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crockett 01-30-2013 04:13 AM

Planet of the Apes... (or Indonesia)
 
You just can't make this shit up.. The Monkeys are attacking villages.. it's all over now..


A mob of wild monkeys has gone on a rampage in a village in eastern Indonesia, entering houses and attacking residents. Seven people were injured, including one who is in critical condition.

Ambo Ella, a spokesman for Sidendeng Rappang District in South Sulawesi province, says the surprise attack by about 10 monkeys happened in Toddang Pulu village.

He said Wednesday that a 16-year-old boy was badly bitten in the attack Monday and is being treated at the hospital.

He believes the troop came from a nearby forest protected by a local tribe. It's unclear why the monkeys, which are usually afraid of humans and flee when they hear human voices, emerged and attacked.

Local authorities are investigating to find out what prompted the attack, which caused panic among villagers.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-...nesia-village/

Markul 01-30-2013 04:21 AM

Go for the eyes abu!

HushMoney 01-30-2013 04:22 AM

http://i.qkme.me/357h8k.jpg

kane 01-30-2013 04:27 AM

A friend of mine that was in the Marines said when he was stationed in the Philipines the base had a lot of monkey's around it and they would get aggressive and attack you or throw poo and/or rocks and sticks at you. He said when it was your turn to stand watch they gave you a nightstick called the monkey be good stick that you could use to club them if they got too aggressive.

Roald 01-30-2013 04:34 AM

In Borneo these monkey fuckers would steal your food from your plate and would bite you if you didnt give up. 1 guy with a stick had to protect us lmao. Good times.

Mr Pheer 01-30-2013 05:14 AM

If the people had guns this wouldnt be happening.

AllAboutCams 01-30-2013 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 19452009)
If the people had guns this wouldnt be happening.

What happens when the monkey's get guns?

seeandsee 01-30-2013 05:58 AM

they will rule post nuclear world

CaptainHowdy 01-30-2013 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HushMoney (Post 19451972)

Ahahahahahahaha!

Markul 01-30-2013 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19452023)
What happens when the monkey's get guns?

They shoot themselves, each other and anyone that doesn't duck :1orglaugh

Seth Manson 01-30-2013 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19452023)
What happens when the monkey's get guns?

I think I saw that on Netflix

crockett 01-30-2013 07:16 AM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KsM4dcmNDB...eywithguns.jpg

Archibald_Tuttle 01-30-2013 07:23 AM

Cool! Soldiers can now have a challenging target to practice on.


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