US tested new weapon, no meteor in Chelyabinsk
 

If there's truth in this expect many 9/11 Truthers to be killed by 'Asteroids' :2 cents:

US tested new weapon, no meteor in Chelyabinsk ? Russian LibDem leader

The firebrand Russian Liberal Democrat leader Vladimir Zhirinovsky claims that no meteor fell in the Urals on Friday, but rather the US was testing a new weapon.

?You?re like some primitive tribe. What meteorite?? he said, arguing that space is a ?universe that has its own laws.?

Zhirinovsky, more known for clownish political outrage rather than his actual political platform, added: ?When something falls ? it?s man-made. People are warmongers and provocateurs.?

Earlier in the week, US Secretary of State John Kerry reportedly tried and failed to reach Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov by telephone for two consecutive days. The State Department said that Kerry wanted to discuss the recent North Korean nuclear test, as well as the conflict in Syria.

However, Zhirinovsky claimed that the top US diplomat ?wanted to warn Lavrov about the plot and that it may affect Russia,? RIA Novosti reported.

Zhirinovsky, the perennial provocateur who is no stranger to controversy, set the Russian blogosphere alight following his latest off the wall accusation.

Keen to challenge Zhirinovsky?s grip on reality, sandro737 commented on Echo Moskvy: ?It?s not a joke anymore, it?s a [psychiatric] diagnosis.?

User metalag soon responded: ?Let me clarify your diagnosis ? [Zhirinovsky] is not a fool, he?s a jester.?

He also drew in his fair share of supporters.

?Those who criticize Zhirinovsky don?t understand simple matters. Everything he says is possible. We know little about the nature of modern military weaponry, and who can guarantee that NATO is not conducting a new trial,? another user on Lenta.ru commented.

On Thursday, Moscow confirmed that on February 12 it had received Washington?s request to organize an urgent phone conversation between Kerry and Lavrov. The Foreign Ministry said, however, that State Department spokesperson Victoria Nuland was ?inaccurate with her statements? regarding their inability to get in touch with Lavrov for two days.

?Unfortunately, the conversation could not be held because of the intensive schedule of the Russian foreign minister and his working tour to African countries,? Foreign Ministry spokesperson Alexander Lukashenko said.

?We informed the US about this at once. But no new requests were made either February 13 or another day," the diplomat added.


http://rt.com/politics/zhirinovsky-m...an-weapon-316/

seems like a powerful device.

message sent.

If only the poor souls who were injured were wearing their tinfoil hats this could have been prevented :(

:pimp:pimp

Vladimir Zhirinovsky claimed 200 russian made suitcase nukes are "missing"...he is 99% bat shit crazy but I hope to hell he is wrong about the suitcases...

Other explanations:

http://proxy.storify.com/?url=http%3...0a9e2899_7.jpg

http://rack.0.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyM...Guy-Meteor.jpg

http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyM...Cat-Meteor.jpg

http://rack.2.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyM...eteor-Meme.jpg

:stoned

ADG

No fatalities? Hmmmmm

Exactly. If this is some sort of "new weapon" it was a dismal failure. LOL

Meteors like Russia and Utah :2 cents:

I heard the Russian meteorite might wipe out the dinosaurs.

http://m2.gfy.com/image.php?u=5461&dateline=1313524864

Hope not...

lol... how do people even think up this kind of bullshit.

... said the guy in 1945 when hearing about a new bomb that operated by nuclear fission.

Cosmos weapons

What???

http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d1fc5326...5gkjo1_400.gif

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeah, because when you test a weapon, you do it to a foreign, unfriendly country. Not only to cause a dramatic response and escalation, but to give them data to identify and inspect the weapon, its properties, its capabilities etc.

Makes perfect sense, after all, the first thing General Motors does when they design a new prototype car is take it over to Fords test track and leave it.

Fucking idiot.

Logic has no place in this thread. Please mind your P's and Q's.

It's the lizard people

Well that didn't take long.

How long before some Republican / Tea Party radio windbag agrees with him?

:1orglaugh this is the best one yet!

If you could kindly take your common sense and logic to another thread that would be much appreciated. Thank you. :)

Funny you mention "Idiots"

Yeah, you'll be able to inspect a weapon that hit at over 25 times the speed of sound.

You fuckers are Cro-Magnon dumbed down to beyond fluoride heads. Fuoride head wannabes!

lol wehatelogic strikes again!

cool post johnnyclips

That was Danica "Crash" Patrick piloting the Godaddy Space Shuttle

[QUOTE=Si;19483537]:1orglaugh this is the best one yet![/

Agreed.

Another carefully researched balanced piece from Wehateporn.

Where would we be without him.

He is official idiot. How could someone quote his delirium?

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Sup...e1_3420603.jpg

It too early to know what this was, we can only speculate at this stage. :2 cents:

It was an asteroid. Nothing to speculate about.

We're quoting him to make fun of him, dude. Nobody thinks his whacky claims hold any merit. Obviously it was a meteor that hit.

crazy story

Meteorite :)

Well it was about 15 meters in diameter. E.g. DA14 is about 50 meters.

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

so many funny post to pick just one good one. Great thread like always

I blame Bush.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Maybe God is angry about the Pope resigning :pimp

is that what the weed told you? It's amusing when potheads talk about fluoride causing interference with brain activity.

Translation: I have yet to come up with a batshit response to this and figure out a way to profit from the fears and mental weaknesses of others.

It's impressive how you are so quick to jump on the batshit bandwagon every single time. It's almost like random baseless sites have made up your mind for you. Astounding..

Fluoride without question blocks portions of the brain.. That isn't even a question at this point. Do you even know what the pineal gland is? I totally disagree with it being a weapon test or anything like that. It was a meteorite. Anti cannabis people are the idiots, and the weak brained propaganda accepting naive souls.. Not to mention that fluoride is without question a toxin that does harm to the body. Open your eyes.

lol.......

LOL cool

i can almost see Matt 26z choking on wehateporn's dick right now.