Adele is an illuminati fat bitch
 

Why is she so famous..she can sing just OK.. but that fatty plays everywhere when I leave the house..every casino, bar, etc. she is being pushed very hard by the Illuminti

her oral skills

Sick of her and her fucking depressing songs...

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup :pleah she makes me puke: :throwup

All I can think of when I hear her voice is...fat.

Get a trainer and lose some weight.

76 year old Shirley Bassey's Oscar performance was much better than Adele's lightweight effort:





Shirley Bassey FTW!!! :thumbsup

:stoned

ADG

Would not recognize her voice to save my life; but the fact that you probably believe she is getting airplay because of the Illuminati is :1orglaugh

I would have said the exact same thing had you not beaten me to it.

:1orglaugh

She has a good voice and sings songs that a popular demographic can relate to.. people love the fact that she doesn't look like a model too.. so you combine these together...

saying she can't sing is purely wishful thinking... compare her to that noise being played on those idol shows or 'talent' shows sometime. Now that will give you a headache!

Easily the best singer around right now, her songs are effortless to her, yes they are depressing for the most part but listen to her voice and you can't say she is a bad singer. She is very annoying but for me, that voice is amazing.

wait who?

she stole keyshia cole's style of singing :helpme fat ass fake

Yep I agree, say what you like but that bitch can sing.....

i can tell you why she is famous, she has a pretty cute face... but she is fat and as you know fat is beautiful.
Yes that's right: while women can expect to have a slim guy, men have to accept to have sex with fat women because they have to accept women how they are.
(note: we are not in a niche that is decently popular, here this is mandatory: no choice)

So they show you adele as model

lady gaga misses you lol

shut the fuck up you stupid ass bitch troll

read original post..I never said she CAN'T sing..I said she CAN sing, Ok

you fools CAN'T Read

thats how to figure out people that have a clue about music...

you can like her music or not - but from a technical point of view she is a great singer and the song writing and production is excellent too

and no real musician would ever doubt that.

the rest is personal taste

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When I first consider music, I don't listen too closely to lyrics, especially ballads, so I have no idea what she is singing about. I generally only pay attention to lyrics of songs that I like the melody to.

Looks aside, I find Adele's melodies mostly bland and boring. :2 cents:

:stoned

ADG

Never heard of her before.. but with the whole Illuminati thing... has anyone else noticed ALOT of British influence taking over in our tv shows? It's EVERYWHERE.

All that is pure nonsense, she's famous because she can sing, period. Um, she was pregnant all last year and put on 60 lbs, she just had the baby last month. If you'll watch the video up top, you'll notice she looks noticeably leaner than most of last year.

song makes sense in the film.

I wondered last night, if her mike volume was turned down for a reason ?? Everyone else was belting it out and I was straining to hear her:2 cents:

...and you think she is the only one who can sing ? :winkwink:

A lot of people can sing, but they don't all fit in a concept that some people want to promote just for the fun to brainwash the masses.

she caused two exgfs to hit me up

Thanks Adele :mad:

who the fucks adele

Wtf are you even talking about, damn. Nobody is brainwashing anyone, she's a very talented singer and songwriter, there are not a lot of people with her talent.

Do you get out much Chris? You couldn't go in a restaurant, elevator, store or even turn on the car radio last year without hearing an Adele song.

No ! you don't know a lot of people with her talent, that's slightly different

Guaranteed it would not be on my car radio and most Muzak does not give you the artist's name even if you were there long enough to hear it through.

Like that's never happened before. The British Invasion, The New Wave of British Heavy Metal...

How in the world do you know who I know? What I said stands as is. She's only 23 with a 4 yr career and has already won 9 Grammys. I'm not really a fan of her music, but to imply she's simply just an "ok" singer is laughable.

I think she is much better than Jennifer Hudson, who tries way too hard and its evident from the award show yesterday - now she is annoying.

Adele is sexy.

It means that the music industry recognizes her, nothing more.
It's a marketed product, because she looks like a marketed product.
She can have all the latent that she wants, that's not the main issue.

My point was that he's heard her singing, he just doesn't realize it. 2011/2012 she had as big a year as any artist in the last decade. So even if you don't listen to her style of music, it would have been extremely difficult not to have heard something about her online or in the news.

Not a fan, but she is way better than Nicki Minaj and all those other top 40 pop singers

Um, of course it means more, it means she was recognized by everyone, she was the top selling artist and won album of the year. Of course she's marketed, just like everybody else in her profession, again I have no idea what you are running on about.

Her new video

I always love the gfy trolls that love to call others fat when they would never in million years show what they look like on gfy. Fact is adele has more talent than any hater on gfy will ever have.

= brainwashing the masses

NICKI was also CHOSEN by the Illuminati to be a star..
what you guys don't get ...people are CHOSEN to be famous..

Sexy... ;)

Really? Just fat, eh? Not talent or anything?

Just fat.

Interesting...what about Beyonce? Do you just think of black when you hear her voice?

i bet that people here are slimmer as the average people in their respective country

I'd still throw one in her meaty stinkhole

BBC just had a clip of her singing at the awards; I did not recognize the voice.

Ask GG if she's ever heard of her.

So Simon, if one of your comics ever gets chosen for production as a major film and you hit the big time, does that mean the Illuminati has finally chosen you and you've turned to the darkside?