected to be charged for illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition.

Meanwhile, in a separate incident, police are searching for two men who staged a robbery in Marabella. Investigators said around 1.30 am, Aleem Hosein, 20, and Amar Seelal, 26, both of Marabella were liming at Ramsamooj Street when two men walked up to them and asked for directions.

One of the men then pulled out a gun and robbed the men of two cell phones and $80. The robbers escaped in a waiting white car. Marabella police are continuing investigations.

sandman! 01-23-2013 04:45 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Rockhound 01-23-2013 05:30 PM

You think he's for gun control now?:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CrocMint 01-23-2013 05:33 PM

OK, good.
I was afraid of this could happen because penis pills didnt work.

JFK 01-23-2013 06:40 PM

Juicy was looking for a gun, anyone seen him lately ??:helpme

CyberHustler 01-23-2013 06:52 PM

It says he actually shot his penis off... :Oh crap

Rochard 01-23-2013 06:56 PM

I hate it when that happens.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-23-2013 10:48 PM

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http://www.partynet.co.za/images/pro...sses-p2016.jpg

:stoned

ADG

Dirty F 01-24-2013 05:25 AM

If his penis had an AR-15 this wouldn't have happened.

rowan 01-24-2013 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 19440950)
It says he actually shot his penis off... :Oh crap

Nickname is now Stumpy.

CurrentlySober 01-24-2013 06:04 AM

i cant afford a penis... :(

ottopottomouse 01-24-2013 06:37 AM

Surprised he didn't bleed to death.

scottybuzz 01-24-2013 08:26 AM

this wouldn't have happened if there was armed security guards looking after the regular security guards.

Archibald_Tuttle 01-24-2013 09:32 AM

People will fap for that type of content.

John-ACWM 01-24-2013 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19441199)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

idolbucks 01-24-2013 11:20 PM

He is expected to be charged for illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition.

Ouch.

brassmonkey 01-24-2013 11:26 PM

fuck mother fuckers that want gun control :2 cents: drunks kill people every fucking year and cars still roll the streets.

Dirty F 01-24-2013 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19443040)
fuck mother fuckers that want gun control :2 cents: drunks kill people every fucking year and cars still roll the streets.

Fuck, you are a retard. Unbelievable. What is it with gun owners and low iq's?

purecane 01-25-2013 09:52 AM

John bobbet comes to mind


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