Something they do well in Canada
 

Some of the most beautiful guitars I've ever seen.

http://www.blueberryguitars.com/en/index.html


http://www.bikinipage.com/pic/bb1.jpg
http://www.bikinipage.com/pic/bb2.jpg

Canada rocks. Shame its being overtaken by Asians.

Yeah, we need another sushi restaurant like we need more songs from Celine Dion. :helpme

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Beautiful guitars. I thought this was going to be a thread about hockey.

I was thinking Poutine...

http://www.homersteinweiss.com/blog/...11/poutine.jpg

Right? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

They know how to handle guns. They have 30 guns per 100 people with only 600 homicides per year. We have 80 guns per 100 people with 30000 homicides per year.

If you break it down... If we had 30 guns per 100 we would have roughly 10000 murders a year to Canada's 600.

I think it because it's too fucking cold to go outside and kill someone in Canada, but I might be wrong...

No, it's because they don't even know how to use a damn gun. They are still in the bow and arrow stage of the evolution scale.:1orglaugh Trust me, I know, as I am/was a canadian until i got the hell out of that rathole of a country. The day I got my US citizenship, I swore I would never go back to living in Canada again. I would rather slam my dick between a car door until it fell off than to go back to living in that backwater wasteland. I always wondered when I was younger why the US would not just invade Canada like it does every other country and as I grew older, I figured out why, there is nothing worth pillaging in that god forsaken shithole. :1orglaugh

Funny thing is that the English speaking population hates the French but I don't have a problem with the French at all. It's the English speaking population I dislike the most. It's like they are bred to be incompetent. Western Canada is the worst, i felt dumber every day i lived in western canada.

No, just relieved I got out of there when I did.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/130...ks-dance-o.gif

Looks good :)

Clearly a beautiful guitar. Thx for the link. :thumbsup

That guitar looks like the panelling in my neighbor's 1950's recreation room.

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^^ almost made me spit out my coffee!

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I laughed! Yes I did.

What is the sauce on that Gravy?
Beef gravy it looks like but very thin.

no comment..

That is a work of art Minte, where do you find these things anyway? You recommend any boards for this stuff?



no, you mostly made people aware of your lingering apparent psychological issues...

email me at mint at jefnet dot com and I'll send you the links to some quality guitar/music sites.

Beautiful guitars. I want to hear the Guitar :X

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http://i.imgur.com/er9ZL.jpg

Be still my heart... Possibly literally.

Based on the thread title, I came here looking for moose sex pics.

Once again I'm let down. :(

OK, there's a little redemption. :thumbsup

http://www.mylespaul.com/gallery/dat...Custom_550.jpg

classic.

Be still my heart... Possibly literally.

Holy crap that 's beautiful. Do they sound as good as they look?





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There are some players on their site you can listen to. I haven't played one yet.

Yes they do, this guy is in Montreal and I've held and strummed on some of his "Chef D'Oeuvres"

BTW if you think the guitar looks good you should come to Montreal and check out the ladies :pimp

Where were you born in Canada? I'm calling bullshit from an american hater as usual. You sound like an intellectual genius for this comment...

"I always wondered when I was younger why the US would not just invade Canada like it does every other country"

Also, where is the US cities here?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World...livable_cities

Do I read it right, that you did not take into consideration population size difference?

Or maybe because Canada has way less black/hispanic/gang ghettos?

This better for you then? Source CNN an american news outlet.

http://travel.cnn.com/explorations/life/worlds-most-livable-city-525619

Are you serious?? Lol. What do you think he meant when he said per 100 people??? Do you understand what per capita means??

Toronto has the same population as chicago. Toronto has about 70 to 80 murders a year. Chicago has about 500. Understand?

what part of canada you in?
haha my buddy just married an asian girl! in Calgary, fuck me it was cold there! for me at least

He mentioned GUNS per 100 people. Not murders. I doubt 30.000 murders that he mentioned is per 100 or even per anything.

Re read the post and then come be a smart ass.

I was born in Calgary. Have you seen Calgary? There is a reason it's nicknamed "Cowtown". It's a backwater shithole city that prides itself on having the "Greatest Outdoor Show on Earth" the Stampede :1orglaugh:1orglaugh. Please!! The GOSOE? Come on, it's the one time of the year that everyone is so nice to the natives living there because they need them to put on a good show at the parade LOL. And I'm a white guy but even I see how hypocrite the people are. But the natives are too dumb to notice it and they help "sell" the whole Stampede theme :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sorry, to disappoint, but it hurts huh when one of your own doesn't see Canada through those rose colored glasses other Canadians seem to do. Just read http://ca.yahoo.com/ and it's a bunch of biggest bullshit Canadians try to convince themselves. I swear if I didn't know any better, after reading some of the bs articles on the Canadian yahoo site, I would think that Canada was responsible for world peace, curing AIDs, because every damn article is always how the country is doing such a great job at this and a great job at that. Or how they found a "breakthrough cure" for something. Then when I go to the US yahoo site or CNN, there is no mention of this "breakthrough" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh And the delusional retards like to whine how we are the "best" in hockey except it's always a pleasure when I see the US, Russians, Swedes kick their asses and then they cry and whine and make up a tons of excuses why they lost :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The day I moved out of that rathole of a country to the US, my girlfriend cried and thought we were moving out of heaven or the garden of eden or something because she was brainwashed with the "Canada is better than US" propanganda bs or "Canada is a better place to live than US" but it took 1 week in south beach before she told me "I think you were right all along about home" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh.

One of the more disgusting things when people talk shit about their own home town. Says a lot about his/her character.

Have you seen the freaking military? It's a joke, Finland with it's crappy army 1/100 the size of Canada could take over Canada if they wanted to. When Canada sent it's troops to the middle east for the war...the military commanders in their infinite military wisdom...wait for the best part....they sent the troops in full jungle camo gear....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh...yes full green jungle army gear to the middle of a war fought in the damn desert :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Then when the arrived in the middle east, they were ridiculed and had to go to the military suplus store to buy clothing dye to dye their uniforms the sandy color while they waited for the gov't back home to order them desert colored army gear. The country is joke and I don't even need to make this shit up :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I tell it like it is. No point lying about it. Honesty sometimes hurt but the truth don't lie. :thumbsup

EliteWebmaster, good that you found a place more suitable for you. Everyone should enjoy where they live and, if not, relocate.

Just curious though, if you have such an obvious disdain for your homeleand, have you surrendered your passport and renounced your Canadian citizenship? Clearly Canada is not a place you ever want to be.

Thanks robwood for the kind words, I'm in a happy place, both professionally and emotionally. True, south beach has it's share of problems but overall, it's a nice place and a vibrant place to live. As you mentioned, everyone should enjoy where they live so I'm happy and so is my girlfriend now :thumbsup

I still hold my canadian citizenship, but it's not by choice but a promise to my parents since they still hold out hope that I will want to come home to retire and and take over the family business. So out of respect to my parents, I still maintain the citizenship and the downside to that is I still pay taxes for a country I absolutely dislike.

And a mini bit of trivial, out of all the western developed countries, Canada is the most taxed country in the world. So I'm still getting screwed not living there :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

EliteWebmaster: for the record, I've lived in Calgary as well and absolutely hated it. I did like the Okanagan Valley in BC, and I spent many years in Ontario. I came to the East Coast for a visit in 1990, and haven't left. I never even went back to move my stuff out, I hired a moving company to go there, pack up everything for me. I'm quite fond of Nova Scotia -- and not a cowboy hat anywhere:)

you can't judge a whole country by living in one place. so how did you manage to move to the US? its not that easy.

Nova Scotia was not bad at all. One of the better places for sure along with PEI, the people there are more relaxed, easy going individuals, likeable :) and you're right, no cowboy hat in sight :thumbsup

I have been to most parts of Canada so it's not like I judged the country by living in one place. I was fortunate to be able to travel and live in other parts of the country. And as mentioned, strangely enough, I find that the people in eastern canada along the coastal parts to be quite nice and not really brainwashed with the bs that plagued the rest of the country.

Moving to the US was not that hard as I had a advance degree in Computer Science and I had a company here that recruited me and later on, the owner of the firm helped me attain citizenship.