Redesigned 2014 Jeep Cherokee is Fucking Hideous! (pic)
 

Who thought this was a good idea??? :eek7

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog....okee-2-opt.jpg

looks like shit

indeed
8char

That looks like my ex without her botox
Fucking cunt

:helpme:helpme

ftfy....

that's ugly as fuck. Looks like they took a hammer and smashed the top half of the grill down.

dont know if the budget brand Dacia is als available in the US, but the side reminds me of one of their horribly ugly cars:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...t_20100928.jpg

I was driving on the highway and passed a Dacia with dirt on the back. Normally people would write 'wash me' or 'dirty' on there. But on the Dacia someone wrote 'Loser' :1orglaugh

Good to smash zombies on the go :)

Do people still buy those things? Last one I saw has the build quality of a 1980's Lada.

That doesn't look like it would offroad at all lol. Reminds me of that ugly looking buick SUV.

They havent built the Cherokee since 2001. They were ugly as sin back then too. The only Jeep thats ever been worth owning is the wrangler.

i must be the odd guy out - i think it looks great lol

It has a BMW look.

http://images.cardekho.com/images/ca...ong_rexton.jpgLooks like a Rexton.

Damn ugly.

i dont like it

What a shame, used to like the older ones.

I've seen worse... :2 cents:

That is a lowerend Jeep Compass. Here is what you want 2014 Grand Cherokee SRT8;
http://www.drivesrt.com/assets/image...ee-SRT-004.jpg
http://www.drivesrt.com/assets/image...ee-SRT-006.jpg
I have a 2013 and love it and it is fast. 470hp.

trying to make it look like a BMW or something

eek, a tar-bubble ... crap

Yeah, but how many are 4wd? I have only seen very few srt-8 with 4wd.

Wow, it's like they wanted to win a contest to make something uglier than the Pontiac Aztek.. I think they won

That is fucking bad ass!

The SRT8 is the "high performance" division of Chrysler (which owns Jeep). In this case, it's less about four wheeling and more about speed - The new Grand Cherokee SRT8 gets 0-60 in five seconds.

I dont know that red one is pretty ok... check out the 2014 Defender... now that bitch is awesome

Not bad.

The grill design is the only problem. Anyone that likes the rest of the car could live with it.

Seems to depend on the color scheme though.

Looks pretty good here
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog....kee-summit.jpg

Eh...
http://strumors.automobilemag.com/fi...ew-623x389.jpg

Different headlight styling here. This is ugly. Looks evil, but a very weak evil. Not like a Maserati strong evil. This is just lame.
http://cdn.slashgear.com/wp-content/...ee-580x326.jpg

Awesome lol
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I think you're confusing some pics of the Grand Cherokee with the Cherokee. Two totally different vehicles. The one with the fucked up grill is the new Cherokee.

Trying to keep up with the Land Rover Evoque. They failed.

i like it

I'm pretty sure it's the new Cherokee. I like that SRT8!

http://automotive.speedtv.com/articl...okee-revealed/

Takes getting used to but I kinda dig it

if i want a fast car though, i wouldn't get an suv. you need hp for towing shit i get, but why does the 0-60 matter at that point? its a suv haha

That's fucking hideous. They've been getting worse and worse over the last decade. I miss the boxier, more manly look they used to have in the 80's and 90's. Now they kind look a bit too soccer momish.

+1 Agreed.

Yeah, that's it I guess. I tried to figure it out online, but just gave up.

So they made 2 different vehicles, named one the "Cherokee" and the other, totally different vehicle, the "Grand Cherokee". :helpme

Sounds like the same bunch that designed this thing is in charge of naming them. :1orglaugh

If they keep this shit up, it won't be long before they're bankrupt again.

so in the end it's not a cherokee?

LOL, ya that's it. They also did the same thing with the Caravan and Grand Caravan, although those vehicles are even more similar, other than a different wheelbase and door / seat configuration.

Just like the Cherokee, which hasn't been made since 2001, they also did a reboot of the Dodge Dart last year and it appears to be selling like shit. They seem to think they can just relaunch something new and shitty using an old name and it will sell. They hoped for sales of 100,000 and I think they just barely broke 25,000.

They're lucky they have their trucks and minivans to keep them afloat or they'd be really fucked.

It is, but not a "Grand" Cherokee. I think. :upsidedow

The first pic in the thread is the new Cherokee.

Well, I thought the Caravan / Grand Caravan thing was just a question of trim and features, not a whole different body. Am I wrong?

In any case, I don't think the people at Jeep are thinking very clearly.

Grand Caravan has a longer wheelbase, as far as I know, unless I am thinking of just the older models. Maybe they are the same now.

Edit: I just did a search and I think they have scrapped the Caravan models altogether, they are all Grand Caravans now.

Now it looks like the douche-mobile it actually is.

I didn't know there was a difference between the Cherokee and the Grand Cherokee. In fact, I didn't know there was a "Cherokee" - I thought there was only Grand Cherokee.

No matter what it is, the ugly one is fucking ugly.

I didn't know there was a difference between the Cherokee and the Grand Cherokee. In fact, I didn't know there was a "Cherokee" - I thought there was only Grand Cherokee.

No matter what it is, the ugly one is fucking ugly.

The big grill or the run flat titties?

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Who's seen the new Mercedes Benz G Class

http://www.emercedesbenz.com/Images/...nz_G_Class.jpg

Now that is fucking hideous and they want $100,000 for it lmfao.

kick ass design

Probably the damn Republicans are behind this shit!!! :(

Something that was implemented by Bush before he left office I'm sure. And now Obama is stuck with the blame for this ugly ass Jeep Cherokee.

Seriously...did anybody really think the original Jeep Cherokee was "pretty"? lol
I have a Jeep Wrangler. They've pretty much looked the same since WW2.
In my humble opinion that's the only real Jeep.