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ReggieDurango 02-03-2013 06:13 PM

Beyonce shaves her box
 
i can see!!

this halftime show is kind of weird

brassmonkey 02-03-2013 06:16 PM

she looks great! destiny's child man shes making that paper! work that shit sista!

L-Pink 02-03-2013 06:16 PM

Lynyrd Skynyrd for 2014!

ReggieDurango 02-03-2013 06:18 PM

I thought last year's with Madonna (was that last year?) was more entertaining... but beyonce still's got some time left to take this!

Mutt 02-03-2013 06:19 PM

i'm a middle aged guy so it's definitely not for me but she's nice eye candy

what is she, 1/8th black?

ReggieDurango 02-03-2013 06:20 PM

Ok, with that "Halo" performance energy I take back my previous comments... that was awesome! She was all headbanging and grinding and screaming.
I got wood!

dyna mo 02-03-2013 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19460432)

what is she, 1/8th black?

after the chemical peels

Sarah_Jayne 02-03-2013 06:24 PM

Teenage boys across the country just collectively rushed to the bathroom.

brassmonkey 02-03-2013 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19460432)
i'm a middle aged guy so it's definitely not for me but she's nice eye candy

what is she, 1/8th black?

you a gfy race calculator? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dyna mo 02-03-2013 06:27 PM

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johnnyloadproductions 02-03-2013 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19460432)
i'm a middle aged guy so it's definitely not for me but she's nice eye candy

what is she, 1/8th black?

Funny thing is most Afro-Americans are actually 35% white/europeans, I tell them that is they every get haughty.

2013 02-03-2013 06:40 PM

i like afros

brassmonkey 02-03-2013 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2013 (Post 19460460)
i like afros

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6...eyr3o1_500.jpg

ReggieDurango 02-03-2013 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19460448)

Hmmmmmmm

AdultPornMasta 02-03-2013 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19460438)
after the chemical peels

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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:1orglaugh

2013 02-03-2013 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19460468)

:1orglaugh

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Heath 02-03-2013 08:53 PM

That halftime show was HORRIBLE. She basically spent more time trying to get the crowd involved to prove she wasn't lip syncing than she did singing/stripping.

RyuLion 02-03-2013 08:54 PM

Good for her...

pornsprite 02-03-2013 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19460468)

That's an Afro Puff

cosis 02-03-2013 09:19 PM

show sucked but she looked good, a lot whiter too

2013 02-03-2013 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornsprite (Post 19460652)
That's an Afro Puff

i rock rough and tough with my....

DatePoster 02-03-2013 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2013 (Post 19460670)
i rock rough and tough with my....

rock on with ya bad self

ReggieDurango 02-03-2013 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2013 (Post 19460670)
i rock rough and tough with my....

I rock ruff and stuff with my Afro Puffs
Handcuffed as I bust bout to tear shit up
Oh what did ya think I, didn't ever think I
Would be the one to make you blink eye, I catch you like pink-eye
Never will there ever be another like me
Um you can play the left, 'cause it ain't no right in me
Out the picture out the frame out the box I knock em all
Smack em out the park, like A Friendly Game of Baseball
Grand, slam, yes I am
Kickin up dust and I don't give a god DAMN

keysync 02-03-2013 09:46 PM

Jay-Z now has 100 problems.

brassmonkey 02-03-2013 10:10 PM

paid paid paid

brassmonkey 02-03-2013 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornsprite (Post 19460652)
That's an Afro Puff

glad you looked that shit up :winkwink:

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-03-2013 10:31 PM

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http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1234872397...e_audience.gif

:stoned

ADG

v4 media 02-04-2013 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19460432)
i'm a middle aged guy so it's definitely not for me but she's nice eye candy

what is she, 1/8th black?

She does seem to be getting whiter.

epitome 02-04-2013 02:17 AM

I wish she were my wife. She bought Jay-Z a new jet for his birthday.

Katie-LifeSelector 02-04-2013 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by keysync (Post 19460699)
Jay-Z now has 100 problems.

Jay-Z might have 100 problems now, but a Jet ain't one :)

CamTraffic 02-04-2013 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19460962)
I wish she were my wife. She bought Jay-Z a new jet for his birthday.

You wouldn't be able to spoil her like he does

purecane 02-04-2013 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keysync (Post 19460699)
Jay-Z now has 100 problems.

brilliant!!!!!!

iSpyCams 02-04-2013 09:12 AM

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Scott McD 02-04-2013 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 19461384)

She looks like an amputee :1orglaugh

xNetworx 02-04-2013 12:40 PM

Show was meh and she has legs like Cro Cop

brassmonkey 02-04-2013 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 19461384)

http://www.gq.com/images/entertainme...yonce-gq-1.jpg

BlackCrayon 02-04-2013 01:25 PM

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loreen 02-04-2013 01:29 PM

Have you ever seen her talk?
Her stage persona is 100% different than the talking - Beyonce :)

loreen 02-04-2013 01:46 PM


2013 02-04-2013 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loreen (Post 19464102)
Have you ever seen her talk?
Her stage persona is 100% different than the talking - Beyonce :)

:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 02-04-2013 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 19464095)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Robbie 02-04-2013 01:58 PM

Her show looked like a Vegas show production-wise.

Not really much "singing" or real music being played onstage (a lot of fake horn player chicks dancing around to obvious synthesizer horn parts).

After watching it, I wasn't sure what I had seen. It definitely wasn't a musical act playing in concert.

It was a big visual spectacle and mildly entertaining. And even thought she actually did the vocals...it appeared to me that they deliberately chose pieces of songs that are real, real easy to sing.

Definitely no Celine Dion moments vocally up there.

I'm just not sure what to call what she did: It wasn't really a band playing, a singer singing, or a dancer dancing. It was like a tiny bit of each done kinda half ass with a huge production that produced a very vanilla, sweet syrupy show that left me feeling the same way I do if I read a gossip magazine or watch reality television.

adultchatpay 02-04-2013 07:29 PM

She looks nasty at halftime

StickyGreen 02-04-2013 07:37 PM

I think it's a shame that all the women were dressed up like 2 dollar hookers on a so-called family show...

Guaranteed I'm the only person on this forum who thinks that way lol...

OneHungLo 02-04-2013 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchatpay (Post 19464661)
She looks nasty at halftime

http://i.imgur.com/pBj7av4.jpg

RyuLion 02-04-2013 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 19464667)
I think it's a shame that all the women were dressed up like 2 dollar hookers on a so-called family show...

Guaranteed I'm the only person on this forum who thinks that way lol...

So that means you don't take children alone when you go to Hooters or Tilted Kilt, etc..? :2 cents: :pimp

2013 02-04-2013 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 19464732)
So that means you don't take children alone when you go to Hooters or Tilted Kilt, etc..? :2 cents: :pimp

:1orglaugh he only likes children? or what are u sayin

Robbie 02-04-2013 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 19464667)
I think it's a shame that all the women were dressed up like 2 dollar hookers on a so-called family show...

Guaranteed I'm the only person on this forum who thinks that way lol...

I've never thought of football as being a "family show" before. I guess you're right though.

And God knows we wouldn't want kids seeing good looking women dressed sexy in the middle of a game that is 100% violence. lol

I bet you wouldn't like the "ring girls" at an MMA or Boxing event either. :1orglaugh

StickyGreen 02-04-2013 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19464815)
I've never thought of football as being a "family show" before. I guess you're right though.

And God knows we wouldn't want kids seeing good looking women dressed sexy in the middle of a game that is 100% violence. lol

I bet you wouldn't like the "ring girls" at an MMA or Boxing event either. :1orglaugh

Well it wasn't just some football game, it was the super bowl and was on in practically every house in America...

People will argue... so what? It's on every other TV show and movie anyways... but I think that is also a problem...

bronco67 02-04-2013 10:07 PM

I don't see how someone can get so famous prancing around in those fucked up costumes, singing crappy songs that aren't actually music. It doesn't make sense.


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