the bigger the gun, the smaller the penis
 

is there a ratio like sports cars and monster trucks to penis size for assault rifle ownership?


if I posted pictures of extra large condoms in response to anyone posting pics of big scarey guns would that intimidate the gun nuts?

http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/imag...ad054d11621d90

ok, that's the first legitimate reason i've ever seen for owning an assault rifle

Thanks for sharing, I think I'll go puke up my dinner now.

Wttfffff?!! That's fucked up man.

Bummer for me. I have a small penis and small guns. 2 Nagant Revolvers in 7.62 Nagant and a Walther P22. Sold my Uzi which was in 9mm.

Well, I do have a .270 Savage 110 bolt action hunting rifle.

We don't teach or mention the Burning of Washington or the failed invasions of Canada in 1812. Selective history is the best history.

AR-15 shoots a .223, pretty damn small bullet

Frank needs a gun like this
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I love these girls. Imagine the amount of research (ie fucking different guys) they had to do to be able to speak on this with some authority on this topic. they don't even look 18 and total sluts. I love it

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is that geddy lee on the right?

I don't need a gun because i'm not a backwards white trash imbecile living in a 3rd world shithole who teaches his daughter how shoot people in the eye.
Fucking American retard.

This guys dick is so small he has a pussy

Yes sleazy, im sure it goes like that. Retard.

I am always annoyed by people who see an expensive car and say 'haha his dick must be small woohoo!'
It's a stupid, childish, jealous, weird remark. I even tend to believe the people who say this are not only stupid, but gay as well (or low self esteemed women). Because if you like cars you will not react like a woman to a car, but like a car enthusiast. I am a car enthusiast and love it when i see a beautiful car. I cringe when I hear about an exclusive car being keyed by some asshat, I just dont understand that. Cars are works of art in my opinion, you don't go and key a painting by rembrandt.

As for guns, agree or disagree all you like, but comparing guns to dick size is an argument women would use. And we all know how women argue: Illogical and dumb. Point made.

There go the racist remarks again, Frank, it's funny every time you post!

OK, well then where should we teach our daughters to shoot rapists, muggers, burglars and all manner of pcychos who might threaten them?

That is, those of us NOT Living in Third World Shitholes and not backwards white trash!

:winkwink:

What's all the talk about comparing some men with women. I never get that point myself. It's kind of an strange insult. It's okay to say that someone has low self esteem or something like that. But saying that a man is a woman for his opnions or tastes.

Are women that bad? lol

:helpme

Because it is totally logical to state that SleazyDream (clearly a straight man) is both wrong and homosexual because you think women would agree with him. Which, incidentally, I don't.

I recommend maybe taking some logic classes at a good school, if you are going to toss gravel around in your crystal castle.

To answer the original post, I think that, as in all areas of life, some people love excellence and some people are compensating for a deficiency elsewhere. Or some mix of the two.

for the record, I don't believe there is any correlation between dick size and amount of firearms one owns, but suggesting it gets the trolls all rilled up ;)

i see a stick and I can't help myself but to poke the bear with it

Scott's straight?



;)

I'll make an exception for you.


it's the beard.....

:thumbsup

Thank you.

dont you have some dicks to suck somewhere ?

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Who in the name of gods buttbabies fucking let YOUR ignorant ass out of whatever cage you belong in? For chrissake, just what we fucking need, as if GFY wasn't getting bad enough.

Why don't you go and console the people whose lives you've destroyed, you illiterate braindead walking big bird looking motherfucking fuck

:2 cents: Take back your two ¢sents¢ I wouldn't take your opinion for free I'd pay to hear you shut the fuck up and go back into your gay gerbil hole you inane jive talking clown

That is a bold statement to make. But, if you have researched it, I can't refute it. How many cocks did you measure in your study? Once you made the determination how will you use the data? Will you now not want to be around men with small guns or big guns?

Listen, this guy has never successfully made it past page three of a children's book. You want him to measure his boyfriends before he does all of that coke? Get serious and come back from dreamland, pal

its true. when i see an awesome car which i cant afford, i think its awesome. some people feel discomfort because they cant have the same thing. and thats because of underlying issues. like retardation which doesnt allow them to own such things. this same issue with retardedness causes the ongoing complaining about people who they dont even live amoungst. in this guys case, his government doesnt allow concealed pistols and he knows that the united states is a strong country and that all he has is a fork. this causes discomfort

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There's a word for this uncomfortable feeling. It's called "hating".

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hating

Coming from a guy that can't see his own dick unless he squats over a mirror.

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i've actually never heard this particular reference, i'll have to add it to the *tally*

big guns
sports cars
expensive cars
4x4 trucks
boats
watches


prolly missing a few.........

What about owning desolate camping lots in butt-fuck Canada?

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I have a pretty decent, pretty big car, and an above average cock, if some stupid jealous cunt who can't afford a decent car wants to think I'm hung like a chinaman, or some woman using woman's 'logic' wants to think the same, that's their lookout lol

Anyway, they all say the same thing when it's in their mouth: mmgggffffmmmhhnnhh

I'm pissing myself laughing at how this REALLY bothers some people.

people only get upset about the truth that they don't like.

if I said gun ownership proves you have a big dick these same people would be like "oh yeah!" and wouldn't even comment.



so to answer the previous question about research, the research is your comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I think you'll find it AMAZES rather than BOTHERS people that people still use such a thick as shit 'argument', or attempt at a put-down. Akin to the woman you just left saying how the guy has a small dick, never made her cum, blah blah yackety schmackety. All it needs is a 'and you smell!' at the end of it to make it full retard lol.

All you need to know is people are 'REALLY' laughing *at* you for such a weak attempt at whatever it is you're attempting. Or maybe you're just attempting to look a huge cunt, in which case you succeeded magnificently :thumbsup

of course you know the truth you mention is the fact that misguided stereotyping is wrong? or maybe it's just not funny? eh? hmmm............

Bothers? I said you could be right. I just wondered what sort of penises you like best? Big or small. Preference varies.

just look at how many people this upsets....


soo many small dicks....


sooo sad

I take it that means you like Bigger ones? :1orglaugh

You know I'm just kidding with you. You do realize a shotgun is a pretty big gun, right? :winkwink:

I have no gun at all so I guess that makes my dick HUGE. haha

Against what race exactly. Please point it out to me.